₦airaland Forum

Your father shouldnt have sent you to school instead of telling you to create a useless thread

Setaje:
Please tell me why a pensioner should be paying tithes.

Imagine! i just pity the woman though we all pay tiths one way or the other,either being screwed,loose money somehow,lend money people money and they refuse to pay back and many other ways

We might field this man comes 2019 to destroy these Northerners traitor

Her teeths though

lawal28c:
U just av 2 increase u own romantic skills

Exactly! he didnt tell us if the lady do nag when he touches her,thats the most important..its very easy to enjoy ladies who are not romantic,only if she doesnt like sex that is the major problem

ckmayoca:
Non of u will do all what u ve said. The worse u guys wld do is lock up at police station, shout and create scene, punch the perso and beat the person up, no one is gonna kill anyone abeg joor.

Dont mind them,their arms would drop after serious explanation,you can only shout and take your kid to another day care

adextaiwo84:
If I hear,we stay in d same area,the dude gat no ferrari except one dead smoking 08 range rover, he wan thief the house?..see mumu ppp self don dey chop the fake poo.

See how you downgrade the dude

Kockane:
It was on Nairaland I got to realise that the problems of Nigeria can only be solved by God almighty. Even the most patriotic and loyal politicians need to rig elections first to be able to attain that position where they can change the face of the Nation.

I recall a few days ago when I logged on to this forum and saw a topic on front page, (one of those Anti-Buhari posts) only a couple of posts so I decided to contribute my thoughts in a responsible and articulate manner, with the thoughts that my articulations may change someone's life. I took my time and composed my post, checked out for grammatical errors, punctuation, etc, then I clicked the "post" button... Boom! A post that would've been Number 10, at the very worst, landed me on page 3!!! No front page, nothing!!! My carefully articulated thoughts relegated to the background where nobody bothers to give a look. I scrolled up to see the posts that made the cut within a 2-3 minutes of having to compose mine, behold: "aaa" "lol" "ahdhdhjdj" "ok" "wow" etc, etc were the jargons these nairaland kids used to push me to page 3.

I learnt a vital lesson that day, not only is the race for FTC for the swift, the race for front page is even for the swifter. No time to be forming "man of integrity", post your "hdhdhdhdh" and come back to modify.

So this morning when I saw this post and only about 5 comments so far, nobody taught me to "jejely" post my "gshsjsjssj", go and have my bath, dress up, drink my akamu and hot akara, den sit down to come and develop this plot of land I bought just to articulate my thoughts so the world can see.

So, what's the moral of my story: space booking is one of the fundamental problems of the Nigerian society today and this menace must be stopped before it destroys all that the Buhari government stands for.

Thank you, and God bless.

Its the survival of the fittest,you have to fight your way to the top wherever you are as you know plants do fight for sunlight inside the bush as well,likewise twin foetus fighting for space inside womb

suavetony:
Wondering if u saw d four walls of the school...no offence...a sound Uni graduate won't be spilling this gibberish...like I said earlier...been taught by both parties so am highly disappointed

I'm using primary six certificate

fineyemi:
U, as a bsc copper taught HNd1 n 2. It can't b possible. U can't teach dem practically inclined courses. I swear.

It's true he did my brother I wrote about it earlier

LuckyLadolce:
I will really like to know the course u red, and I will get u jst an ND boy/girl to teach u more on it. Were u thought anything on criticism in school at all? The manners at which u criticise is so blind... not even one of ur criticisms is constructive. U av jst been spewing gilbrish. Go n learn how to be polite.

Keep hiding the truth and let's see if that's going to set you free

feedburner:
No, it doesn't make sense but negotiating with boko haram and not appointing FEC does.

abominable republic of the zoo

Be patient everything is just going to be fine,if GEJ successfully negotiated with Niger Delta militants why not bokoharam?

Lol fake news

Starships4u:
The Northern Agenda continues... No harms to the other half

Can you Imagine 3 years study leave? does it make sense to you?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
If he likes make he run, d problems will still be here and not only dat, d problem is going to be intact.
He must do somtin

That's what we hope but for now he is still clueless

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Let's see if Buhari will do somtin
He has too
He made a promise to do somtin
Dey nid govt intervention

We dont know when PMB will return from honeymoon probably 2019 after election

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Buh d discrimination is too much
Its not suppose to be so
Its just dat we place too much emphasis on Bsc degrees.

Polytechnic are just too bad infact they are destroying Nigerian EDUCATION system,you will weep for Nigeria if you attend some polytechnic lectures

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Its not fair, both shld be equal.

It can never be equal,some University students are more brilliant than POLYTECHNIC lecturers
or a situation where Youth Corpers are teaching HND 2 students
or a situation where HND student is converted to a lecturer after graduation
truth must be told,its not the same

CR77:

You'r making fun of my autocorrection error right?

GEJ is gone and now Keshi his brother must go as well
Traitor still in contract and still submitting application for another job

MIPNIG:
Your foolishness is boundless ...

I wonder ooo

samadexy:
[size=28pt] if you dem born you well.. try ahm [/size]

Imagine...the OP must be a kid

MKO4ever:
Please somebody should be sending these pictures to Sambo. Including the pictures of Osinbajo's visit to Ivory Coast yesterday. just in case Sambo wishes to do VP again

Sambo was a ghost worker

So you people can confirm Osun people are not poor

I wonder what all these igbo governors are doing with this big amounts

blackpanda:
Its not really the judges fault. its the prosecution that should have put up a strong case

They treamed down the case from 11billion naira to 2.1million naira,its not about the prosecutor its about Nigeria judges,they have no ego to jail any high profile politician

HzRF:
Lol hope you are nt among those ranting dat ffk will be d 1st person Bubu will jail

I was one of them,that is why am very upset

The Lagos state governorship election tribunal sitting in Ikeja, on Wednesday dismissed the petition filed by Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, candidate, Jimi Agbaje, against Akinwunmi Ambode of the All Progressives Congress, APC.
Agbaje had petitioned the tribunal challenging the declaration of Ambode as the winner of the April 11, 2015 governorship election in the state.But the three-man tribunal led by Justice Muhammad Sirajo Wednesday upheld the preliminary objection raised by Chief Wole Olanipekun that the petition was incompetent.

Infact this is one of the reason people will continue to destroy this country,our judiciary are full of shiit people stole billions and no single high profile politician been jailed since 1999,the best is to burn your voters card as there is no CHANGE any where these people are just the same

A Federal High Court in Lagos has dismissed the money laundering charges levelled against a former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode, by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission.

The trial judge, Justice Rita Ofili-Ajumogobia, in a judgment on Wednesday, freed Fani-Kayode after holding that “the prosecution case is feeble” and had failed to prove the allegations against the accused person beyond reasonable doubt.
http://www.punchng.com/news/money-laundering-court-frees-fani-kayode/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

LewsTherin:
I don't know about you. But I cannot love my wife and daughter equally. I love them differently. They mean different things to me. Both of them have 100% of my heart. But different sections of my heart.

You can not love people equally its law of life