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That is because not every Tom, DICK and Harry bears Joseph...
Tom is Tom
DICK is DICK and.....
Harry is Harry
They can't all behave like Joseph.... Cos Joseph is in a world of his own.
He's from the very old OYO.

SMREXY:
Why can't everyone be like Joseph

You fvck up oh... Why take such risks when you could have call on me to accompany you. You go withdraw your money, sit down beside the ATM machine, cross leg and count your money before we leave the premises.

Midehi:
who dash me that liver?

My dear the move is very necessary.. The president has to meet our neighbours to discuss and agree on ways to stop the vampires sucking blood in the North East..
To enjoy peace and conquer common enemies(terrorists)..you have to relate well with your neighbours.
#frommypointofview

swimcash:
av always been a big supporter of PMB, bt seriously i dnt understand anymore. must he kip on travelin everi week? na dis one even pain me pass, wetin he dey go discuss 4 benin republic? of all country 2 go na benin him choose, na wa oooooo

My dear CHANGE is real...
TANoids come and lick my ass

The OP meant "spiritual kidnap" or so to speak which is the same thing reffered to as "mysterious Disappearance"... Hehehehehe

ahckmedkosy:
First I want to understand why there are combination of "mysterious Disappearance" and "kidnap" in the same story or is the OP not sure wat happened. Pls Wia is the pix of the baby with the juju priest? Can I get a reasonable n well articulated post to read?

in ehn? I don dey see bad gurls... But aswear you're the baddest so far? So you want to see pixshure of Bush wey dem take caterpillar clear abi
You need to see an estate developer for a sample

INTROVERT:
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please how does manhood vanish... does the area became flat and smooth like a woman's own or how or does fluid start coming out.?



I'm dying to see a picture of the area when the thing vanishes

As in ehn? I don dey see bad gurls... But aswear you're the baddest so far? So you want to see pixshure of Bush wey dem caterpillar clear abi
You need to see an estate developer for

INTROVERT:
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please how does manhood vanish... does the area became flat and smooth like a woman's own or how or does fluid start coming out.?



I'm dying to see a picture of the area when the thing vanishes

Whats your definition of an illiterate?
You must be high on genetically modified weed or ibo made cocaine.

Mogidi:
See disgrace.

Ordinary Chad controlling mighty Nigeria (a country of 170mil people) is it because we're led by an illiterate?

Rest in peace baba.. I so respect this man.

Ma Guy... Ur system is reacting to orijin bitters.. Abeg next time try palmy

Cadamlk:
Kai!! Timaya dissapoint me.Na dis kain dirty whorwhor Ayamgba wen don take bleaching cream commot the remaining honor for her body he go dey nack?Which kain konji hol you reach so?Even that ur Ukwu for ur video nor attract you.Abeg Timaya,appreciate our home girls.

And you didn't tell me..only to read it here.. Baby you're sooooo hear..t..!e..ss, Baba Bubu must hear about what you did to me.
This is kwaraption in anodar levu and iti muost be niffed in dar buod ;D

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il be opening my lounge and nightclub somewhere around UTAKO by November, God willing.

consider this a pre-invite to Nairalanders.

Orie pe
Which translates to... {in Segun Arinze's voice}
Ur head is korrect✔

nickxtra:
I observed two things from this post: One, PDP admits it is corrupt, 2. That Buhari is a man of integrity which was opposite of their assertion during the election campaigns.

Mr. Tailor.. I'd advice you to jejely go back to your shop and sew customer cloth waiting for you instead of coming to this forum to spit soured poo.
So, for ur mind... Mr President is a punishment to Nigeria abi?
The thunder that will fire you still dey lab for heaven.. Dem dey add powerbank for backup just in case.

Taylor86:
Just dnt know y buhari is silent on boko haram

hv not heard a word from him against boko

what is really happening

is buhari a punishment from God?

