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Sports / Re: Celestine Babayaro Is Bankrupt, Can You Lend A Hand? by bibiking1(m): 6:34am On Mar 20, 2013 |
shymexx: Lmao... The guy isn't bankrupt - he still cruises around London in big whips with one of my big naija uncles... Heck, he's now a top don hustling everywhere and getting paid on the low...#LowKey Really you sure you were not supporting shooting stars of Ibadan Tony Andre Flo?? |
Health / Re: Coping With Mental Illness In Nigeria: A Beautiful Writer's Experience by bibiking1(m): 9:41am On Mar 18, 2013 |
I know the writer and i must say I always feel she was more mentally stable than i was.... She seemed to possess the ability to camouflage her BPD .... I am a rolling stone to be honest, and around me are hail stones..When i say Nigeria is a mad house i know what i mean... No one can be mentally stable in a country like this 2 Likes |
Technology Market / Re: laptop battery for sale by bibiking1(m): 5:10pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Please do you have Lenovo ThinkPad SL510 battery? Let me know... 08063461739 |
Politics / Re: 7 Prison Wardens Killed In Warri by bibiking1(m): 10:59am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Jakumo the great! You have awoken from your hibernation to find out the world has moved faster than you anticipated post-hibernation... The Apala you so love and adore has been replaced by funny sounding steps like 'azonto' and 'etighi'.. We do not wear three piece traditional attires (Agbada) to parties anymore, one has to force his corpulent self into tight fitting jeans and skimpy shirts, lest we are spoken off as grandfathers while still in our prime. I plead with you to show some restraint to the rather demeaning riposte to your earlier comment from our younger friends... They have little patience for intelligence these days... I implore you to adapt quickly... Please more importantly, always remember to pay your reverence to 'our' oga at the top! Welcome brother! 5 Likes |
Sports / Re: Keshi Release List Of Foreign Pro's To Play Kenya by bibiking1(m): 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
@peterodemwingie "Why is Keshi such an ass-hole? Leaving me out of the team is corruption in football... hahahaha.. I laugh for Nigerian football"... 4hrs later @Peterodemwingie "So because he won the AFCON he can now decide to drop his best players... Nonsense... 8hrs later @peterodemwingie "Will play for Russia instead... who needs African football anyway" 4 Likes |
Technology Market / Re: CANADA USED HP Laptop, At 55k by bibiking1(m): 12:13pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
The best i can do is 50k sir... call me on 0806 346 17 3 9 |
Technology Market / Re: CANADA USED HP Laptop, At 55k by bibiking1(m): 11:36pm On Mar 07, 2013 |
I am willing to pay 48k tomorrow morning if you are willing. |
Crime / Re: 3 Students Beaten To Coma For Stealing Panties by bibiking1(m): 3:28pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
If only they had sense enough to steal big, they would have had the option of a plea bargain with the market women! Nigerians learn...learn!! Always steal BIG.... Be stealing panties there!! Nonsense |
Politics / Re: Anenih Is Elected PDP BoT Chairman by bibiking1(m): 7:35am On Feb 26, 2013 |
There is nothing more repulsively cyclical than Nigerian politics... We have found a perfect way to ensure the relevance and sustenance of aged crimino-politicians! There seems to be no legitimate space for the youths within the system anymore, hence the pseudo-moronic outlook people like Lie-Baran Manku and Ren O'Mockery have to adorn to gain any relevance. With the way things are, if Anenih can find a magic potion to live another 300years he will still have a key political position by 2313AD 23 Likes |
Crime / Re: Fraudster Uses Jonathan, Dangote’s Pictures To Dupe Victims by bibiking1(m): 3:36pm On Feb 05, 2013 |
*coughs* Why always them? |
Politics / Re: b by bibiking1(m): 9:06am On Feb 05, 2013 |
The Mapster!! Becomerich the greatest Mapomeji alive... I greet thee!!! Your vocabulary seems to have added some flesh since the last time i graced your presence!! But your maps remain the same!!! There would be no Nairaland political section without you |
Politics / Re: Amanpour Interviews Nigerians In Lagos About Power Outage by bibiking1(m): 10:55pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
Of course in no time, Recluse O'mockery would label Amanpour a misguided half-sister! 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Oba Of Ugbo Is The First Black Man To Own A 2014 Bentley by bibiking1(m): 3:26pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
Uhmmm... Is it on these our bad roads he wants to 'roll' in his Bentley? I wish him luck though! |
Health / Re: Stopped Smoking? How Did You Manage It? by bibiking1(m): 12:56am On Jan 16, 2013 |
Been smoking since 2000 and honestly i have given up on conscious quitting. Nothing even scares me anymore, i watched that video and i felt like a cigarette! I really need to stop but i know it won't just happen overnight. |
Health / Tesco Beef Burgers Found To Contain Horse Meat !!! by bibiking1(m): 12:50am On Jan 16, 2013 |
