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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes-benz E-class Coupé - Pictures by betrani(m): 9:39pm On May 20, 2013
Senator Tobijah: I have it in my garage. Lol
sold mine this morning! I kinda hate d fact that it has less pace for my legs! Air bags malfunctioned when I braked at 40km speed!
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Claims She Is Pretty To Work by betrani(m): 5:17pm On May 20, 2013
I d always like small oyibo waist like her own sha! But to confirm her beauty I get taste! I hope say I no go ram bone o!
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Claims She Is Pretty To Work by betrani(m): 5:10pm On May 20, 2013
arcbabe: Guys why are u surprise?it also happens in nigeria,my account officer told me she's too pretty to work and she is quiting,she believes her man should take good care of her instead of her stressing her life. I really laughed b'cos I thought to myself that pple are desperately looking for job and here she is planning to quit her job even her man was the 1st that complained that he doesn't like the way she was getting too much attention from men in the bank. It no big deal abeg,it depends on the individual!
even if I marry d most beautiful woman on earth! Won't be scared 2 pregnancies twice a year would do d magic for me!
Music/Radio / Re: Kanye West Titles Album "Yeezus" by betrani(m): 3:42pm On May 20, 2013
theutopianex: Blasphemy!! Kanye West Titles 6th Album "Yeezus". Sounds Like "Jesus"


[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1114870_kanye-west-yeezus-album-cover1_jpg7492fec60de310e8b432005076817261[/img]



I really dont know how far these rappers are willing to go with blasphemy, they say its just showbiz but i beleive its way more than that
read

http://theutopianexpress..com/2013/05/kanye-west-titles-his-album-yeezus-like.html
Me thinks he needs a psychiatrist!
Music/Radio / Re: Kanye West Titles Album "Yeezus" by betrani(m): 3:40pm On May 20, 2013
Even this black touts?
Romance / Re: Husband Catches Wife Cheating While The Man Tries To Escape (PICS/VIDEO) by betrani(m): 1:29pm On May 19, 2013
usmsam:

Did you watch the video well? The fact that firefighters were called in makes it real. Mumu
yeah on standby to prevent d situation from setting the building ablaze! Husband must be heating up!

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Politics / Re: ACF - Force Will Not Stop Boko-Haram by betrani(m): 11:13am On May 19, 2013
killuminati: wetin dis eeediot dey yarn sef?
it is not ur fault that u don't understand queens english! I c y u fuckers are against western education!
Politics / Re: ACF - Force Will Not Stop Boko-Haram by betrani(m): 11:10am On May 19, 2013
solomon111: Dialogue?
You want to fight terrorism with dialogue?
Dialogue with them in your islamic republic after secession.
we need them bombed deep into their mother's wombs
Politics / Re: ACF - Force Will Not Stop Boko-Haram by betrani(m): 11:05am On May 19, 2013
Weldone Jon! Bombin would buy us more time to think of better ways of forcing referandum on these douch-bags! Them d craze! Una want make jona no knw peace as NDVPF wey get reason y them fight give Yar' goose bumps?
Politics / Re: ACF - Force Will Not Stop Boko-Haram by betrani(m): 10:56am On May 19, 2013
franchizy: I strongly support the ACF, I think the use of force is not the best solution. The Federal Govt should ve a rethink and use dialogue through the right people wit honesty and sincereity.
Boko Haram wil never give up inspite of the declaration of emergency rule. I urge Nigerians to rise up and condemn the military action as they are killing innocent civilians and boast that they are killing Boko Haram.
which part of d continent are u from? Well ur vision is blurr! Fuckers rejected amnesty, dialogue a presidential handshake, dinner nights in aso villa, free rides, and comedy sessions in muson centre what again do they want? Well d president had it right this time! At least he isn't a pumpkin! Y is atiku, buhari, IBB and all those iliterate notherners not sayin anytin other than "rejection of state of emergency"? Imposition of yar 'adua by a southerner started d mill, victory by a southerner at the 2011 polls added gasoline! I sense these idiots are just agains anytin south! Bomb
Politics / Re: ACF - Force Will Not Stop Boko-Haram by betrani(m): 10:36am On May 19, 2013
I c! These northern leaders are determined to have boko haram cause mayhem for as long as they desire! Ok nw! Who looses out in d long run? I gues iliteracy has a stake in their plan against GEJ's "supposed success"
Phones / Re: Facebook VS Google: Battle To Acquire Whatsapp by betrani(m): 9:48am On Apr 08, 2013
whoever would succeed in d bid, is not my business! My business is that whoever buys it should make it better, and refrain from any form of suffocation! Else them go die of epilepcy
Politics / Re: Will You Vote For BUHARI In The Forthcoming Election? by betrani(m): 6:17am On Apr 08, 2013
slysinzu: Mallam Buhari claim he still gat some Important
mission to carry out in Nigeria to make it a Good
Nation, He said he hope Nigerians give him the
chance to carry out his mission.
Will you Vote for Buhari in 2015?
And if he doesn't win! Unleash another gorrilla terrorist group, to kill innocent christians, and policemen! Then point accusing fingers at some helpless president as being responsible for insecurity! But if he does win, guiness book of world records would but into flames as carrying his achievements as a boko haram sponsor, christian killer, shameless arm robber, life snatcher and untouchable strongman would only be d worlds famous injustice unpunished!

