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karpentar: Ogogoro fans indeed.
When ever low rank police men, agberos, spare parts dealers, my akwaibom cook and driver are rejoicing, then one thing has happened. Chelsea has won a match.

All these people wey u mention who u fine pass?

karpentar: Why wont you be scared? Will MORONho play?

U b ManU, Arsenal or ManC! Abi na Manure ?

CFCfan: Yes O! Mourinho is back. He will transition from the "happy one" to the "winning one", because Chelsea are going to win the quadruple, in addition to the UEFA Super Cup.

KTBFFH!

I pray so!

Kingclickmedia: Mourinho vs "One"
*special one (before)
*happy one (now)
NEXT
*good one
*joyful one
*champion one
*popular one etc.
>Keep it rolling Mourinho ma man

Now I can watch my team without a scare!

runzlord: what the guy sayin? do u work for tecno? abi is it by force to buy sub-standard goods?

Techno is not sub standard! I use a BBz10 when I saw f7 I had a rethink

Vwandyboy: ndi ara so na this china fone wey cheap all of una dey use nw no BB again Poor tinz!!!! My BBQ10 all the Way!!

No matter hw much tweaks u gag on BB this thin remains obsolate!

Mr Aboki: No wonder some bread dey carry yansh flavour...



https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrrt3iXjX1rzri6o.gif

Not only yansh flavor! Kponi flavio

sheyie2007: point of correction, your girl friend's vag#na stinks if it goes unwashed for 2 minutes

I don c one of them girls who havin stinky asss! Better go wash sis

50calibre: See the humiliation this man went through just for a vagi*na. The female genit*ls is the greatest threat to mankind.

the Irony of it is that it stinks like crazy if it goes unwashed for 2 minute

DumbAss, DushBag Mr. Teacher He got what he bargained for Nigga must be long in this sh!!t. His even looking lost mehn! But d chic no try o! Me d look for kponi I come gree follow u go ur house? hmmm that nor go work! I must screw u o!

seunlayi: foolish men are always controlled by their DICK

"like evil dead" huhn?

Who ks? This man is a muslim! He is entitled to as many wives as necessary! The part I dislike is; his funnelling cash to keep her fresh!

IYA NGBALI: In addition to the demolition exercise,all those that patronised the supermarket should be prosecuted and sentenced to death for unconsciously sponsoring terorrism in nigeria

Sounds hash! U speak like gboko haram! Sentence innocent people to death for what? Attending to their needs? U must be evil!

9jadelta: on point! what interest will tearing it down serve? sane country will confiscate the property and it will be run by government or sold to someone with integrity

Two things are involved here; demolish and find nothing then look like a fool! Or demolish and find stuff like rods and concrete then cry of wasted billions! Can't these idiots just use scanners? And search instead of thinking like 16th century fools!

Lakayanah: I think sai dem wen dey oyinbo land get sense small na only to speak wanna and gonna dem sabi. It's a disgrace on the part of the women haba he is not all that even if he is so what? We are not in the stone ages or that he has a large farm whereby he will need their man power. This dude certainly is into the alimajiri system.

"wanna gonna garra nomsay"

chidindufrank: 22 kids at age 33!! I dey waste here ni. Operation get them pregnant activated. I must apply quota system while doing this just that I don't fancy hausa girls sha

Would love to taste hausa kponi o!

Can't pay child support and there he is; bragging! About being a randy blockhead? And their mothers what were d doin when shaw had sexx with them? So black is just brainless everywhere!

First is chinko on hitech cheating! Who says china isn't intune with the times! Secondly is "seductive metal chinko b00bs" ! Thirdly is the stress in pronouncing "gaokao" instead of simple "exams"! Na wao!

First is chinko on hitech cheating! Who says china isn't intune with the times! Secondly is "seductive metal chinko b00.bs" ! Thirdly is the stress in pronouncing "gaokao" instead of simple "exams"! Na wao!

Cold blooded: I can fight for Enya, Enigma, Yanni and their likes. I found solace listening to their songs.

Talking about being "demonic" have you got time to watch Enigma's videos or even reflect on d title or her songs like "return to innocence","principles of lust","beyound the invisible" "way to eternity"etc; she uses occultic signs a lot and mimics the Catholic church. I think her songs are more esoteric than Enya's.

The name enigma alone should tell u her kind of personality; mysterious, unpredictable, vague and stuff! She is what nature defines as a shadow! I had like 2 of her albums a year ago the kind of instrumentals and sounds I heard each time I tried listening to her sons scared me! But I'm happy now when my hard drive crashed I couldn't recover her shit!

NRI PRIEST: Hyenas are very brutal and dangerous animals! I dont know how the guys get to tame them and made a pet out of them! Very brave. . .growing up in Jos township we use to come out and watch them against our mothers stern warnings and I use to get a serious ass beating cuz my big mouth sisters will tell on me . . . Chai!

Ur lucky to be alive to call her " ur big mouth" sister!

Just Imagining the scene!

Geomac: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/06/fg-grounds-oshiomholes-aircraft/

better u didn't fly my beloved commrade! U never knw when these demons plant a trap some where for u! Cheer up man! If u remain d oshiomole I knw some day u will be president!

rodeo0070: Its a very good innovation. Owing to the nature of my job, it has saved me from the usual bank hassles. Cash transfers, payment for services, phone recharge etc you name it, its a life-saver...

"Not that it would be forced on them! The people would ask for it"

trendystuf: On the shoe is an inscription which says "ATIKU 2015". He is set to launch his 2015 campaign by providing shoes for shoeless people so they don't fall for the 'I had no shoes' story again. The quest for power is on...

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/06/photo-see-shoes-atiku-abubakar-is.html

"I Had No Shoes"

Y him nor go alone with T-shirt and boxers?

dplomaticVal: I seriously wonder wt dis
has got to do wt
d topic.

stratajam!

yuzedo: I hav 2 queston

1. Worrahell is ride him & pay aword?! Did FG not hav road to build or any oda job?!

2. Worrahell kinda name is Panshak. Sound like who drink cow milk strait from d cow brest. We giv upp!!!

there is a transformer near u!

Women "LION" are the worst in terms of emotional attacks! Imagine u put a call tru to ur girl friend, and u could sense a busy atmosphere where she is, and ur like babe where u are is noisy! " then came the reply I'm by the road side" and ur like "doing what" and she's like "I'm on my way to Crunches fried chicken" and ur like "to do what?" then came the very funy answer " I just want to go sit there and get d ACs cool me off" and ur wondering " but we were in crunches 2 days ago"! Mehn! wonders they say never end! Women I knw can hardly spend there money to get themselves a treat!

ATM-CARD:
.D sponsors are crying......Plz d security agents should do house 2 house search in all these ACF and NEF houses.Dn't b suprise 2 see Sheakeu der.They harboh terrorist.

Under the bed

Good news is: the man has been caught! The bad news is; nigerian justice system! No punishment for retards! And to think some ingrate would spew trash like; she's only tryin to frame her pops! Is sometin I feel terrible about!

Nigerians deceive themselves over and over again that nigeria has future! I just feel sorry each time I hear the "razor sharp" phrase "e go better" I wish they could see forces within against that assertion!