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Waiting to see all APC people shut up and shut down come May 28. I swear those retired mind will lose.

darksuit:
An intelligent means of proving that Gej is clueless. I seriously dont think that the dude has any clever idea in his brain


Sai Buhari

as sick and as blind as the people you are following. With your eyes open GEJ will come victorious. #GodblessNigeria#

abbey621:
Then you don't want change badly enough, your case is just like the businessman who invests in the same product year after year expecting different outcome, at which point in time do you take a chance and go with another product? Do you judge a book by its cover? If this current government works for you, vote PDP. If change is what you want, then the only option is to vote APC, it's that simple. You can't eat your cake and have it!

I now understand why many people go for change they do not know anything about. Hence, they go from bad to worse. I will rather go for a calculated change than living in a mirage. God bless Nigeria

Lets see who will follow Amaechi to the street. He will be shocked he is on his own. He will be more shocked and probably go on exile when he finally lose the state to PDP.

kastonkastrol:
whether the elections is postponed or not,pdp are going down. Nigerians want CHANGE.

I, as an unrepentant Nigerian want change but not the type backward change APC has to offer. Not even with the retired mind like Buhari / Osibanjo own. God forbid

People's eyes are too sharp to see someone's mistake than their success. Your brain suppose to tell you it was a mistake naw. #you must learn how to live above reproach jor#

God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria, God bless Jonathan. God bless Nigeria for Nigerians.

The first post on nairaland that ALL ladies admit its true.....................OP. you have done well ooo Clap for yourself

aresa: Using hand sanitizer is good hygiene practice, but hand sanitizer have zero effect on Ebola.

Hand sanitizer kills bacteria, it doesn't kill virus. sanitizer kills 99.9 % bacteria and not virus, bacteria is different from virus.

These ignorant leaders need to quit the stupidity and stop sending the wrong message.

You are very correct jor. Bacteria and Virus are different thing entirely

englishmart: It is true that10 dogs can not defeat a lion
But that's not when an elephant is amongst those dogs.

This is a proverb for the gods

I think you should check this your proverb wella
you said 10 dogs, how can elephant be named
among dogs or as Dog? or you wanted to say something else ni?

Please elucidate

e don open since May 2014 naw, its not new again oga

robinicule: with d way brazil is going down, dey will soon discover oil....

Na true u talk but na groundnut oil they will discover o lol

You will definitely know who she be by the time she is 55. YOU people should Watch out!!!

Any reward for this in heaven?

don33310: must u comment negatively@op thanks for the write up

Thanks jare, God bless you

Just pray for him

Lets see some of them and then add your own

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

How come abbreviation is such a long word?

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

Why is there only one word for "thesaurus"?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? They should be called togetherments

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

The light went out, but where to?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If the funeral procession is at night, do people drive with their lights off?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If the police arrest a mime-artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

When you open a bag of cotton-wool balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power cuts on TV?

Over to you... Add your own

This is the rehabilitation and the expansion the FG promised on Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. The project cost 167 billion Naira and it was paired between two construction company (Julius Berger and RCC Company). The project will last for at least 38 months and its was said that its gonna be a redesigned road including bridge at the Redemption camp.

The question is, the road of 102 kilometer is being awarded at exorbitant 167 billion naira. Does that mean a KM now goes for more than 1 Billion Naira? I beg make una talk because I dont understand

[quote author=echo- bee]na everybody u they know?[/quote]are u talking to me?

I know the man very well, in the same department before I graduated from the school. The killer doesn't want him to enjoy his PhD he bagged about 4 month ago. So sad. May his soul rest in peace

Is this a bridge or a trap.

Im currently using one right now. its T410, 320GB, 4GB RAM, Core i5. I got it for 40k and it has never for one day disappoint me. e don fall tire yet the computer dey kampe. Its still the best ahead of others jor

bizonline: Abeg make I ask you, wetin dem dey carry teeth do for olympic?

Go and ask Ronaldinho na

Hulk Hogan of our time. e be like say the boy wan build his teeth fr the next Olympic. Keep it up jor, u go win

is it sooo easy to open the ATM safe? Lets find out

Evil people will not go unpunished. Evil shall never depart from Boko-Haram and their sponsors in JESUS NAME. The blood of those they have killed will continue to taunt them till they are ALL killed in Jesus name. Their families will know no peace forever in Jesus name. God will continue to remember their sins and they shall not be forgiven by God even if they decide to repent in Jesus name. So shall it be. If you support this prayer, type "AMEN"

Trailer driver are always very reckless in driving. Now they have killed again. My heart is very heavy for the deceased and only God can do proper justice. may their soul rest in perfect peace

you shall hear the rumours of wars. This is the beginning of the sorrow. Whosoever have ears let him hear what the Spirit is saying to the churches

mine is bid4rich it is solely for ladies who are interested in serious relationship. Add up and lets talk. God bless

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=16pt]PLEASE LETS GET RID OF CHRISTIANITY! I CANT BELIEVE CHRISTIANS ARE STILL BURNING W!TCHES IN 21st CENTURY!!!! HORROR!

ALL THESE PASTORS WHO ACCUSE TRADITIONALISTS OF WITCHCRAFT MUST BE HANGED ALSO! [/size] [/quote]You just sounded your name out LOUD with your amputated comment. shiiiorr

POLICE CAP: [size=20pt]There is no smoke without fire.[/size]Thou I do not support the lynching.

what about the one from the deep freezer?

gboss4sure: Na the people our Yoruoba brodas are pitching their tents with... Like someone said on this forum. One Day the Yoruba's will blame one Tinubu for linking them with terrorist.

Are you thinking at all?

Hell is waiting for those (ladies) that indulge in this kind of act.