It would be almost impossible for any mortal to replicate the sort of irrelevance you have displayed here today. I congratulate you on your incisive contribution towards the upliftment of irresponsibility on the political section. Congratulations friend?

wow! They replace a mor.on with another village id.iot!

oh!!,,*yawns* pretty boring list i have here,,why was i even looking for some form of exciting portfolio arrangement sef? I have absolutely no faith in this new team bringing about the desired results. Unnecessary optimism has always been the bane of the average Nigerian citizen, and the many shouts of 'hurray' is really making me wan!
I would however keep waiting for Yar'Adua to call on the indigenous Traditional practitioners and marabouts for a meeting. That should bring some real kicks to the economy.,,hehehe!
Stale country!

,,,,,,,,,And the sycohphants come out to savour the moonlight!!!
What has Rimi done for YOU??

in time, we shall remember those that put their lives and resources at risk for the freedom of the future! Those are the only people time remembers!!

too many political parlance for one to truly understand the genuine intentions of their actions!

Well, i heard the Jujumen and Voodoo Practitioners Association of Nigeria (JVPAN) are currently planning on embarking on a mass rally to denounce the marginalisation currently being suffered by them. While all other religious faith had some of their high ranking clerics invited to Aso Rock to view the much disputed 'corpse' of Monsieur Yar'Adua, no one has deemed it fit to involve them also.,,,,,
I think they are being maligned here!!!

aisha2:

Why wont they get pictures?

The sensitivity of the occasion does not call for merrymaking and picturetaking my dear! The Corpse of YarAdua has important things things to discuss to these 'Men of Religion' about wrongful events in the afterlife!
I don't suppose Lucifer's been behaving himself lately, and the Late YarAdua really is incensed!
No time for funky cameramen you can imagine!

davidylan:



will you send him a telegram to the afterlife?

well i heard nextlife courier services are a bit reliable,,, would give them a try!

oh dear! Poor man could not exert his postulation on us before he was whisked away! Anyway, we have heard your point of view dude!!! We would get back to you!!!

9ijaprince:

Why not invite tunde bakare

He might be tried for treason after the meeting,,,so i guess everyone's trying to play it cool!

Beautiful!!Sweet! Sweet!!
Please i did like to know when he would be meeting with the traditional worshippers and deep-rooted pagans.

Well I guess you are Drunk then!

Now i m scared of wearing my 'Old Navy' shirt in public now!

nex:

@detopshot

It seems you're trying to say that there are true Christians and misguided ones. Could it not be also that there are true Muslims and misguided ones. Bear in mind though that the misguided ones believe that they are the true ones and that's why they are willing to do extreme things to prove so.

Uhm,,,, Monsigneur Nex, can you please explain exactly where you are headed with your argument? Because i have become lost!

They couldn't even take care of their husbands, now we should deliver the country on a plater of gold to them Lawd hammercy!

Jakumo:

Regardless of whether this man, Rimi, was good or bad during his political lifetime, any person who has ever been held at gunpoint by bandits knows only too well the surreal momen-by-moment psychological trauma inflicted on victims, even if no apparent physical injuries result from the incident.

Violent crime victims, freed hostages and veterans of armed conflict all suffer from Post Stress Disorder Syndrome to one extent or another, often for the rest of their lives, and as this news story illustrates, many physically succumb to vivid recollections of past brushes with mortal terror after the fact, though frequently years later, and not always the very next day as it was with Mr. Rimi.

Do i sense some conspiracy theory brewing in your concluding statement boss?

SEFAGO:

It is actually terminology last time I checked not termanology. I might be wrong though.

A nice place to start from!

hehehehe,,,,funny politicians!

Weekend comedy huh?

Allahamdullilahi!

ziddy:

The Emir has a point.

oh shoot it! I bet the English kids are also doing poorly at their certification exams huh? We always seek excuses for our shortcomings!

This is some real sad news!

huh?

Uhm, ,,,Frosbel! I think your individualistic attack on the Islamic religion and Nigerians of Northern extraction is not in the least bit a fair approach towards constructively criticising terrorism. Please be more broadminded towards other's viewpoints.
Thanks and have a lovely night's rest bro!

ROSSIKE:

Somebody needs to ram a baton into Turai's pussssy.

Don't think thats a good idea!

naijamini:

@snowdrops

I am not refering to what they make full-time or not, I am talking about the DISPARITY.

Focus dear friend, millions of Naira for one political office holder (excluding egunjes), N4,000 for a graduate - thus Nigeria is in ruins.

If you employ a graduate, especially because of his qualifications, part time or not, you cannot hand him N4,000 per month. He must really be in bad luck to accept it or HAVE NO CHOICE, like being in the NYSC! That is why you are never going to get true commitment from NYSC members.

You are not saying NYSC members are working part time and don't deserve living wages, right?

N4,000 is how many bottles of coke compared with meeting a single person's expenses for one month.

That would make a lovely medium of exchange,,,hehehe

Little wonder why America won't get us off that terrorist list, when Becomerich has been 'bombing' these senators from the internet front!!! Lord Help Us!

I rather have Abacha back than suffer this mapoclastic torture!! Lord Have Mercy!!!

Terrorism and despicable actions against humanity are not the sole preserve of any prticulr race or religion! A lot of you guys are still finding it hard to believe that it was not a Fulani Muslim who committed this act, thus, your un believable responses!
Please blame the man for the crime!

If my current IQ was quadrupled i still would not be able to understand why this thread was stickied??

deor03:

Well,

I just saw Sanusi on channels TV, i think the guys knows what hes is doing.

Even Hitler appeared sane during his rallies fella! Its not the oratory and to-do-list that matters, but what is being done!
I must confess, i had earlier rooted for the Former forst bank MD but i must admit that his current policies are turning way out of line! too risk averse if you ask me, thereby stiffling the economy and putting further strain on the manufacturing sector!

ohh! Here we go again! Always blaming the ethereal beings for their inability to control their emotion and sanity!
PLEASE LEAVE GOD OUTTA THIS!!!! Bloody Mo.rons!