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Nice innovation. we have to start from somewhere...even the Chinese who are one of the industrial hub of the world today started by copying the western innovations.

Answer is 43. Ask me how?

Nawao...why are all the discharged not coming to testified.

R2bees:
So you don't have a girlfriend?

Yes bro

gerizzim:
don't u pay nepa bill?
U DNT buy drugs?
U dnt buy clothes nd shoes?
U dnt av babe dt u give Mony once in a while?
U dnt subscribe ur fone or GOtv or DStv?
U dnt av aged parents/siblings u send money to?
Offering, tithes and unplanned financial support nd commitment in church nko?
U dnt buy recharge card for ur fone?
U dnt buy gas or kerosine to cook ur food?
U dnt make repairs of electrical appliances wen dey are faulty?
U dnt do maintenance of worn out items in ur huz?
U dnt give money to ur close pals wen u Kno dey don't av?
U dnt visit frnds dt will demand u take transport?
U dnt enter bus to Oda places aprt from huz to ur wrk place?
U dnt refresh urself wit snacks or drink at wrk place?

D list goes on and on and on...infact, dos minor expenses we don't make budget for takes a large chunk of our salary.

All the above mentioned fall under miscellaneous.

hahn:
These muthafvckers killed Pumba

Lol...Timon will come for them

Emary:
360psyche.com

Thanks Emary will check it out

Good evening Nlanders. Please any psychiatrist in the house should please indicate. A friend is in need. I think he's about to do something that has to do with life and death.

Please i need help.

Thank you.

Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.

When will Nigerian girls stop asking for a favour of buying recharge cards and data on the slightest 1st hi you say to them

Wow good development.
Only that you can find it any longer

Really?

wow, God help our dear country...Amen!

Ogbenyi dust your shoes and move on. Same thing happened to me. The only woman I'm going to spend on is my wife. That is I'm not going to spend on any girl hence forth till I marry the girl then the flood gate can open.

agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-distributes-13000-cooking-gas-cylinders-to-rural-women-in-nasarawa.html

Don't give me fish but teach me how to fish. If you know, you know.

I hope this is not coming late but i currently have a 920,000 shortage with the firm I currently working. But I'm putting my hope in God to use someone to help
It is well with my soul.

They said by perception, and not by measured research. Me too can just wake up and rank by my own perception.

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[quote author=pocohantas post=83084239]There is age restriction on a lot...

-Age restriction to get husband #NoEveningNewspaper

-Age restriction to get job
-Age restriction to stay on the job
-Age restriction to get babe
-Age restriction to play football
-Age restriction to express yourself on certain topics, you will be reminded you are Indomie generation.

You young, problem.
You be ancestor, another problem.

You sef go confuse...

Then there are certain people who feel they are lagging behind when compared to their peers. So, they give themselves extra spiritual years to catch up- in the eyes of the society.
Oil dey your head.

TVSA:
fight has started

This really cracked me up

SEONaijaExpert:
Is this person making this comment the same Fani-Kayode or his doppelganger.

FFK is gradually leaving the already sunk ship of PDP to hop on the moving train of APC.

This is not in the interest of national matters, this guy is stylishly cross carpeting. He's been too nice lately.

OBJ was right about him

You obviously didn't read the content of the story. The headline and the content is the definition of antonym and synonym.

obembet:
As long as the guy is a Nigerian, He will still mess up. Sell all your father's properties amd give him, he will stil cheat on u. Its beta to be alone. Guys...

Question: Who do guys cheat with?
Answer: Somebody's girl friend.
Question: What do we call somebody's girlfriend that cheats?
Answer: A cheat.
Conclusion: You see dear cheating is not a gender thing, its a human thing.

they will come for you...

I thought Buhari left for Senegal today

CR7 is my GOAT any day any time.

I hope it will be a fair process

Who film them? Scripted.

Ejimagift:
Our wildlife is been depleted and kids here celebrate killing of snakes by hailing Lala. I think its time the federal government criminalize the killings of wild animals especially snakes. Anyone caught with a dead snake must be shot dead by firing squad.

Shot dead for some dead snake? Even when the snake comes to your house? When you see a snake in your house play with it and tell it to stay as long as it wants.
As for me snake is the only animal i detest.

warriboy21:
I got dis car last summer just for flexing.. only drove few times...winter came .and I decided to give to my mama in warri . So I had it shipped out and had my bro cleared it from Lagos. She received it today.. Omo no be small dancing and crying and prayer OOO

Words will fail me if I should start describing how loving dis woman has been to me. How she suffered..I feel lucky to be her child. Once again words will fail me.

Hers a tribute to her:

A dream came tru.... All d way... from�� to ��..I leave Vanity for you... enjoy oh sweet mother enjoy!.... Enjoy this appetizer dear mother.....paint that town red!!!....... enjoy oh sweet mother enjoy...... enjoy Mrs Helen Esi aka the 'comfort bringer'. ...All Glory to God #sweetmother

Guys don't wait till you become a millionaire b4 u start making ur parents Happy. De ere always endlessly on dia knees praying everyday for you.

I have always lived with dis philosophy that--

B4 I give any girl $50, I must have given my mum $50,000

B4 I pay any girls house rent,. I must have build a house for my mama ,

B4 I buy bicycle for any girl, I must have bought mama a car.

I always think of her ist because I know where I come from and what we have passed through.

Nice one bro, GOD WILL SURELY BLESS YOU FOR THIS. I don't have anything yet still trying to find my feet but i wish my mum was still alive to make her happy nevertheless just as you stated. Nothing beats a mother's Love. I'm proud of you Man!

Hmm this is interesting... I wish more youths could key into this idea and vote for him. I just have a bad feeling about APC and PDP.

WOW

John the baptist in the bible ate Grasshoppers through out his time, so just chill and make things right with your boo. not everything should be in public domain.