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Education / Re: All 2020/2021 Final Year Students Thread by biejibbs93(m): 7:00am On Apr 21, 2022 |
I'd have been a graduate by now, if not for ASUU. 400L Fuoye, Business Administration. Everything works together for our own good. |
Sports / Re: Son's Death: Cristiano Ronaldo Will Not Play Against Liverpool Tonight by biejibbs93(m): 5:46pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
My condolences to him and his family. |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 12:21am On Jun 14, 2020 |
Episode 6 Next day (Around 7:15am) I was still sleeping, when the sudden knock on the door woke me up. Tunji: Oooh! Tani yen (who is that) Hakeem: it's me, Hakeem... Victor: oga come open door jor Tunji: mtcheww (hiss) I opened the door to let them in, they went straight to my room to sleep. They slept on the bed while I continue my sleep on the floor. 9:45am an incoming call on my phone.I woke up to the sound of an incoming call on my phone. Tunji: (pick the call yawning) Bukky: OMG! I'm so sorry to wake you up Tunji: you need not to be sorry, I was actually waiting for your call and waking to the sound of your voice means a lot to me, Bukky Bukky: stop it jor Tunji: I'm serious Bukky: awww (blushing) Tunji: I'll ignore other calls, for you to be the very first person I speak to every morning Bukky: stop that jor! What about your girlfriend? Tunji: girlfriend! I wish I have one that sounds and looks just like you and even bears same name with you. Bukky: (stop it now) Tunji: I'm sorry... Bukky: I'm not mad at you, I don't just believe you, not having a girlfriend and moreover you guys have sweet mouth full of deceit. Tunji: yes, that's very true, I am not claiming to be perfect though but am different from those guys. Bukky: hmm, well, trust your night was splendid? Tunji: yes, it was awesome and thanks to you for making my night worthwhile. Bukky: Mmm, how? Tunji: it was your voice I heard before I slept last night. Bukky: you have a sweet mouth �(smiles) Tunji: And you have a candy mouth � Bukky: naughty you Tunji: lol � so tell me, what your schedule is like today, you going out? Bukky: not really, but I'll be going to the market with my Aunt. Tunji: ok, that's cool but please don't stress yourself much. Bukky: I won't, thanks dear. Tunji: how I wish! Bukky: what's your wish Tunji? Tunji: it's nothing Bukky Bukky: hmm, ok o Tunji: maybe I should hang up, for you to do the needful Bukky: Ok Tunji: I'll call you later babes. |
Literature / Re: Sexcapade With The Neighbors Daughters by biejibbs93(m): 8:19pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
Wawu! Beautiful piece |
Literature / Re: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by biejibbs93(m): 6:39am On Aug 05, 2018 |
queenitee: You're free now. Mor3ov3r its a fr33 world #o_Ti_yee_e |
Literature / Re: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by biejibbs93(m): 10:42pm On Aug 02, 2018 |
Youngzubi |
Sports / WORLD CUP: Nigeria 1 Vs Argentina 2 by biejibbs93(m): 9:56pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
What's your take on Nigeria loss to the Argentine's team? The referee has really been a blessing to the Argentine's, but has been a bonafide cheat to the Super Eagle's. Even if we choose to ignore/pardon the referee act, what about #Ighalo for crying out loud? |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 9:26am On Jun 22, 2018 |
I'm so sorry guys for the long break.
