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AbuTwins:
Your curse no strong reach this one!

Don't worry. It ll start from dog bite on you this week.

Expanse2020:
Please naw
Let me tap wine..
I hope your palm branches are that of mountain size I love mountain, I am a mountaineer, I will climb and tap wine into my mouth with stress free

Go n climb your mom's own

Expanse2020:
That number get me sigh
Can I climbed your palm trees and hold your two branches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and tap from the free wine🍷 it's a feast day

Enu e n wa rough!
Maa sepe fun e and no Alfa go fit bath am komot!
Take time.

Expanse2020:
No 4
I like climbing palm tree with two branches to tap wine into my mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And shey na carrot dîck boy like you we dey talk?
You this okobo!

AbuTwins:
Feast with food and alcoholic wine?

Haram!

Beuberry what do you think about feasting while reciting the Holy spirit revealed verses below?

If I curse you, you trek reach Abuja picking pure water nylons.

Antoeni:
Ladies This is The Modest Hair Style We Guys Truly Love And Appreciate,

I go rock am

JMartz:
Funny

What's funny here?

Interesting15:
Happy Sunday, everyone. Always remember that Jesus loves you.

Thank you pastor

Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHup5LHcNvU

Ya narration is morönic.
That voice we usually hear at the begining should be changed to a masculine or feminine one. The one we are hearing is of a gay. You dey moan?

Supremos:
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No just ranju like cat. He's not making sense the moment he mentioned data base. Most developing countries v database except Nigeria. So wetin we take better than Cameroon, Chad or Niger?
They all have database. We that's populous than all of them combined no get.
It's a shame that those countries ll be better than Nigeria in 30 years time. The way Nigeria take spoil is worrisome. Yesterday, I discovered 1 SA rand is N43. Ordinary 600K rands is N25m. Won sepe fun Nigeria ni?

Justiceleague1:
When you finish foaming, quickly go and dobale for ya gambari emir for ya chop money

Mr Gambari aka Justiceleague1, stfu. You n the emir ll prostrate to Yorubas

O n jami lara je. 600K rands is N27m.
Aye naira ti ra!

Justiceleague1:
Alaye nothing concern Igbo with ya wahala with your Fulani lords and masters of ilorin,face them squarely and leave Igbo alone,abi you dey look for who to help you?!

We all know after this noise,you will still go and prostrate and bow down and dobale flat for ya Fulani emir Gambari

😊 Igbos are sore losers. Out of the entity of Nigeria, they lose more cos they don't v brain just as you no wise. Yorubas doesn't v masters. They are wise strategists. They know useful Gambaris and vagabond ones. But it's like Igbos v more vagabonds like you these days. The earlier the better you realize you need help from Yorubas the better. Even South-south dey enjoy pass Igbos cos they are wise like Akpabio.

Raskimonojendor:
Lol. Yoruba land is not Hausa land that the Fulani conquered. Ilorin is only about 0.0005% of the Yorubaland. Even at that, the favourite food in Ilorin is Amala and Ewedu,and the language in their palace is Yoruba. Their Emir's name is Kolapo.

And the state is of Yorubaland anytime anyday

Kalashnikov49:
Yoruba and need for validation...

First it was Burutai ..

Now .

It's El Rufai...

...

Is this because Fulani Herdsmen have circled IJEBU land and the OBA is looking at being friends with the same people that will still kill them and remove the OBA from his stool?

These people no get level I swear down .

Na wah...

Dem never born fulanis well to pass their boundary. They know it's Yorubas that checkmate them anytime. Don't tell me Ilorin crap story. It's the choice of Yorubas there to align blindly cos of religion. Fûck any fulani or igbó that try nonsense with Yorubas. If you bring meat, you eat meat. If you bring stone, you eat stone.
Yorubas are peace loving & wise.

MiniMonster:
True nairalanders should Drop a four-letter word for him


Lets go…..🤣

He should rest in chaos!
Why must he kill himself as a means to get back at the girl?
Weak man.

nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N5dELgUjmg?si=niFN4JwNgJpAUPx4

Despite public outry, Fuji singers Pasuma and Portable have attended praise night event organinized by the Celestial Church of Christ International Headquarters in Ketu, Lagos State.

In a viral video sighted by Osun Defender, the two singers were seen at the praise night talking to each other.

