all this plenty grammar for small matter?  

Hehehe
Wetin u dey do online by dis time dear?

when my day just wan start?

Oh sorry dear - no vex.
I think sey u dey naija.

na naija i dey infact Kano sef
but u forget say today na friday?

Aaww kano too far-- yes i know sey today na friday and i dey enter club dis night.
If to sey u dey around i for come pick u. Lol

Abi u be sharia?

really? i just have to be sharia compliant (if i have to enjoy my stay here)
but that doesnt stop me from catching my fun jare
*singing- la lale friday*

Hhmm no sing again please.
Lol.
Na aboki or fulani u be?
*No offence*

Original Yoruba from front & back, left to right and all around

Then why kano? Your popsy company dey dat place?
Lol

U know if i was consulted b4 i was born, i wouldnt be born in kano

Na so kano bad reach?
Tell me more babe - cuz i get one project i need to runs dat side.
And fear don dey catch me already lol

here aint bad at all o
the secret: if u go to Rome behave like Romans

I wont behave like the romans--dressing like a terrorist. Lol

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night. There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper one.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she said. "Get your own f.cking blanket!"

haha!!

Nice 1 bibs - I like it

yeah thanks, i'm glad u liked it

Sorry for disappointing you bibs - this joke too dry.

As i dey read am, na so sleep wan catch me.

Oku igbe ni e

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
Urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

"ME"

^^omo buruku

Hehehe

I cant believe Kunbee is not saying the usual 'STALE'
and Studio is not asking 'WHERE IS THE JOKE?'

i am glad u both appreciated it

those two no get sense

really? tell me more.

nonsense thread, nonsense poster!

burns down thread

why u come dey provoke like leper?

bibs:

I cant believe Kunbee is not saying the usual 'STALE'

i am glad u both appreciated it

You actually made this diva chuckle, clap for yourself

So u get

who dash am nut?? na balloon dey dia o