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9804632/Tesco-beef-burgers-found-to-contain-29-horse-meat.html Horse meat has been found in burgers on sale in British supermarkets. Tests on beef products sold in Tesco, Lidl, Aldi, Iceland and Dunnes Stores uncovered low levels of the animal’s DNA.Nothing like a good 'ol Horse burger!! |
Health / UNIBEN Professor Recants HIV/AIDS Cure Discovery by bibiking1(m): 12:58am On Jan 11, 2013 |
http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/01/10/contrite-nigerian-don-recants-claims-on-hivaids/ The controversy trailing the alleged discovery of a herbal medicine capable of curing the dreaded HIV/AIDS by Nigerian academic, Prof. Isaiah Ibeh, Dean, School of Basic Medical Science of University of Benin (UNIBEN), took a twist Thursday, following the recanting of the claim by the professor. And yet again, HIV/AIDS has unanimously defeated its challenger in demeaning fashion!! Hip! Hip!! Hip!!! Hurray!!!! 4 Likes |
Health / UNIBEN Professor Recants HIV/AIDS Cure Discovery by bibiking1(m): 12:38am On Jan 11, 2013 |
http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/01/10/contrite-nigerian-don-recants-claims-on-hivaids/ The controversy trailing the alleged discovery of a herbal medicine capable of curing the dreaded HIV/AIDS by Nigerian academic, Prof. Isaiah Ibeh, Dean, School of Basic Medical Science of University of Benin (UNIBEN), took a twist Thursday, following the recanting of the claim by the professor. So here is a hearty cheer to HIV/AIDS for winning this one again!! Hip! Hip!! Hip!!! Hurayy!!!!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Messi Has Done It Again Oh! by bibiking1(m): 8:01pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Well he deserved it! |
Business / Re: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by bibiking1(m): 2:36am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Not sure i have had any reason to be this active on a thread on Nairaland since the crash of the stockmarket in 2008...I am upset...It is 2:32am and i am assuring Chibuzor Eze that he would wish for death if he does not pay the Ilorin man's money by Thursday 27th Dec before 12:00pm. The good part is none of you greedy people would have the indignity of being scammed again. Please let us be wary of others like him. The only reason why i am taking this personal is because i spent almost 3 hours reading this, but gladly i have already disturbed others by my anger and Chibuzor or whatever his name is, will redden the earth. I am a man of my word Merry Xmas guys |
Politics / Re: Explosion, Gunshots In Kano by bibiking1(m): 12:07pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Really what news is there in this? We are at war and this is a feature of war! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Fraudsters Jailed For £2.7million Lottery Scam by bibiking1(m): 11:54am On Dec 05, 2012 |
Ile-Ife: That would have ben too much.. remember if the victims were not greedy they would not have fallen in the ditch! So lets be rational 1 Like |
Food / Re: Price Of Garri Skyrockets Astronomically by bibiking1(m): 12:19am On Oct 17, 2012 |
on garri we stand! G-force forever |
Romance / Re: D Jerk Dt Dumped Me Is Back by bibiking1(m): 12:29am On Sep 22, 2012 |
If really you spell this way then he was right to 'dumdb' you, and i sort of think he is coming to 'dumbd' you even more |
Travel / Re: 2 Nigerian Students Face Deportation At A Canadian University by bibiking1(m): 9:46pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
deport them! Quickly |
Politics / Re: Jonathan: I’ll Pay Any Price For Nigeria To Work by bibiking1(m): 7:48am On Sep 11, 2012 |
He should just DIE! |
Politics / The Cynical Quartet by bibiking1(m): 10:42am On Apr 05, 2012 |
There I was in a car with four interesting individuals. It had been a long hot day and going back home was such a relief. I was sandwiched in the backseat of a very modest car, the Kia Picanto (a contraption designed as a cross between the local ‘keke NAPEP’ and Hitler’s Volkswagen Beetle). Counting the driver and passenger upfront, we were five inside the mobile matchbox. My fellow occupants all had one thing in common; they had become cynical about the chances of Nigeria ever being a nation one could be proud of. At the wheel was Cynic A, who was greatly disillusioned about the organisational structure upon which Nigeria was built. According to him, he had grown weary of trying to change Nigeria and was only waiting for an opportunity to defect to the money-making political sector. Next to him was Cynic B, who came across like one who was never quite a believer in the Nigeria project. Unlike Cynic A, Cynic B was born a Cynic. Cynic C sat to my right and he seemed to echo what all the other cynics had to say; it appeared nothing quite interested him in the talk about reforming Nigeria. He seemed more interested in how much, in Naira terms, our beliefs would bring us. To my left sat ‘Cynimus Prime’, the biggest cynic of them all! He had this long-suffering look on his face that troubled the looker; the look of a man who was still upset with the Late Gen. Ojukwu for losing the 1967 Civil War. He was a man of very few words but when he spoke, I sensed the weight of his words make the car swerve. Yet, inside this