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EducationRe: Jss 2A After Retrieving Their Stolen Desk In Jss 2D (picture) by bhouze(m): 7:49pm On Mar 26
wunmi590:
Good day Nairalanders,

Were you there, this is for us that went to government school, not for those that went to private school, with Air condition.

I didn't experience this in my SSS days as I'm a science student, we are not much, sometimes, we might even be in either physics or chemistry lab for a whole month, thats where we would recieve all our lectures..


But you see when I was in junior class, ah, with all my over writing names and design, thats when you will see that they have stolen your desk or chair and use blade to scrape your name or design off and put another design on it, you will be doing free tour for a whole week, thats if you even see it self.

Sometimes you will have to resume school early, so that you can have access to all classes to see if you can see either your stolen desk or chair 😆 🤣 😂

@mod where you there
We were bullied like this, but at some point, we became the bully.
EducationRe: Jss 2A After Retrieving Their Stolen Desk In Jss 2D (picture) by bhouze(m): 7:49pm On Mar 26
wunmi590:
Good day Nairalanders,

Were you there, this is for us that went to government school, not for those that went to private school, with Air condition.

I didn't experience this in my SSS days as I'm a science student, we are not much, sometimes, we might even be in either physics or chemistry lab for a whole month, thats where we would recieve all our lectures..


But you see when I was in junior class, ah, with all my over writing names and design, thats when you will see that they have stolen your desk or chair and use blade to scrape your name or design off and put another design on it, you will be doing free tour for a whole week, thats if you even see it self.

Sometimes you will have to resume school early, so that you can have access to all classes to see if you can see either your stolen desk or chair 😆 🤣 😂

@mod where you there
We were bullied like this, but at some point, we became the bully. Life is in circles.
HealthRe: Hafsatu Yusuf: Kano Woman Delivers Quintuplets, Dies Hours After by bhouze(m): 7:14pm On Mar 26
You fit even lie down. You try o. I was in prayer mode when my wife delivered twins even as my firstconception. Even for their youngerbrother, there was no sleep. Thank God formy three boys. I nor go born again. The three don do me. May God almighty hear the prayers of those seeking for a child in marriage. It is not easy but thank God for life and my children's sight is an indescribable joy.
Bahamas95:
Poor woman. embarassed


May her soul RIP, childbirth isn't easy.



The day my wife was in labour I couldn't sleep that night, I was just rolling in bed until I got a call from my sister that she delivered safely. The kinda relief I felt eh!
HealthRe: Why The Umbilical Cord Wraps Around A Baby's Neck (Photo) by bhouze(m): 5:06pm On Sep 21, 2025
Amen. God is so great and wonderful. May all pregnant women have safe delivery. Amen!
PoliticsRe: Marketers Protest As Dangote Moves To Crash Cooking Gas Price by bhouze(m): 7:33am On Jul 16, 2025
adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Marketers-protest-as-Dangote-moves-to-crash-cooking-gas-price
Why would they protest? Now we know the enemies of Nigeria. It makes sense why they have been opposing him all along. The average Nigerian is damn selfish. No true spirit of patriotism. Always self over country.
RomanceRe: Have You Dated Someone That Is Dirty And Unhygienic? by bhouze(m): 4:55pm On Jun 16, 2025
The problem is, Unhygienic people don't even know they are Unhygienic. I had to leave several relationships because of this. If I try to tell you about it respectfully and diplomatically and there's no improvement, see you later. Always check the restroom and kitchen and that will tell you all you need to know about their hygiene.
CrimeRe: Help, My Car Was Stolen by bhouze(m): 9:51am On May 05, 2025
Oh so sorry for your loss bro. I know how painful this is but thank God you are not hurt and you can still fight to recover the car via the right authorities.

But if I may advice if you recover the vehicle, kindly advice the real owner to install a car tracker. This not only helps in recovery, it can also help to save lives. I recall an incident that happened to a sister of one of my customer, she was car jacked and she was struggling with the assailants and in the process she was pushed out and sustained bruises all over. If she had a tracker, she won't bother to drag with them as she knows that she can just shutdown the Vehicle. Her case was what prompt her sister to install tracker on her own vehicle.

Hard luck bro. I wish you recover the vehicle.
PoliticsRe: Killings: Gov Bago Imposes Dusk-To-Dawm Curfew In Minna by bhouze(m): 4:49pm On Apr 22, 2025
Really? I saw a security advisory regarding an imminent attack in Minna on a platform some days ago. So that was a legit advisory.
God help us. More people are loosing conscience every day and lossing their humanity
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Drones Enter Germany's Nuclear Power Plant, NATO On Alert (Photos) by bhouze(m): 10:16pm On Aug 25, 2024
WriterNig:
Where are those 🤡 that swore that Russia cannot enter or attack a NATO country? Or is this not an attack?

Russian missiles and drones have been hitting NATO countries since 2022. And what does NATO do? They issue out statements telling Russia to be responsible lol

Even the Baltic Sea area have been experiencing severe GPS jamming by Russia, forcing Finland, Sweden and co to suspend some flights due to GPS interference. Ships on the Baltic Sea nearly collide into each other due to the jamming. But NATO does a really great job at hiding it from the public.

