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WOW this shoked, has you told he not to drank poison

People should find out before spreading fales rumor, this is just a make up for a movie yet to be released.
I know due to circumstances sourounding her marriage some would quick to beliv this kind of news

roughneck:
I once got picked trying to board a molue, a guy was screaming "my phone my phone" I checked my pocket and realised my phone was gone. I just sat in the bus and kept quiet cos my phone don see fire, d screen was faulty, terrible keypads and I was holdind d diff parts of it with a rubber band. I'm sure if d guy could trace me, he'll return d phone

he will regret stealing the fone lol

Check out almost any accident scene on Nigerian roads, who are the drivers or victims of road accidents? Men. If not that women would have to enter the same car with them, women would hav been less accidents victims.
Still men claim they are experts

seedord247:
when was the last time you naga your Men$trual period?

A. 5 months

B. 10 months but no pregnancy detected.

c. 2 years but your organism are angry to produce bloood bcus of your unlimited abortion.

D. All of the above.

Call a friend / 50/50 / Audience.

You are the worst thin i ever come accross today, hav a dad night!

@sexkillz jus allow the ignoramus expose himself

Lufuul, i wish a woman would drive you to the ocean

seedord247:
are you trying to tell us you are saints? . .

Nor lie how many belle you don comot?

Did you miss your pills? Anumpam

If she is experianced driver why not

I catching yu, where did yu dey?

Op till you stop patronizing Ashis you will never meet a virgin among them

How was ur day went? Mine has been fantasis

you is broken pocket come robbing me? i said no cash no robing. deal or dealing?

crabs his mouth an teaching him a kissing leson till he begging me to stops

we dont go to bed the same time, do we?

Porn has really damaged some people's brain

The church is there to sarmon and bless your marrriage that is after couple must have fufilled their customary rites and court registration.

So if you hav any thing to do with the government and you are ask you to bring your marriage certificate you bring your church register? really? If you marriage is not registered in the magistrate court, your marriage is not recopnize by the authority if you dont know yet.

cynthiafred67:
^^^* yawns boring*

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=811724.msg9645140#msg9645140 date=1322435621]very boring[/quote]hey it's not mearnt for ur entertainment, keep ur boring to urselves

tellwisdom:
C'mon, be nice to me so we can both enjoy ourselves .#Just smooching for naw and later we get down

Come o, i no do poo  hugly boy.

You never recover from the shock the babe slam you nah

Btw, lefu your causin wicked o, him wey suppose raise another money give you make you start to dey sell your pants and bra business come here they fall your hand

kevoh:
Someone please enlighten me, I thought court marriages are done so that the couple will be recognised legally as husband and wife under the laws of the country.

God bless you!

people who consider court marriage for insecurity sake and in anticipation of fair ruling in the case of divorse should just forget the amrriage.

Court marriage is in accordance with the laws of the country and it's one of your legal obligation

eh lostwisdom, are the causin? you guys look alike. sorry for wat happend

Lefu lefu sorry o, so you and all your frenz and causins na wowo una be
every time u dey compain how naija igbo girl take dry your pockect chop all your money leave you, now na your causin.  so una no get fine bobo wey girls they die for dey even give money abe? so na so una wowo reach. sorry no wonder u dey complain. but make i tell you one thing eh, if you and you causins na correct guy wey fine know watsup eh na girls go dey pursue you they beg you make you collect money. see make i tell you once you be wowo like you and you causin, na so una go dey pursue fine girls and na so dem go dey withdraw money from you like atm. see na thru be this, a girl see ugly boy like you wey she no like especially if the boy come dey stalk her, she fit do like say she get interest but she wont suck your mumu commot for her side make she see correct guy wey go tell her waiting she won hear. so my brother i pity you sha becos ego hard before you go find naija girl wey go really love you the way you ugly reach, anyway na that old white woman wey you dey follow na she fit make you feel like say there is something call love but na suffer be that na, becos na granny mate be that, the real chocolate no dey again, sorry u here.

If you need more for waitn babes dey do ugly boy i still dey

If you say Because Jesus said ' Let the liittle children come to me & do not hinder them for the kingdom of God belong to such as these' and so infant should be baptised. Now answer me; Did Jesus baptize any of those children that came to him? Did he on any occation baptized any infant because people were giving birth and children abound so why didnt he? Did  the people bring infant to John the baptist for baptism? Did Jesus disciple/followers did infant baptism? If you cant answer yes to these so tell me from where did you now imbibe the culture of infant baptism ?

Jesus said to his followers 'Go and make disciples of people of all nations baptizing them Mathew 28;19 meaning that they need to teach people, and people need knoledge and faith in the word to get baptized. what has an infant learn about God and Christ and how can they exercise faith in God when they knows nothing, they are just innocent and are yet to recognize betweent wrong and right. Knowledge and faith is needed for bap and this means study of bible. Act 18; 18, the bible tells us that when some people in the ancient city of corinth heard the christain message, they began to believ and be baptized so how does infant fit for baptism in this regard?

Now to the meaning of baptism. The word 'Baptism' comes from a greek term meaning 'Dip' Christian baptism therefore means being fully dipped or Immersed, as in contrast to sprinkling of water which does not fulfll the true symbol of baptism.  Baptism is not a mere bath. It is symbol very important to God. Going Beneath the water indicates that you are dead to your former life course. Being raised up out of water indicates you are now alive to do the will of God. So what former life has anfant led to be buried in water? Non, so not qaulified.

Jesus set an example by being baptized in water. He did not sprinkle water or pour water just on his head. Mathew 3;16. The bible says that they went on spreading the message and those who put faith and repented were baptized and this took place in the river. Infant were never  taken to the river for baptism except adults even thou there is no age indicated but humans who were able to listen, learn put faith and distinguish between right and wrong, an so infants are not.

My fada was Bill Gate, How much $ are we talk about 

*builds a wall so he dosnt  crossing over with[i]out pay cash[/i]*

cash is carry

^yes yu rilly need to learning engrish, yor ingrish are bads


El Guapo yu looken me eh, anyways looken is flee, torching is very costing

unifersity of tolonto is ekwivalent to kindagatin in nigelia. u need to startin aflesh,oya solly nah.
If yu got my aplologe lesiplokate

bekay911:
Lefungus don suffer from our hands oooo. but u knw sey if im change im pounds ( dats if im dey yankee true true) come 9ja im b big boi. But lefu your pix dey lyk all dose boys wey dey hustle for ojuelegba

I jus dey console am make em dey dream big like say em dey london dey dey do gateman. I know say na em dream be dat sha.

True, lefuul dey wash car for orile bustop inside Ajegunle

Oh rawyer is around, i resting my casing.

Gudnit every of yu.

Choi! if rat choppin yor result erh, u chop the rat nah

or did you want to killing the rat for chrismas stew

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=811969.msg9638377#msg9638377 date=1322332979]My wife's bosom will never belong to the baby, baby foods will be for him and the brea st for the dad [/quote]The baby would be glad to sip beer if you deny baby brea st

Someone thinks everyone is as hungry as him

lefu lefu is managing his gateman job in london, if he comes back to naija were will you fix him? except you hav a garden you will hire him to come weed for you if not allow the poo boy make em dey manage the left over food wey oyibo dey give am for gate.

I waiting tey tey, is now yu came.
were is wat yu go to bring?