Recall that the controversy arose when a promotional flyer featuring Pasuma and Portable’s participation in the church’s praise night circulated widely on social media, triggering widespread criticism from users.

Shepherd-in-charge, Olatosho Oshoffa, took to social media to address the concerns. Following discussions with the overseeing clergyman of the parish hosting the event, Oshoffa confirmed that the contentious artists would no longer be part of the scheduled celebration.

In an official statement on his Facebook page, Oshoffa reassured the Celestians, stating,

However, defying the directive of the church leadership, the two singers were spotted at the praise night while the event activities were being done.

Good report. Secret revealed.
That Cele pastor church isn't a good biz man. He's a lier. I m not here to tackle him on spirit-koko SU things or claim mummy GO of holier than thou!
But he has revealed he's an ENDtime pastor. God ll visit him.

Demurray:
They plenty o, they even do more than Hime, the likeds of baggio, Del peirp, F.Tottti to mention but a few

Oshimen is also good but hasn't achieved a lot. Pls let the guy focus on his career and stop over hyping

I m.talkimh about present Italian footballers. Do we v any striker as potent as Osimhen?

chukel:
lol. Lady, u sure say u know wetin dashboard be?

Lol na brainbox I wan talk

babasolution:
Ni lati,gbodo,tulasi and few others,mention yours

Magongo people are Yorubas

Nicepoker:
Do you know what it takes before a team goes into administration.

All I know is Man Utd ll experience market till they cease to exist. The club is not meeting expectations!

That's how they do now o.
You park car and boom, thieves ll go there to loose brainbox, battery etc.

One of the worst things that can be painful to a human is to be disliked by those that should be supporting you the most. It's obvious Napoli board doesn't like Osimhen. Irrespective of his crimes, he shouldn't be disrespected this way. Napoli is a crazy club and they ll still cry we missed Osimhen when he start shining in another team.
I just checked the profile of the old fossil called Rivelino, he's an averaging player during his time so why is he crying with old age?
See more about the mofo here:
https://www.besoccer.com/player/rosario-rivellino-449975

Amotolongbo:
😀
He is even an Italian footballer.

I thought it was the famous Rivellino who won the 1970 World Cup with dem Pele

Thunder fire him one more time.

Morobi Oloriburuku ni Rivelino yi?
Presently, which Italian striker reach Osimhen level?

Ungrateful club.
It ll enter administration last last!

DSS1335:

Before rushing to embarrass yourself, know that 10 students can all clear that paper with A1. Positions, when there are ties amongst them will be determined by on the basis of the decimal places. For example, 95.2%, 95.3%, 95.1%, 95%, 95.8% etc. When rearranged on descending order, the 1st is 95.8%, 2nd 95.3%, 3rd is 95.2%.....
That's probably what plays out in your ward's school. So it's best you celebrate her achievement and fulfill your pledge as a way of encouraging her

Lmao 🤣 You don wound the op!

adamusuleiman1:
https://saharareporters.com/2011/04/18/peter-obi-akunyili-and-political-folly#google_vignette

What?
How did I miss this that year?

Raskimonojendor:
Kanu inherited the hatred and just brought it to the front burner.
In 2011 up till 2013. APGA under Peter Obi was running an anti-Tinubu campaign even though Tinubu never ruled in the SE.

That Hoebee na another case.

ecolime:
Yeah

Even his ENDSARS hate speech was targeted at Tinubu & his perceived business interests.

Same Tinubu is now President and you expect a soft landing from him? Just dey play

My issue with Kanu is, why the hatred for Tinubu when the man never crossed his way? Besides, he left governorship seat in 2007. And never had issues with Igbos while in office.

Infact, his administration recruited most of the Igbos that are in Lagos state civil service today. He had many of them as commissioners.

Igbos form at least 15% of all Lagos state MDAs workers. Secondary schools nko? I went to a government school. My Principal and lots of the teachers were Igbos.

I just don't get it

Deep questions. Igbos, Nnamdi Kanu pikins answer these honourably.
How true is this?

maasoap:
Animals! What do you expect when they are killing women, children and innocent Palestinians indiscriminately?

Ok. No worry. Shebi you know say IDF dey look for you?

Rashduct4luv do you like this news?

Hmmm