More update will soon be dropping. Thanks! |
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Calls Out Nigerian Government On Twitter by biejibbs93(m): 7:15am On Jun 22, 2018 |
I wonder when our suffering and smiling ish going to end, if we keep been mute. And if someone stand to speak, we tend to scare the person off with our words. If we remain mute, how can we progress. #Nigeria! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Beware Of This Kind Of Scam... by biejibbs93(m): 6:47pm On May 22, 2018 |
I just can't stop laughing. Elder Adeoye said they have more than quantity (70packets) of the product Engineer Wale Aloba needs to supply for the madam in Sheraton Hotel that will soon be traveling to Germany. And per packet is 230k. Engineer Wale with his sweet mouth told me to load my phone with 500naira airtime, when i told him i dnt hv airtime. He said i wil stil nid to cal d madam, that i should load my phone and call him back. That's if am going to call him back. Bentex Engineering Service. Product Name: Standard Chrome Model S.P.N 1.8 Store Owner: Elder Adeoye Business Idea By: Engineer Wale Aloba Client/Victim To Be Scam: Biola (Bie Jibbs) Join Me Laugh Out Loud. God Is Great! I'm Not In A Haste Of Getting Money. God Bless... |
Nairaland / General / Re: Beware Of This Kind Of Scam... by biejibbs93(m): 6:09pm On May 22, 2018 |
Wawu, Can't really believe this! I just want to make enquire on d product STANDARD CHROME MODEL S.P.N 1.8, but fortunately for me, i am here. He called his name Engr. Wale Aloba, called my name, surname and address but i stil dnt kw him. |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:35am On Apr 30, 2017 |
EPISODE 5 Before I proceed, let me tell you more about myself. I know my name is not strange to guys. But let me tell you my name once more. My name is Tunji, am 22years old. I've lived with my parents all my life, not until my Dad sold our house, which made me live with my maternal grandparent. I'm a cool, calm and easy going guy, but i can be stubborn and naughty at times. Grandma: nibo lo t'nbo (where are you coming from) Tunji: Grandma, mo ko stroll jade ni (I just strolled out) Grandma: o stroll jade! Kini aago òwò e so (you stroll out, what says the time now) Tunji: Grandma, e mabinu. Mo mu eyan Ian lo si bi kan ni (am sorry, I took someone out that's why) Grandma: mo gbo! Ounje e wa ni kitchen (I've heard, your food is in the kitchen) Tunji: Ese ma (thank you ma) I went straight to my room, freshen up, wore my pyjamas and went to the kitchen to take my food to my room. I picked up my phone, dialled Bukky's number.... Bukky: Hello! Please who is this? Tunji: hey Bukky, it's me Tunji Bukky: oh Tunji, I forgot to save your number Tunji: ok, just calling to check up on you Bukky Bukky: wow! Thanks Tunji Tunji: I hope your parents were not mad at you, for staying out late? Bukky: not really, and am not staying with my parents. I live with my Aunt. Tunji: what about your parents? Bukky: they are not in the state presently. They've travelled out for their business trip in UK. Can I call you tomorrow, am so tired right now, I need to get some rest. Tunji: sure! You need it. Sweet dreams. Bukky: thanks, bye. 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:01am On Apr 30, 2017 |
brunxy: |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:59am On Apr 26, 2017 |
EPISODE 4 (Inside the mini mart) Tunji: Hello, good evening! Can I have two short bread biscuit for my girl? Customer Service Assistant: (smiles...) ok sir Tunji: Thank you! Here your money. CSA: Your girl friend as paid sir. Tunji: Paid! When? CSA: When you were checking your phone sir Tunji: Ok, thanks. CSA: Thank you for patronising us. (On there way back) Tunji: I'm sorry for calling you that, while we were in there Bukky Bukky: Called me that! What is that? Tunji: For calling you my girl Bukky: Oh! It's nothing, Tunji. I should be the one thanking you. Tunji: Thank me, for what! No, no...it's a free World Bukky: (Smiling...) Tunji: why not give me your digits, instead, of thanking me Bukky: hmmm, ok 08136****** Tunji: Thanks! And that's my number, I just flashed you. Bukky: Ok, I will save it. And thank you for trying to pay for my biscuits earlier Tunji: Thank God! And you're always welcome Bukky: Ok, good night Tunji: Night... (They went their separate ways) Tunji: Aboks! We go see tomorrow Mallam: Ba wahala Tunji, my prend. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 3:08am On Apr 07, 2017 |
Your views and critics is welcome guys.
