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Nigeria dreadlock is different

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NoGender:


See pastor house.. members never even see food chop finish.

Nairaland say no racist comments but we're all bastardly niggers.

Nigger
/ˈnɪɡə/
noun

A derogatory term for a black person having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

e.g
"I was niggeredly enough to think Nigeria would be better.

What

A NINO Japanese wall clock
My dad bought the clock when he was still a youth he has not even met my mother then.

N it still works perfectly

That wall clock should be in a museum

livinbygrace:
Keep quiet and stop typing nonsense,Keminwas a big shot in the US back then,and moreover she is from a rich family .

I agree she is Rich I agree she is a big shot in the US


But this particular picture was photoshopped

I no graphics very well

U might be blind in that area but a deep and professional study of the picture, you'll understand what am saying.

[quote author=Jewessgratitude post=83509484][/quote]Hahahahahaha
That particular sentence of people that were sleeping shouting made my day

I can't stop laughing � �

Mine was one certain Sunday, the pastor was preaching and he said something that ends with "raise up your hands" me I didn't hear cause I was pressing phone.
immediately I heard "raise up your hands" I raised mine not knowing that he said " IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO CAN STAND AGAINST GOD'S ULTIMATE POWERS? PLS RAISE UP YOUR HANDS!


omo see crowd looking at me

I wish you were there to see how I dropped my hands .

I don't fall no matter how many hands are laid on me

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

This is really embarrassing and very funny ����



I don laff tire I don dey cough

Abeg no go vigil again

Look at the hand it's photoshopped
Look at the lights on both faces
Look at the sharp edges on the clothes

Smoke weed �����������������☺️�����

So hin get mama too

Same with me
It's very annoying

I am waiting for no cloth day

We'll see in hell

Wish I knew

Am using pouvior 3

Mtchew..... ..

That's the spirit

We have to fight for what is right

N not keep saying God knows tomorrow as an excuse


Let's wake up!!!

Watin do Aba boys?

This is Nigeria everything is based on assumption



I wouldn't be surprised to hear later that BBN never existed



you'll be surprised this issue of chibok girls was never real


For one thing Buhari never won the election even Michael Jackson knows that




THIS IS NIGERIA

People who are actually working are dying
People who have worked are dead


What are you doing n u are complaining of small cold


Mtchew.....

All this Nigerian musicians should be heavely taxed


Let's see how they will misbehave

Do u even know the definition of neat

What are you counting down? Hardship?

Not surprised Nigeria isn't on the list

I can't even imagine saying it

Who would stay here before?
It's a wise thing make your money get out of this fucking place

All this talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk but no fucking action
Nothing has actually changed
Some people and their generation need to die before Nigerian change for good

What have we actually achieved all this years
Security no
Good road no
Good economic market no
Electricity no
Sports no expecially football

We all just moving around in circles
SMFH!!!