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when i saw lefu, i knelt down begging God to forgive me for calling human a chimpanzee,
i alway pray for his forgiveness at the sight of this ape. God forgive

Seconded!
very lefulistic

There are smart men and women and the other way round too

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that is called sharing, give me some, i'll give u some. i know your man must be proud of u girl

yes very pround, and my brain he liki

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May your dayzs be long on this earth, say amen, what we need from you is the beauty and we can handle the intelligence, by the time we mix up, you would have tap enough intelligence from your man

Bigger Amen! yes dat's wat i mean, he taps some beauty from me, i taps some brain

lefulefu:
i fine pass u times fifty

Lee fufu, if u fine pass me, i'l sign off

A Naigerian lady got married to a chines guy. she got pregnant and gave birth to a babe boy. the baby died after 6 days. at the funeral, her aunty came out crying, yelling, 'I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!' curious, the relatives quickly took her to the corner and asked her what she mearnt? she replied " CHINA PRODUCT NO DEY LAST O!

Copied o!

lefulefu:
Most ladies like to peep when a guy dey pass out im water.Omo who una wan fool for here

In which part of uk are? the one in Lokoja i guess

Princek12:
If you were about to come to this world, and God gives you a choice to be one of the girls. Which one would you pick?

I'l pick beautiful and i'l marry intelligent man who luvs me, we will share his intelligent, there is luv in sharing, shoir

Lefulefu very Ugly confirmed ug

@Op the one u refered as uglyis not ugly
if she were in good shape as in remove fats,
And put her in good shape, she will be is ok
I think she is just Obese.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=782873.msg9365040#msg9365040 date=1318935188]The name of the toaster:  Mr Cork  a.ka   8hrs non stop Love machine!


Tell us vital stats we need to know about U:  17inches long


The person you are eyeing:  OK. Am only eyeing:   Nayah, Fikle, Ogugua, Ebonivibe, Mrs Chima, DYT, Rokilatu, Benc, Slimyem, Mukina, Goldieuk,Creamish,Inked_Nerd, Annawhite, HottieMama,  Beyounce, Mamagee, Wislet, BABE  


Why are u eyeing these persons:   for marraige!

Do you need the person to reply you or not:  Yes!!


Question for the person to answer:  Is it or is it not my human right to toast you? [/quote]Hun Sweery, am excited but the list is much,
except i will be the first or last
So i aint cooking nor cleaning

For more than 35yrs, All those educated Northern elites could not educate their illiterate communities, they only taught them islamic laws and principles, see the results SMH

25omega:
^^ witty & sport

tanx, edited

lefulefu:
Ol boy money good ooo .Come see as i jus dey paint the town red with flexing.Omo just see me as i dey drive my red Lamborgini for town with my side glasses lowered and all the lagos chicks just dey tear eye for my ride .For one junction sef when i just give d signal just see as all naija babes for street start to dey struggle to enter my AC cooled lamborgini automobile.Four chicks for the back of my car just lap each other and the one for front just dey open her mouth dey talk non stop.I come drive reach club and enter inside with full style with the five chicks in tow and omo come see as guys and babes alike dey trip for my blazers and blings with ear rings and my neck gold chain. .Omo lagos girls no wan let me rest because dem know say na uk returnee na im i be.Man i go really show these lagos girls real pepper this coming xmas .

Hey! wakeup and wash your face, this dream is taking you too far.

My name:  beync

Vital status: light Skin, can cook and clean

The person am eyeing: Corky

Because: He can be wittee

Do i need his reply: No, he might be shy

question for him: Do u driv rangerover sport?