Should I stop or continue |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 3:06am On Apr 07, 2017 |
EPISODE 3 Tunji went to his Mallam's friend kiosk to have a chit chat also to have some fresh air. MALLAM:: Tunji, how you dey? TUNJI:: Aboks, I dey fine o. You nko? MALLAM:: Me I dey fine fine TUNJI:: Aboki, when you go teach me how to speak Hausa now? MALLAM:: When you don dey ready Tunji, me I go teach you for Hausa TUNJI:: I dey ready but I no carry paper for hand. CUSTOMER:: Hey Mallam, do you have short bread biscuit? MALLAM:: Kai, e don pinish fine girl TUNJI:: Aboks, shey you know the biscuit she wan buy? MALLAM:: No be that small bread wey short TUNJI & CUSTOMER:: (Both Laughs) MALLAM:: Why you dey laugh Tunji? TUNJI:: Nothing! Sorry fine girl, this mallam doesn't know what you want, talk less of having what you wanna buy. CUSTOMER:: No problem TUNJI:: Okay, but if you wouldn't mind I can describe a nearby mini mart to you or I can as well walk you down there CUSTOMER:: Hmm, you decide with the one you wanna help me with plsss TUNJI:: Are you serious! I will prefer walking you down there miss MALLAM:: Kai Tunji! TUNJI:: (Winks) I dey come aboki. Sorry for the delay miss CUSTOMER:: It's OK TUNJI:: I'm Tunji by name. What yours? CUSTOMER:: Bukola TUNJI:: Wow! What a nice name for a prettiful lady CUSTOMER:: (smiling) Thanks TUNJI:: But can I call you Bukky? CUSTOMER:: Sure you can erm... TUNJI:: Tunji! I guess you forgot my name so soon BUKKY:: Am sorry bout that Tunji TUNJI:: Thank God you remember my name now BUKKY:: (smiling) Funny guy TUNJI:: Here we are Bukky, I will wait for you outside BUKKY:: Can we go in together, plsss TUNJI:: OK, no p. BUKKY:: Thanks Tunji TUNJI:: (smiles) You are welcome... (WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE) |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 1:34am On Apr 06, 2017 |
EPISODE 2: Few hours gone, when Tunji woke up from his sleep and sees that it's already getting dark. He checked his phone to see if he has any missed calls. TUNJI:: 10 missed calls! Who could it be? After checking who the caller was, he dropped his phone on the bed and went to the bathroom to take his shower. He wore his short and polo, and his NIKE slippers to compliment his evening dressing. He was about stepping out when a message came up on his phone. TUNJI:: What did she want again? The message says; Hello Tunji, I know you've been avoiding me lately. Please, I need to speak with you. Pls pick up my call. Thanks. TUNJI:: (Phone Ringing...) ANITA:: Hello dear TUNJI:: (Mute) ANITA:: Hello, are you there? Please talk to me now TUNJI:: What! ANITA:: I'm so sorry for all I've done (Crying) TUNJI:: You're burning my phone battery. If that's what you want to tell me, I need to end the call. ANITA:: Baby, please don't hang up on me TUNJI:: Why shouldn't I? ANITA:: It's because I know I have wronged you and you have every reason to be angry with me. TUNJI:: (A little bit calm) ANITA:: I can't stand it, if I lose you. You are part of me, Tunji. I bless God the day you came into my life, but I don't know what will become of me, if you live me. TUNJI:: (Sober mood) ANITA:: Please am sorry Tunji. Find a space in your lovely heart to forgive me. TUNJI:: It's okay Anibaby ANITA:: (Smiling) You just called me by my pet name, Tunji TUNJI:: (Pretending) Did I? Are you sure I called you that? ANITA:: Yes, you did Tunji TUNJI:: Hmmm, OK then. ANITA:: Have you forgiven me, Tunji? TUNJI:: I don't know ANITA:: Please now... TUNJI:: I think I have tho ANITA:: You're a darling, thank you baby. TUNJI:: You are welcome ANITA:: I love you babe TUNJI:: OK, thanks ANITA:: Ahn ahn now! Baby, are you still mad at me? TUNJI:: No, am not. And why did you think am still angry with you? ANITA:: You did not tell me you love me back TUNJI:: Hmm, you ehn, okay I love you too. Are you happy now? ANITA:: (Smiling) Thanks hun and please take care of yourself for me, OK TUNJI:: Okay, I will. Thanks dear. Bye ( He hang up) LATER ON THAT SAME DAY Tunji lock the door to his room, greeted his Grandma and step outside for a stroll. TUNJI:: (Phone Ringing...) HAKEEM:: How far TJ? TUNJI:: I just dey o HAKEEM:: Guy, you dey miss gan for here o TUNJI:: I've heard you baba. And when are you guys coming home? HAKEEM:: Nah tomorrow things o. We go see tomorrow now TUNJI:: Okay o. Later things now. (TO BE CONTINUE...WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE) |
