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LION dey Run come meet you and You dey quote Bible? Lion resemble evil spirit?

chimoz: Nigeria must win today, if they don't win, I will close down my nairaland account. The final score will be 2:1

like ur gonna ur missed?...

A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made
him unable to urinate.
The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease. He
agreed to do the operation as the
problem was giving him severe pain for days.When the operation was
completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs.
After looking at the bill, the man started crying.Upon seeing this, the doctor
said "If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for
you."
The old man replied, "I am not crying because of the money but I am crying
because God let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!"
Have you thanked God for His countless blessings today?

HAPPY SUNDAY NAIRALANDERS

#BIGWIG

By d name Ann Coulte,dis must be a lady..y would i waste my time arguing football wit a woman..mtshww Ann Coulte enter kitchen ur kids are hungry

#FOOTBALLROCKS

Hmm

who still remembered Honourable
Patrick Obahiagbon
I was going through the dictionary
to check meaning of words while
reading an exciting novel, it later
occurred to me, if it is to be
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon
that is to teach us simple proverbs
and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...

But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class....

Please enjoy, and add yours if you
have....Peace


ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who
live in glass houses should not
throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals
who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate,
scintillate, asteroid minim.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that
glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles
that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are
not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on
the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men
tell no tales
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male
cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's
luck
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's
serendipity.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling
stone gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving
lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green,
biophytic plant.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a
feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of
an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is
only skin deep
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude
possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness
is godliness
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom
from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.


#BIGWIG‪

lomodele: na too much weed cos am

how u take no

Some people are just plain stupid,imagine eating grass,abeg dem b goat??...well afterall na weed den chop,so dem go high

Austeenx: [color=orange]Photoshop or not, that ä$s can make you wankk by mere looking at it.[/color]

mtshww,dude u need Jesus asap

one day, i will learn to laugh over this.

Cha,so wizy dey chop nicky punnay .i thought nick was a virgin

Abeg d oranges still small,why put it on display?.*covers versline*

Cocoa butter ko,coca cola butter ni..mtshww

Oga op abeg pack well jor..nobody dey visit anything cos if truly ur a guy man as u claim to b,u won't b here asking jamb questions instead u go dey arrange raincoat.Go continue with ur soap jor cos u ain't getting any punnay

[quote author=sexy-excalibur]judgement day will b intresting...d devil will lose d battle, she z 1 of d agents.......[/quote]hehehe,oga u wey dey find punnay to f,u no go visit hell..pls don't judge anybody cos u ain't perfect jor

Abeg,op was expecting more Dan 1 white bittch pic.mtshww

Dis reporters sabi lie eh,is dat not d soap i bought a carton in dubai d other day i travelled....Anyways i sha bought it for my routhweiler dog

[quote author=@iam_tewwy]Yes there are holy positions for men of God during sex wit der wife .....the wife lie on d bed wit her tommy facing up and the man of God wud b thrusting from ontop her and there is one dey call *D.O.G.G.Y* STYLe in the lord [/quote]becareful of what u say #finish

Oboy is dat booobx really

ubcandid: WRIST WATCHES SHOULD BE WORN ON THE LEFT HAND FOR MEN.

out of point..people dey talk gun u dey yan dust.oga pack well

yemi2plus: I like them pink

hmm gay oshi

Vessi: At my house, nobody chats witth his phone while cooking.

story oga nobody get chattable device for ur house jor

Nna eh see offerings & tithe in action..nawa oo

Ndi agbero

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A Togolese with yoruba name,since u left arsenal oga me no dey gbadu u again