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Romance / Re: "I Only Stuck With Him Because Of His Money" by betrani(m): 8:37am On Apr 07, 2013
chikk:

Where the hell are you from by the way? The moon? what do you mean by the enboldened above? This thread is meant to teach the male folks one or two things, don't derail it by starting an attack on women. Besides, your first line should be: 'there's NOBODY who doesn't like money'! But If you must talk about women here, then talk about the ones in your 'moon' of a country, don't generalize nigerian women
Is it a lie? Thats hw u are! All nigerian women!
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Sick Again In Europe For Treatment - SaharaReporters by betrani(m): 7:47am On Mar 31, 2013
nw even sahara reporters nw knws Mrs. Jonathan than every other media outfit, does she have a stake on it, or has she given them special permission and channel to knw when she is sick? This outfit is full of lies and deceit! They never report any truth! I think its time it got chased out of falacious reporting!
Politics / Re: Camouflage Fabric That Can Make Soldiers Invisible by betrani(m): 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2012
50calibre:

I'm sure the US government may already be working on time travel or teleportation or some anti-gravity craft or even some kind of hypersonic missiles to deliver their nuclear warheads anywhere in the world in less than 20 mins should the need arise
Time travel is not possible! Gat that! Its only possible wit GOD!

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Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Signs Nigerian Parker Ighile As The 1st Artiste On Her Label by betrani(m): 2:32pm On Nov 18, 2012
Red-Light:
He only bears nigerian name.. He is not fhucking nigerian! Get over it man.. Am tired of nigerians linking all these stupid negros (like seal, charmilonaire, taio cruz, lemar etc) that never represent nigeria or wana become nigeria to nigeria.. No offense to mr ighile.. Goodluck to him.. The only man i ever respect and always respect is akon.. Despite all fame, he never forget his root
what d heck are u tryin to say? Lemar's full name is Lemar Obika, burn 1978, ok this guy is Nigerian and I can prove that to u! Have u listened to any of his songs at all? Don't say shit u knw nothing about ok!
Politics / Re: Pictures From Dr. Saraki's Burial by betrani(m): 5:43am On Nov 15, 2012
ode remo: and the man died? at last.
D only God and Lord that exist is jesus and our father in heaven! When u live ur life neva live like a lord and owner of other peoples lives, cos when ur owner and owner of the world comes knocking; u will knw d difference between the power is mine, the power belongs to me and I'm Godfather!
Phones / Re: Apple Ordered To Pay Samsung’s Legal Bills After A Misleading Apology. by betrani(m): 9:20pm On Nov 12, 2012
OrangeHokage: your visual capability is really amazing in wat way does an S11 look like an Ipad.....smh.....i can vouch you have never seen either an ipad or a S11
Correct Man! The dude hasn't seen Galaxy S2 before! The only way it looks like an Iphone is in its flatness! Questions is; is it only Apples right to produce flat phones? I gues Sony-ericsson was there before them! Their problem is that they are fast loosin the market to Samsung and they aren't luvin it! See me these Americans o! Instead of findin a way out of china's "soon to take over" threat, they are battling with samsung! I tire for this their fear o!
Music/Radio / Re: Kelly Hansome Defends Tonto Dike: Until Ya'll Drop Your Songs Shut-up by betrani(m): 12:07pm On Nov 11, 2012
ebamma: na by force to like tonto dike music, if you no like the music there are a thousand and one songs you may like, please let her be its her first album,
What are u sayin? Is ur brain workin at all? First singles or albums make impressions and tell who u become tomorrow! When I first head lil Wayne; that was on d song "I'm a Soldier" by Destiny's Child! I'm not a fan of rap music but I just told myself this guy will go places! U can equally attest to where he is now! Psquares, Plantation boys, Dbanj, Play Dairo, Dare, and a host of them made impressions on their first trials! Nw that tells u who born Artists are! Hw can she get better when she only knws hw to force things on herself! She is not suppose to b a singer let her accept it and get d fu-ck out of singing! Even if she releases a full Album; its all going to b wackness all d way! She's a gd actress let her stick to acting, b at her best, spread her tentacles beyond the shores of naija and b recognised as well as given roles in hollywood thrillers like stephnie, gene et al I believe on her success only in this!