Literature / Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 4:32am On Apr 05, 2017 |
Your comments and critics are welcome. It's a free world, feel free to criticize. Thanks! |
Literature / How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 4:27am On Apr 05, 2017 |
EPISODE 1: It all started some years back, when Tunji was taken to his maternal grandparents place to live. He felt so disappointed towards his Dad action, for selling the house they lived in. A week as pass, Tunji as started blending with the people in his new environment. HAKEEM:: O boy! Make we go play ball TUNJI:: Baba, I don carry injury for the last match we played. HAKEEM:: Chai, you are not strong at all. Because of that small thing that guy did to you TUNJI:: Shey, you did not see the way the guy tackled me ni? VICTOR:: HEY! How far G's? (shaking Tunji and Hakeem) TUNJI & HAKEEM:: We dey jare VICTOR:: Hakeem don't mind Tunji, nah ajebo pikin him be now HAKEEM & TUNJI:: (Both Laughs) TUNJI:: Ajebo ko Ajeba ni, baba free me jor VICTOR:: Guys, there's an outing for us this evening. HAKEEM:: Where the outing at Victor? VICTOR:: Get Arena at Lekki. Today is Industry Nite and nah Vector Tha Viper them they host TUNJI:: I wish you guys good luck VICTOR:: Aren't you going with us Tunji? HAKEEM:: Why won't he go with us Victor? He will surely follow us. Is it not Tunji that I know? TUNJI:: I'm serious guys, am not going. I just want to stay back at home and relax. (TO BE CONTINUE...WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE) |
Literature / Re: My Final Year Love: Perfect Rejection Season 2 (MFYL PR2) by biejibbs93(m): 7:15pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
Kudos to the young man Babsopey. Your story is still the best have read so far. Well compose, no sex ish etc. Much Love Sir. I salute you! Cheers!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by biejibbs93(m): 3:45pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
Pls, how much is dollar now? |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by biejibbs93(m): 12:51pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Pls how will i update my profile in the ongoing screening? |
Romance / Re: Valley Of The Shadow Of Love. by biejibbs93(m): 8:17am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Hey PamelB, i read ur story titled 'ALONE' it was such a nice story, filled with lot of lessons to be learnt. I kw many will love d sex part but i think instead of writin hw d whole tin started, u can just shorten it to d 3 letter words SEX. You are a great lady dear. If u wouldn't mind, i will like to kw u sis. @naija1stpikin, u r such a wonderful guy but pls humility and simplicity will help to go a long way. No mata wat pple do to u, even if dey r at fault bt refuses to tell u sorry, prove to dem ur a real man by telln dem sorry. You gat a purpose to fulfil in life bro. #JibbsCare's. 4 Likes |
Education / Re: JAMB Admission Status Checking Portal For 2016 Enabled by biejibbs93(m): 10:35am On Aug 24, 2016 |
STILL THE SAME; NO ADMISSION GIVEN YET. |
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by biejibbs93(m): 1:30pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
PLEASE I NEED INFO CONCERNING LASU DIRECT ENTRY. |
Literature / Re: Story Of Akinwale by biejibbs93(m): 6:40pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
Akinwale is now a genuine born again Christian. You out there living the life of Akinwale, come back home. You might not have the kind of grace Akinwale had, but every seconds, minutes, hours and days count's, and also serves as a chance for you to give up everything to Jesus. Akinwale won many soul for Christ on that fateful day. He's still waxing strong physically, spiritually and always winning soul for Christ till this very moment. THE GREAT BUT LOST WARRIORS, COME BACK HOME. Thanks for taking your time to read this. I Love Y'all 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Story Of Akinwale by biejibbs93(m): 6:37pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
