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pocohantas:
Congratulations to her!

I commend her for this move.

Dearest Naija women, this is 2021. If you want a child, no husband forthcoming, fck societal rules and get that child.

Even if it takes stealing sperm, steal it!

After all, they always use lux soap to waste it inside bathroom. Is it that 1 drop they gave you that will kill them?

Don’t stay and be asking “did you come inside?” at 38. Or drinking postinor 2 upandan.

Children would love you in good and bad. Dirty mummy, fat mummy, stretch marks mummy, mummy is mummy.

Don’t allow hypocritical Nigerians dictate how you live your life. Especially when you are not harming anyone.



Why are you guys pained?

Shebi men don’t benefit from marriage? Oya give us small sperm na. Ntoorr!

challenge accepted where do you want it


Hotel or vacation

MangekyoAlt:
That's the most painful part. Messi is a man of few words. You never see him on social media's rattling about the careers of other footballers. The only few times he has spoken about Ronaldo was when he was asked by naive reporters about his thoughts on Ronaldo, he always uses and have always used those rare opportunities to give Ronaldo the praises he deserves.

The same cannot be said for pendu. A murthafucka who actually thinks the football body and even the fans actually give a f**k about his shitty, toxic, and irrelevant biased opinion

Pendu, his sister, mom and even entire family are always shitting on messi whenever they feel the need to direct their frustration at someone. They undermine messi whenever he achieves a feat they can only dream of achieving.

Ronaldo is a very very toxic human being who just can't get over the fact that someone he considers a rival is far far better than him.

Messi recently spoke good about him and how his life at man utd has been. The fact that Ronaldo and his entire household can go on to Instagram to shit on him actually shows how obsessed they are with him.

Ronaldo digging out posts that undermine messi to show support to them is the lowest I've seen him gone yet.
The poster literally said Ronaldo deserved to win the award despite haven taken juventus to the lowest position they gotten to in 10 years and getting bitch slapped by a 10 man Porto in the UCL. Claiming messi disappeared in big matches with Ronaldo jealously agreeing by commenting "#Facts". I mean where is the fact in what that fans of his wrote if not just commenting out of sheer hatred for messi?

I have legit lost all the little respect I had left for Ronaldo. I wish him trophy less seasons until the end of his miserable, and pityable career. He will not qualify for 2022 world cup. So shall it be

E pain you
Small small o


But I hate any person that will only talk behind me

Oblongata:
Baba don blow! 3 sold out nights!!!

Baba God noni!

This guy account don blow

Aplaudez:
Reference to my previous post on the 6th November 2016
https://www.nairaland.com/3446140/journey-100000000000miles-begins-step
I finished my National Diploma after spending four and a half years .

Fast forward today, I just finished my Higher National Diploma, it isn't easy guys, I spent 9years in school, please celebrate with me .

My joy has no bound, I'm so happy.

May our achievements not be delayed.
Delayed but not denied

That your face no old abi na your hair cut they hide your age ni




Well thank God for you congratulations

NGpatriot:
This is the maturity the useless sorosoke hoodlums missed and did not get, advocating for peace is a plus, not a minus, and it doesn't change you or take away your personal values, ideals and beliefs, it doesn't and shouldn't stop or take away your activism.

Rejecting the invitation with venom, crude and crass utterances and insults reeks immaturity, lack of self-worth, bad societal manners and home training.

Sanwo Olu outfoxed them, they should have called his luff, but fell into his trap.

Lagosians in their tens of thousands will join the governor for a peace walk while the sorosoke immature and brainless toddlers watch on TV regretting their puerile actions.

At the beginning I thought you are insulting segelink but one second reading I got your point



If them want peace we give them
If Them want war them get Am

Chloraseptic:
Any Ronaldo news ain't Worthy right now no matter how much you wanna force it down our thoaths.. even if he scores 5 goals in a single match..

Na Messi dey reign.

like how you force it down our throut

When you give him is Messi Dior abi

And call it ballin dior

lordprogress:
Access bank

Not access bank again

illicit:
This is Good news

yellow what will you gain to have all the wealth and loose you soul

samuel051:
Holy gram
Noodles is food for birds
Eba and rice everyday and twice on Friday
Wtf man..

hear that brother above you him hatred still show here

Toks2008:
Lalasticlala which one you go commot?

Do have snake noddles ni

Baawaa:
This cannot happen here in Nigeria, those you don't invite will show up

Almajiri them they wait out side



No does you chose as friends

SmartPolician:
Just like Tundun Abiola of Arise TV said, Governor Babagana Zulum is doing the Lord's work and must be protected at all cost. This man is a presidential material.

I disagreed with you sir all this just to take our eyes off the mean thing



I don't no but God see and will judge everyone according to his intentions

Aufbauh:
This kwarruption in Nigeria is really endemic.
Upon wetin the happen for Borno this people still get time dey do kwarruptltion? Haba Mallam!

It's not corruption it call family support imagine having a family of five but the stipend gotten can't feed three

Now what will you call the once by the elite and the politivcian


How much will they be paid 2 million people 5 thousand. Tell the slowpoke to be wise

MightySparrow:
Why are not in the police y0ourself?

Sorry age


51 u see


I have no formal education then

And back then things where not this bad

MightySparrow:
Are you looking for roja? I girl child also. I allow my children to choose their career. If any of them wishes to be police, good luck.
For me, there are more appealing jobs than Nigerian police.

Believe in honesty not Haram in roja

AroOkigbo:
Clean energy is the way to the future.
A good percentage of the solar energy in Nigeria is wasted.

By the time we start to use this thing government will sale sun light am sure for ni9

MightySparrow:
If your daughter is beautiful, she would be sanitized with Ogas tire.

Some one have to do the needful


I only have girls and am proud of them

First lesson at how don't steal and don't lie
What ever you want ask

We are trying to bring up good children even do it's hard

brosom:
Unfortunately.

, that's of the bad of being too beautiful.

It comes at a cost

Add Nadia Buhari to this gallary you will have make my day
Not toto dicke

Freestainworld:
Let her read Yoruba, she will do well in school

but she be Igbo

How 4 do

Miller232:
Sapa don catch this ones dem go carry their Psquare tag where dem drop am

vi Most they bend neck



New edition try fall
Plantation boy try fall

And many also let's see this second comi

SenecaTheYonger:
How d fvck did u get his BVN?

scammer when scam scammer

Chiiii

Will try

Na them.bring you down abi

Let's kuku share bed

gabazin080:
I don't know how to pick the lucky person. so I will just pick someone with the most touching story or the post with most likes by 7 am tomorrow morning

no report

Let's wait and c

When you have a father in-law that is yet to no you

It a welcome decision to me if you join the force but pls sanitizer the place as I have a daughter I wish will join one day and make the difference

See why loan good