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Politics / Re: Oil Barons ‘Threaten Okonjo-Iweala’s Life’ by betrani(m): 9:30pm On Nov 09, 2012
gboss4sure: The hatred a lot of Nigerians show to this woman makes me wonder if she is their problem. This woman is trying to make things right but Nigerains are easily decieved by those oil thieves.

With this mindset of a lot of Nigerians these country will remain as it is if they don't change the way they think and start thinking reasonably
I like ur courage bro! Neva mind these noise makin Nigerians! They like being parochial with so much iliteracy and senselessness! The same set of idiots who are calling for the probe of oil thieves are the same set of people who call the "thieves catcher" a thief and a liar! Nigerians sorry to say this; Are "fish Brained" everyone claims to knw when they knw next to notin! Subsidy removal caused these same gay-gots to call the president all sorts of names when he decided that those thieves must not continue to milk the country dry! They brought out blood stained tents, bed bug infested mattrasses, smelly wrappers and unbrushed mouths, pitched tents with directionless people like el-rufai et al to fight the government! Issue is Nigerians don't knw what d want, don't knw what to believe in and can't say what they really knw! Its only to pretend to fight who should b fought and fight who is bold enough to confront who should b fought that senseless idiots knw!

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Computers / Re: Apple Massively Escalates Its Patent War, Finally Goes After Google by betrani(m): 9:04pm On Nov 09, 2012
These Americans have lost confidence in themselves! Tryin to fight the japanese so that they don't crumble their smart phone business like china did siemens electricals! Watched on cnn today; these guys are planning over six thousand job cuts after anouncin over $1b lose! Na wah! These western powers don hear am for china hand! Obama oya! Sink America further make china take over! I d clap! Na only gay marriages and hw to bow down to satan una sabi! Mumu people!
Events / Re: 2012 World Transgender Beauty Pageant (Pictures) by betrani(m): 5:52am On Nov 05, 2012
moderattor: Their only achievement and joy is the art of appearing like a woman. lol.
If you really need it, cut of your p and leave a hole there for real smiley
Is d hole srewable? And who would wanna dip his p into that "bony ditch" filled with nails, hammers, spanners, bolt, nuts and screws ruff without some slimy feel! This aint natural! Why deceive them selves? grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Are Male Bankers Really Stingy? by betrani(m): 12:29pm On Nov 04, 2012
groovy400: I am a banker and my ears have grown dull from hearing this popular line from my female dates "Bankers are stingy!".

I am begining to wonder if girls simply go into relationships because they need a dude to pay theirs bills and slap them with wads of cash whenever they snap their fingers! How on earth can a girl with self respect and self worth go all out to make silly statements about members of a profession being stingy.