AKINWALE IS DEAD!!! Holy, holy, holy, is the King of glory seated on the heavenly throne, that maketh the earth his foot stool. HOW GREAT AND MIGHTY THOU ART, ANCIENT OF DAYS. Akinwale was given another chance through a young vessel by God in Trinity. He's alive! He's alive!! He's alive!!! The crowd echoes. Akinwale knelt down weeping, singing praise's and worship's song's to the Lord of host. He's alive, he's alive, Jesus is alive forever, he's alive. Amen #TrulyGodIsForever, , , he said. Nairalander (Brethren), I never knew been a philanthropist without accepting Christ as my Lord and Saviour, is like fueling a bicycle without any effect, Akinwale said. PROVERBS 28:13 Those that conceals their sin's shall not prosper but those that renounces and confesses them shall find mercy. Akinwale pondering, but I am wealthy, I mean I have all what it takes to live a better life. Which means am already made prospered. And the Spirit of the Lord said to him; Akinwale! Remember, when you slept and never wake, why can't all your prosperity bring you back to life? You've been in bondage all your life doing drugs, womanizing, smoking etc. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? #AkinwaleInADevastatingMood. The young vessel I used in bringing you back to life, has being made prospered by me. He has being sanctified and made whole before me. Truly you are not living by yourselves alone or for the people alone, but you live for the sake of Christ (ROMANS 14:7-. #WOW 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Story Of Akinwale by biejibbs93(m): 6:34pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
What a great shock...#PonderingAloud |
Literature / Story Of Akinwale by biejibbs93(m): 5:58pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
Akinwale a drug addict, a drunkard, a womanizer, a smoker, but also a philanthropist. He's loved by all men in the society. He's always there for the people, gives shelter to the homeless, support the church of God and the missionary financially, give offerings, pay his tithes regularly. Akinwale is really doing it right in the eyes of the people. On one sunny afternoon after taking his bath, Akinwale decides to take a nap. Akinwale slept and never wake. What a great shock...#PonderingAloud
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Literature / Story Of Akinwale by biejibbs93(m): 5:47pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
Akinwale a drug addict, a drunkard, a womanizer, a smoker, but also a philanthropist. He's loved by all men in the society. He's always there for the people, gives shelter to the homeless, support the church of God and the missionary financially, give offerings, pay his tithes regularly. Akinwale is really doing it right in the eyes of the people. On one sunny afternoon after taking his bath, Akinwale decides to take a nap. Akinwale slept and never wake. What a great shock...#PonderingAloud 1 Like |
Literature / Too Late by biejibbs93(m): 2:32pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
You being lost / But you die in the process The Chief Judge as come / Weighing your matters You're being judged / And find guilty He rest his case / And you're thrown in the lake of fire Rewind back to those things you called enjoyment (ENTANGLEMENT). Pre-marital sex, Lustful desires, Extra-marital affairs, Lying, Gossiping, and so many others. This things as driven you to where you are / But now you wish you could change back the hands of time. You wanna become rich and famous / You exchange your soul. And i hope you are well known in the pit of hell. Spend your money well / If you're chanced to take some money there. Too Late Though.
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Religion / Re: Bro Paul-- A Short Story by biejibbs93(m): 10:56pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Waoh, thank you for this short and heart touching story. God bless u sir, you are such a gifted writer. How i wish you could write more of such stories sir. Cheers! |
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