Ideal men attracts marriegable girls not a boy who is been spoon fed by his moma to get a wife to multiply before his step brothers children spreads their family

yeye person > yeye gfrnds

Giberish from a clown

Greater % of people can fall to traps if u set them

its ik:
ndi orlu no ebe a, kedu ka unu mere
''in orlu tone'' ndu uzu ulo ibe m, ele onye hu chineke gozghiri ofuma , were nye ya uche i de ihe ru oteh, ngwa mee kele unu na olu anyi

ole oteh unu mere
ndu okeneme no nga, unu orukwa mma ooo!!!!
unu orukwa mmaa ooooo

Emezilam ichisi ochi ike biko
Ibu ezigbo enye uzoulo igwagi eziokwu

Ndi igbo ekenem unu,
Onabu ndi obodo anyi fu ka mmadu neme ihe dimma maobu neme nkeoma, anyi naemesi ya obi ike, nasi ya ' Jide nke iji'
Anamasi ndi nakwado asusu anyi ebe a 'unu jidenu nke unuji, unu neme nkeoma, anyi sokwa unu na azu'.

It's a pity how this red cheeked hook-nosed clown who cant face a woman life hide behind screen, gather more clowns to boast their immunities

@ Ranosky, no one said it's a do or die affair. what i  see is that there  is  lack of trust, understanding . It is not just facebook thing. in as much as he want to protect his privacy in puplic forum, it shuldnt be in one persons' personal interest. it shuld be both. he said he doesnt care if her gf put his picture or not, it does tell that he is not into her. u may say after all it's a gf but you would also want your gf to treat you like a husband abi? or is it not ur gf u will marry? if you dont like ur gf no need keeping her.

some peeps with bad experience sef shud not influence others, all rltnshps must not experience bad

Op, i think i cannot compromise things that has to do with morallity or will prick my conscience

yes some women can be silly and immature in their demands sometimes

but most time i see men behaving more silly especially when it comes to their 3rd leg

the truth is that you are not proud of her simple

all these excuses as to what Mr A and Miss/Mrs right wud say wud be simply immature on ur side, are u living the life of others? u shud live ur life

or u hav something u dont to say

sexkillz:
OP!
I may sound absurd, but the truth is that, i'll not end a relationship because of that! For chrissakes, she made a request, and i'll tell you categorically that she does not mean that break up gibberish line she gave to you! It depends on how much you love her and how much you are willing to sacrifice for her! I may tow the line of some commenter's on here, by saying you should dump her, blah blah yada yada! Now ask yourself where every one will be when you start missing her? When your emotional infrastructure is in a state of quagmire? You alone know who you are, and how tolerant you are! Are you both committed to the relationship? Personally, if i'm engaged to someone i know i'll marry, what tha heck? Wetin dey there? But if the relationship is in it's precocious stages, i should be able to discern personally, the parabolic trajectory i want the relationship to head! Yes and while her request is an effrontery to whatever you think, why dont you show her why you said no, in a matured calm way, instead of tying to assert your authority as a man, by saying NO in all finality? She may be insecure as a person, and last i checked, insecurity is not a crime, it's a trait that she can always overcome! She may not realize the gravity of the implications that may befall her relationship with you! Try making her realize it, and She may even see reasons with you! Unless she is a personification of the word "Daft", i dont see why she should not be open to reason! If you've tried you best to make her see reasons, then i wont castigate you opinions about that!

Sometimes, all that is required is just a little twist of a key,  get the engine running!  

well said skillz.
I only pity naive minds who will take some advice the way NL throws it. most of the time when issue of relationships is been discussd, peeps will jus be saying throw her out or thow him out like we knew where the shoe is paining the wearer. If this issue is jus what is bothering their relationship why cant they mildfully discuss their reasons for their opipnions and settle it if they are sincere to themselves. there are serious issues that cud break relationship except if  this guy is not genuinly concern with the reltnshp or not sure he has any future with the girl like he sound, jus my observation.

The most important is the person has to be gud and should come from a gud family backgroung too

Things happen

Tank him for his kind correction

17inches

Dat ashowo qauter wey u dey go don make u no get respect for woman again abi?
May God deliver u!

Dail 911

If there is anything i want to do after mariage, i want to make my babies thou no mother inlaw should compel me hav babies for her