I think I some girls (the culpable ones) need to be told some basic truth which I percive they are oblivious of:

1. Using that line simply suggests that u lack self esteem. A woman with self esteem wouldn't go round town seeking a dude to pay her bills. I am not your father, wanting to date you doesn't mean am adopting you as a daughther. Who pays the bills of your male peer?

2. Using the stingy line is an attempt to blackmail. It no longer works! Its a stale trick. Try something new.

3. If u expect bankers to slap you with wads of cash cos he digs u, u r making a big mistake. I don't see dudes of other professions doing that! So why expect that from bankers?

4. All the cash u see at d bank is accounted for. We don't have access to it.

5. Bankers are not ATMs! If u need cash you can simply wip out your debit cards and walk over to the ATM next door.

6. Some of us pay more cash shortages than what we earn as our monthly pay! How do u expect a dude in this position to be so "generous"?

7. We love our jobs and wouldn't steal or live above our means in order to satisfy your money tisty appettite.

8. The profession is over rated!!!!!!
I go with u bro! I'm no banker but I agree with that observation that a lot of ladies these days want to date guys not for the luv, but for what the guy can offer! I for one can spend whatever on a girl if she truely is the luvin type! But how do I knw which amongs them all is luvin! When all the wear is pretence only to show u their true color later on!
Health / Re: The Facts And Myths Of Sickle Cell Disease by betrani(m): 4:47pm On Oct 31, 2012
I now appreciate GOD more than ever before! I ve read comments life encounters as well as experiences! Some close to mine others no way near mine and all not so striking like my encounters and experiences! I ve been in! Not a word of my anguish here so that I don't get traumatized again and againd and again! I appreciate GOD is all I would say! The last major crisis I had in my life was in 2010! I would have become history long ago but GOD made sure I wasn't a burial candidate! I'm 30 nw! I know I have been careless with my medication but GOD is still merciful and protective! I do things that most normal people can't I sometimes feel normal with those things! But d truth remains that I'm not as strong as my AA counterparts but I still lead a normal life! From this minute on! I'm going religiously back to my medication with the trut in mind that I'm not like normal people! I ve seen unspeakable pain! But to GOD be the glory!
Science/Technology / Re: Mother-of-Two Breastfeeds Her Dog To "Feel Complete" by betrani(m): 5:04am On Oct 28, 2012
Science/Technology / Re: Mother-of-Two Breastfeeds Her Dog To "Feel Complete" by betrani(m): 5:02am On Oct 28, 2012
killuminati: shocked photoshop cheesy
And the story? Framed Or cooked?
Health / Re: Two-Faced 'Mask' Baby In China Suffers From Transverse Facial Cleft by betrani(m): 5:17am On Oct 24, 2012
pro01:

Shey that soup no dey too small for the eba? Which kind wickedness be that.

@ Topic
Life can be so cruel at times. What did the child do to deserve such a deformity? I doubt that the surgeons can restore him to normalcy.
Are u surprised? Made in china goods are always far from origina! grin grin grin
Health / Re: Two-Faced 'Mask' Baby In China Suffers From Transverse Facial Cleft by betrani(m): 5:10am On Oct 24, 2012
pro01:

Shey that soup no dey too small for the eba? Which kind wickedness be that.

@ Topic

Life can be so cruel at times. What did the child do to deserve such a deformity? I doubt that the surgeons can restore him to normalcy.
Celebrities / Re: Michelle Obama Vs Ann Romney: Who's Your Pick? by betrani(m): 3:44pm On Oct 18, 2012
REALITY101: First Lady Michelle Obama & Ann Romney were both tickled hot pink at the last presidential debate. Question is...

Who'd you rather?

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I just luv white pussi! grin grin
Romance / Re: The Best Way To Break-up With Someone You Are Tired Of? by betrani(m): 3:39pm On Oct 18, 2012
larrymoore: Tell her u became impotent suddenly.
Da this kind lie I no go tell am to anybody o! I like that thing wela grin

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