Those that know Russia very well, know that Russia doesn't rush into taking action. They play the long game, slow and steady. Russia will punish NATO for it's crimes for decades to come.

The United States is lucky it does not share a land border with Russia. It's so called "super power" status would have been put to test by Russia.
Oga, US and Russia shares land border at ALASKA
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: If Churches Preach Hard Work Over Prosperity, Nigeria Can Rise Again by bhouze(m): 5:37am On Aug 12, 2024
jiz:
For too long, our churches have been caught up in the pursuit of personal prosperity and material wealth, neglecting the true calling of the gospel to promote peace, unity, and the holistic development of our society.


Volume sir
In my own opinion, I think he's getting it wrong. For one logically, you cannot be prosperous without hard work. At least for the churches I know the ones I have been to, you get inspired and empowered by the word of God to be prosperous not by sitting idle and waiting for intervention but by the works of our hands (Hard work) but in genuineness that God blesses our works.
For the churches I've been to, they even provide opportunities for you to grow spiritually and financially. Mind you, you can not achieve the aforementioned without peace and promoting peace and harmony.

Although I get what he's trying to do but he should have known the main issues which among them is limited viable environment for businesses to thrive majorly caused by bad government policies.
FamilyRe: How Much Is Baby Food And Diapers In Your Area by bhouze(m): 3:12pm On Jun 18, 2024
Nothing will happen even if we complain. It will be politicized especially here in NL. You can imagine for me I'm dealing with a set of twins and I buy these things every 3 days at higher price every 3 to 4 days.
CelebritiesRe: I Contemplated Bleaching After Mide Martin’s Insult – Habibat Jinad by bhouze(m): 2:44pm On Mar 27, 2024
Black is beautiful
PoliticsRe: Bithday Greetings: Tinubu To Appologise To Newspappers For Revenue Loss by bhouze(m):
I think Tinubu cares for Nigeria deep down but he should be more honest and do more to positively affect a higher percentage of the masses (at least over 100M of the populace ) and not just a few thousand people in a country of over 200M people.

Happy birthday in Advance.
CrimeRe: Drugs Hidden Inside A Tuber Of Yam Given To A Friend To Deliver Abroad (Video) by bhouze(m): 7:57pm On Mar 01, 2024
Nawao

That's how in Nov 2022 one of my guy nearly fell victim. Imagine the guy asking my guy to assist him bring fried meat to one of those Asian Countries. The moment my nigger told me that i suspect that it is abnormal. The package was delivered and we inspected it and my suspicion was proven right.

Guys be careful out there unless na your hustle be that.
PhonesRe: MTN Network Is Down by bhouze(op): 4:50pm On Feb 28, 2024
janeedema:
Yeah! It was down momentarily, but it’s back up. If you can see this, then it justifies my assertion.
It's still down over here (Abuja). I just restarted my phone now on seeing your comment and its still thesame
PhonesMTN Network Is Down by bhouze(op): 3:22pm On Feb 28, 2024
Dear Nlanders, How is MTN Network In Your Area. MTN Network has not been down since around 1:00PM. What is happening? What is the situation in your Area?

CrimeRe: Court Sentences Feyi Daniels To Life In Prison Over Rape by bhouze(m): 12:52pm On Jan 26, 2024
really?
FoodRe: Bad Plantain Chips Rumour: NAFDAC Investigates Melting Rubber Into Oil by bhouze(m): 3:55pm On Jan 21, 2024
CatchMeIfUCanMO:
Many Nigerians are school goers and are not educated in the real sense of it.

Scientifically, melting rubber in oil doesn't change it from going back to its form when it is cooled.
They are not even miscible even at any temperature, talk more when cooled.

There is no way you won't have or see that rubber properties when eating it, so the rubber properties suddenly disappeared abi?

Well, make them sef use this avenue see money chop as government agency wey dem be.
Exactly what i said earlier. It'll be obvious to do that. Rubber/polythene will solidify back to its natural state when its cooled.
FoodRe: Bad Plantain Chips Rumour: NAFDAC Investigates Melting Rubber Into Oil by bhouze(m):
I don't believe that's possible because after cooling off, the fried plantain with the melted polythene rubber will solidify and become not just visible on the plantain chips but have a chaffed rubber feel when consumed. Chemistry 101.
TravelRe: Explosion Rocks Kidandan, Kaduna, 10 Children Injured by bhouze(m): 9:42pm On Jan 20, 2024
Nigeria is not a war Zone that an explosive can easily be found in residential areas. The Police should do a thorough investigation as to how an explosive got there. Unless the community harbours Terrorists.
HealthRe: Pimples Filled Oily Face Remedy? by bhouze(m): 7:08pm On Nov 27, 2023
Machinegun91:
He's a lucky guy


For him to be having such oily face means Nigeria is still favoring him.
Lol
RomanceRe: What Do Women Think When They Do This by bhouze(m): 2:25pm On Nov 25, 2023
frank317:
Who needs a non-confident potential suitor?
There are better ways to test a man's confidence. I lost interest in so many ladies that used that format. I know I don't lack confidence.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders That Have Lost Loved Ones: How Did You Cope? by bhouze(m): 2:03pm On Nov 25, 2023
pansophist:
I have lost a loved one. How did I cope?

