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Mine is that i say "ok?" a lot

berem: maybe they came first to look at the burning building,then go to the 3rd mainland bridge to get water from the lagoon before returning to LUTH to quench the fire! Awon oloriburuku!

Wicked!!!

ismhab: YORUBA MAN!!! YORUBA MAN, I HAVE NEVER SEE AFRAID MAN LIKE YORUBA MAN.

What's this pls?

kumbalo: Every TV set still has the switch On and Off button. U can always use it. Free Marvin, Save us the modesty lessons.

Do you have a problem with being modest?

Why do i have a feeling that both of them are telling lies to save face?

If only GEJ could tackle the issue of BH and power supply in the country, I don't think nigerians will criticize him this much. I don't want to think about the lives that have been wasted since He stepped into office. GEJ should ignore his critics for once, concentrate on making the citizens' lives better and that way, the majority will be happy. Its not just for him to waste resources in campaigning that in record time, he will be the most loved President. No great leader does that. And for those who say power is now stable, as for me and my area, its even worse because I've been relying on generator for a long time now. God help my country!

We are waiting

All sorts!

Wish our policemen could still be using this kind of uniform

abbey37: Omo na 2face gan gan them suppose they call "OKO-OLOYUN WORLDWIDE"

This got me really laughing! He always has a pregnant woman in his life at every point in time

HBD to our VP. His administration has got everything under alarm, no need for control!

These guys are just having fun!

Why do i have a feeling that the OP is just trying to seek attention? I think this he's telling lies

Funny comments

2 things came to my mind when i saw this
1. Just like aspabay said, what if the car refuses to start and they'll need to fix it?
2. What if the one on top becomes overpowered by spiritual forces and pulls of the top of the cage? omo na feast be dat
This is a dangerous game for only the strong hearted, i tell ya!

I just can't stop laughing when a story about a celeb makes front page and my naija peeps keep saying ''How does this change the price of garri in the market?''

Could this be described as creativity? Your thoughts on this picture please!

Its kinda early to say either of them is winning. Lets give them 6 months, then it will be easy to judge. But for now, both of them are doing the job of convincing us they are the best.

IMO, Miriam Babangida and Titi Atiku's pet projects were good. The others? Not so sure

Chaydee: I heard Davido naming was done in Club

I work in a private organization. A colleague of mine stepped on toes and got sacked. She blamed me for it because my boss and I are from the same tribe. Both of us are the only members of staff from my tribe and i'm not even close to my boss. Everything seems surprising to me because I'm not fully aware of what she did that got her sacked. Also, I try to be neutral in my office due to the various politics going on. Its a little bit confusing at the moment. How best can I go about this issue as I hate being involved in office gossips?

Some of those artistes not only have houses there now but grew up there.

RIP to her

I flew aero and the noise was crazy! Taking off scared the hell out of me as the aircraft was literally shaking. The lady beside me was the one who helped in fastening my seat belt. I was embarrassed

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]'who knows y dis accident happened, mayb, it happened so dt i cn meet u!'...... Dose were his exact words...chai! I no fit vex![/quote]You mean he actually said that out loud? All sorts

fados4sure: See me oh! see wahala? Look me oh! Look wahala? Few days back i ask this humble house that i just found another beautiful sister in my church but, she was lacking education. Guess what happened? I planned to enrol GCE O-level for her [/b]this week but, from the information i [b]gather [/b]i was made to understand that the enrolment for the exam will expire [b]this week Friday. So, i told her to come an collect money on Monday to enrol for the exam. When i meant her in church on Sunday, after closing i left bacause i was in a hurry so, i told the sister that i will call her when i get home. Do you know what happen next? I called the sister through out on Sunday, she didn't pick my call so, i relax. On Monday i called althrough she didn't pick so, i relax. On Tuesday which was yesterday, i continue she didn't also pick. At around afternoon, she then called me; i then ask her if she is still interested in the exam and she said yes. I told her i will call her back but, do you know what happen next? i called these sister, she pick and said: I AM BUSY NOW CALL ME LATER? For your own destiny? That was when i just conclude that these sister is not serious about the exam so, i need to keep my money an use it for another purpose.
House! I really want to thank you for all your advise in my formal post that i didn't fall. Otherwise, the sister would have been saying maga don pay by now.

Op truth be told, your english is very poor. I think you really need to enrol for that GCE Asap!