potpourri of cynics was I, the unrepentant optimist. Me: So what do you guys think of the Malian coup? I believe that the weakened government at the centre deserved what it got. It should have acted more decisively against the Touareg uprising in the North… Cynic A: A coup is a coup and there is nothing good that can come out of it. Me: Sometimes I wonder if a coup could happen in Nigeria, a revolutionary coup that would cleanse the land of all these mischievous politicians. Cynic A: Be careful what you wish for, the class of people that currently have that capability to carry out a coup in Nigeria have all been corrupted, so there really would be no going forward, just a brutal retrogression. Cynic B: I will only support a coup if I personally know the person carrying out the coup... at least I can get a top political position in the new government. (All laugh except me and Cynimus Prime, who is scowling and looking at his blackberry.) Cynimus Prime: So you want to tell me that you are still one of those who believe in the Nigerian dream? Do you have money? Don’t you know that to effect a proper change within the polity, or even carry out a revolution as you call it, you need good money? Don’t go and use hunger to kill your family because you want to be an activist o! Cynic C: Abi o… What is important is the tummy! I am sure that Nigerian woman who tried importing half the Columbian heroin stock into the US understood the importance of the tummy. Cynic B: Seriously, the best thing to do now is to enter into the big political parties. That is the only way we can effect any form of change in the polity. Me I cannot join sha, I have a son who calls me daddy. Cynic A: The risk is that one would get corrupted by the system. I mean, take a look at Reuben Abati! Cynimus Prime: And what is wrong with him? The man has done the right thing for his future. Everyone who has ever done any form of selfless act for this country has been ridiculed. I mean, can you even remember anybody we can truly call a national hero? This country grinds and destroys every iota of heroism in one. I believed in the struggle for a better Nigeria a long time ago, (looking straight at me) and I once had the kind of infantile optimism you have now, until the harsh realities of the peculiar Nigerian situation hit me hard. If you want to be Jack Bauer, suit yourself. When the betrayal and hunger come, I hope it won’t be too late. Cynic C: You have said it all. Ol’ boy better face the truth and quit this “I will reform Nigeria by force”. Everybody in this car was once like you. Even the youth are no better now. Where is the group that was shouting about light? They have vanished and yet the light is still awful. Do you think they just decided to go underground by themselves? I suspect they were monetarily convinced to abandon their project. Cynimus Prime: (once again looking at me) there are only two types of activists here in Nigeria; those that have been compromised, and those that have not been fortunate enough to be compromised. Clearly you belong to the latter group. Just keep making noise, you will have your shot at compromise. At that point, I felt like a big hole had been uncovered in my heart. It was terrifying just hearing these young men (Not the PDP defined ‘youth’, but real young men in their 30’s) talk so gloomily about Nigeria. As I alighted from the vehicle, I knew my belief had been trampled upon. They had made me realise I was a broke noisemaker, and that Nigeria would most likely not change from my efforts. It was a disheartening experience. For a second, the evil side in me wished the oncoming BRT bus speeding like a maniac because it was on ‘its lane’ would take out these four ‘wicked’ people. http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/opinion/cynical-quartet |
Politics / Re: LASTMA Official In Free-For-All Fight (Photo) by bibiking1(m): 9:24pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
I like the fact that they are having this physical conversation under a controlled environment. If you notice properly, the elderly man walking into the scene with his hand raised is a certified International street fighting technical adviser, and from he has a gold star from the Ibadan arm of NURTW. The lanky man in the middle is a proud member of the Dembe club of Boko Haram, i mean.,.,., what other credentials do you require from them to be assured that this was only a peaceful demonstration of democratic values in Nigeria? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Policeman Commits Suicide by bibiking1(m): 10:58am On Mar 07, 2012 |
Politics / Re: Occupy Nigeria:My uncle Gani Fawehinmi went to jail 32 times for us by Musiwa by bibiking1(m): 8:13am On Feb 28, 2012 |
Becomerich!!! After all these years you still have not changed! |
Politics / Re: Occupy Nigeria:My uncle Gani Fawehinmi went to jail 32 times for us by Musiwa by bibiking1(m): 10:06pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Becomerich!!! After all these years you still have not changed! |
Politics / Re: Name What You Have Learnt Since Joining Nairaland. by bibiking1(m): 10:47pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
i miss becomerich |
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