Time my friend, time, it heals. You can't fast-track it, you only have to be patient. And by being patient, I don't mean just waiting for the pains to fade. It is about what you do during those periods.

It is mostly about clearing the fog surrounding the issues of death and letting logic prevail. It is about having an interest in death, study it, and not fear it.

It is the understanding that every single life will die, and there are more dead people than those who are alive. Also, being dead has its advantages. It's saying goodbye to this sorrowful thing called life.

There are folks whose only time they know anything close to peace is when they sleep. As soon as they wake, this life is nothing but sorrows and tragedy. It is for this reason that many countries make it legal to kill yourself (eg The Netherlands).

Where there is light, there is darkness, and where there is life, there is death.

When you mourn the deceased, what you are actually mourning is not their departure, but their earlier departure date. But again, if they died later, would life be fun all through without sorrows for them?

The living are a disgraceful minority to the dead. Of all the humans that have lived on this earth, the living are less than 0.000001 percent of them. If you are religious, philosophical, or even diabolical, all your icons from Jesus to Plato, and Mohammed, are all dead.

You that is still alive, is your life without troubles? It might shock you to even know that many people are just scared to end their lives, and if they die naturally, then the burden of suicide is alleviated.

Your death warrant was signed when you were born, and it is only a matter of time before that day will come. We only hope it is a glorious day, and when death smiles at us, we can also look at it and smile back.
Jesus is not dead though.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders That Have Lost Loved Ones: How Did You Cope? by bhouze(m): 1:53pm On Nov 25, 2023
The pain never goes away. I lost my mum since 2005 and it still hurt. The only closure I have is she still lives in my heart.
FamilyRe: How's Your Relationship With Your Siblings? Toxic Or Healthy? by bhouze(m): 1:42pm On Nov 25, 2023
LagosG:
Mine is actually healthy cos we dey always do checks and balances and also do interventions for the most ridiculous issues lol. We're so close we've all watched the same tv series and there must be more than 100 different ones not counting movies regardless of whether we're together or not. Not like we don't have our bad moments o but they never last past a couple of days

There's just three of us. I'm the first. I may have bad habits but with the way they look up to me, I just can't afford any bad blood, you feel me?
Toxic. Wish my Older brother is understanding as you. We are three. Older brother 1st, My sister 2nd and I'm 3rd. Since we lost both parents, he doesn't care and wants to be a control freak. Baba wan know everything about me - my investments, income and even whom to marry while I don't know Jack about his own life as he doesn't confide in me but he wants me to confide in him. His allegiance is to my maternal uncles and aunts as them hold small change. We no longer have a relationship ever since I got married. God blessed me with twins and till date he has never known what they look like except maybe if he saw them on social media. His grievance is that I didn't name either one of them his name. Person way no represent want make I name my child him name. I think we have cut ties and we are no longer brothers. I only got my Sister.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Terrorist Who Paraded Shani Louk's Body Killed By IDF by bhouze(m): 5:38pm On Nov 16, 2023
Botragelad:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1835585/israel-gaza-live-hamas-building-destroyed/amp
This news sweet me Die. No mercy for filthy and cowardice terrorists.
RomanceRe: Divorced / Separated? How’s Life After That? Share Your Experience by bhouze(m): 2:08pm On Nov 14, 2023
waiting to read comments
PoliticsRe: Zakir Naik And Nigerian 'Muslim Airforce' At Abuja Airport by bhouze(m): 10:41pm On Oct 30, 2023
ReubenE:
That man should be closely monitored. What the heck is even "Muslim Airforce"

This man is a known terrorist enabler and divisive element that is banned in the civilized world,

Salafis like their Wahhabi brothers are hardened Islamists too. Turn him upside down now particles of bomb may even drop from his body
Which kind savagery be this grin grin grin
CrimeRe: ABU Student Kills Secondary School Boy Over Homosexual Advances by bhouze(m): 10:06pm On Oct 24, 2023
Wow My own ABU? Anyway I'm not surprised as a fellow Abusite to my greatest surprise, irritation and disgust once made such disgusting advance on me.

That was the worst embarrassing moment of my life. I just told him that I'm not Gay and I love and cannot substitute pussy for anything.
PoliticsRe: $460,000 Forfeiture: Tinubu Qualified To Contest, It Was A Civil Matter - PEPT by bhouze(m): 2:51pm On Sep 06, 2023
K
PoliticsRe: INEC Voter Education: Tinubu Rejects Okoye's Renewal, Olumekun Heads Committee by bhouze(m): 7:29pm On Sep 05, 2023
All eyes on the judiciary
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Lekki-ikoyi Link Bridge Water by bhouze(m): 6:52pm On Aug 08, 2023
hybrid77:
How i will kill myself by myself is sth i cannot imagine..

This life too sweet abeg.
I used to think like this before but now hmmm.

I pray life doesn't happen to you.

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