Cc:. Lalasticalala

Cc: lalasticalala

ARE MICROWAVE OVENS SAFE?
When used according to manufacturers' instructions, microwave
ovens are safe and convenient for heating and cooking a
variety of foods. However, several precautions need to be
taken, specifically with regards to potential exposure to
microwaves, thermal burns and food handling.
Microwave safety: The design of microwave ovens
ensures that the microwaves are contained within the oven
and can only be present when the oven is switched on and
the door is shut. Leakage around and through the glass door
is limited by design to a level well below that recommended
by international standards. However, microwave leakage could
still occur around damaged, dirty or modified microwave
ovens. It is therefore important that the oven is maintained
in good condition. Users should check that the door closes
properly and that the safety interlock devices, fitted to the
door to prevent microwaves from being generated while it is
open, work correctly. The door seals should be kept clean
and there should be no visible signs of damage to the seals
or the outer casing of the oven. If any faults are found or
parts of the oven are damaged, it should not be used until
it has been repaired by an appropriately qualified service
engineer.
Microwave energy can be absorbed by the body and produce
heat in exposed tissues. Organs with a poor blood supply
and temperature control, such as the eye, or temperature-
sensitive tissue like the testes, have a higher risk of heat
damage. However, thermal damage would only occur from
long exposures to very high power levels, well in excess of
those measured around microwave ovens.
Thermal safety : Burn injuries can result from
handling hot items heated in a microwave oven, in the same
way as items heated using conventional ovens or cooking
surfaces. However, heating food in a microwave oven
presents some peculiarities. Boiling water on a conventional
stove allows steam to escape through bubbling action as the
water begins to boil. In a microwave oven there may be no
bubbles on the walls of the container and the water will
super-heat and may suddenly boil. This sudden boiling may be
triggered by a single bubble in the liquid or by the
introduction of a foreign element such as a spoon. People
have been severely burned by super-heated water.
Another peculiarity of microwave cooking relates to the
thermal response of specific foods. Certain items with non-
porous surfaces (e.g. hotdogs) or composed of materials that
heat at different rates (e.g. yolk and white of eggs) heat
unevenly and may explode. This can happen if eggs or
chestnuts are cooked in their shells.
Food safety : Food safety is an important health issue.
In a microwave oven, the rate of heating depends on the
power rating of the oven and on the water content, density
and amount of food being heated. Microwave energy does not
penetrate well in thicker pieces of food, and may produce
uneven cooking. This can lead to a health risk if parts of
the food are not heated sufficiently to kill potentially
dangerous micro-organisms. Because of the potential for
uneven distribution of cooking, food heated in a microwave
oven should rest for several minutes after cooking is
completed to allow the heat to distribute throughout the food.
Food cooked in a microwave oven is as safe, and has the
same nutrient value, as food cooked in a conventional oven.
The main difference between these two methods of cooking is
that microwave energy penetrates deeper into the food and
reduces the time for heat to be conducted throughout the
food, thus reducing the overall cooking time.
Only certain microwave ovens are designed to sterilize items
(for example baby’s milk bottles). The user should follow
the manufacturer's instructions for this type of application.
Misconceptions: To dispel some misconceptions, it
is important to realize that food cooked in a microwave oven
does not become "radioactive". Nor does any microwave
energy remain in the cavity or the food after the microwave
oven is switched off. In this respect, microwaves act just like
light; when the light bulb is turned off, no light remains.
HOW DO MICROWAVE OVENS WORK?
Domestic microwave ovens operate at a frequency of 2450
MHz with a power usually ranging from 500 to 1100 watts.
Microwaves are produced by an electronic tube called a
magnetron. Once the oven is switched on, the microwaves are
dispersed in the oven cavity and reflected by a stirrer fan
so the microwaves are propagated in all directions. They are
reflected by the metal sides of the oven cavity and absorbed
by the food. Uniformity of heating in the food is usually
assisted by having the food on a rotating turntable in the
oven. Water molecules vibrate when they absorb microwave
energy, and the friction between the molecules results in
heating which cooks the food.
Unlike conventional ovens, microwaves are absorbed only in
the food and not in the surrounding oven cavity. Only dishes
and containers specifically designed for microwave cooking
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if overheated. Microwaves do not directly heat food containers
which are designed for microwave cooking. These materials
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food.
Oven manufacturers do not recommend operating an empty
oven. In the absence of food, the microwave energy can
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the manufacturer’s instructions because new ovens vary widely
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oven, particularly not close to the walls, as this could cause
electrical arcing and damage the oven walls. Also, because
metal reflects microwaves, food wrapped in metal foil will
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more energy than intended, causing uneven cooking.
Source :-http://www.who.int/peh-emf/publications/facts/info_microwaves/en/

As champagne don cost... Gutter water and toilet water are readily available.

colossus2:
Nonsense....whatever happened to popping champagne

Do not hesitate to share how you preserve your food items
asides from refrigeration.
Cc: lalasticalala

Thanks to the new breathe of fresh air in the recent regular
supply of few hours of power provided to major towns and
cities in Nigeria which is seemingly better than what it had
been about a decade ago. Asides these few weeks, Nigeria is
notable for constant blackout or incessant power supply, so
the need for house wives and our mothers to preserve their
food stuffs lies in the use of other alternatives to prevent
these items from deteriorating.
How To Store Some Common Foods Without Refrigeration
In this short post, you will be learning how best to
preserve some of our common food items without necessarily
affecting the quality to an unacceptable level.
1. EGGS:
There has been a serious debate particularly between the
Americans who believe eggs are to be refrigerated to prevent
bacteria proliferation and the Britons who disagree and feels
that eggs can be stored at room temperature long enough
without leading to bacteria infestation.
As this argument continues, a research centre took time to
subject these claims to a test and found out that after a
period, both storage forms of eggs were free from bacteria
and safe to consume. In view of this, it is clear that you
can keep your eggs at room temperature on the shelves of
your kitchen particularly the Nigerian types that had been
vaccinated against salmonella and other bacteria.
My simple advice is that without refrigeration, do not buy
eggs you do not plan to consume within two weeks.
Although, eggs stored at room temperature have been found
to store longer than two weeks.
2. MEAT:
Staying at quite a distance to the market seem to make
many households to imbibe the culture of storing meat as
they can not dash out to the meat stores whenever they feel
like to purchase fresh meat. So, they buy in bulk. While you
cannot trust the electricity situation in Nigeria, the tested
ways that can prevent meat spoilage is salting and drying.
As a young boy, my mum practices this method when we
newly relocated to another environment. The salting inhibits
the growth of microbes and pushes out more moisture while
the drying eliminates the moisture which usually acts as a
conducive environment for bacteria multiplication leading to
spoilage.
The truth is, nothing taste better than fresh food items.
However, avoiding spoilage while still retaining some nutritive
value is key. My advice is when you are ready to cook your
meat, wash it well in water to remove or reduce the salt
concentration. Usually you do not need to add salt to the
soups or stews.
3. VEGETABLES:
The way to follow in storing vegetables is quite broad and
one needs to be extra careful. If you go to the grocery
store and pick up any vegetable you find; then, you seem
unserious in your quest in keeping vegetables as most of the
vegetable displayed are either too ripe or have been infested.
You have to be picky.
Also, particularly in super store where vegetables are sold,
some of them have been refrigerated in the past. So, no
form of other storage will help apart from refrigeration. It
is advisable to chose your veggies with varying degree of
ripeness so that they can be kept at room temperature and
last a week or two.
It should be noted that vegetables store differently. For leafy
veggies, it is smarter to remove the coloured ones to avoid
the spread of the colouration. Aerating them will also help
in moisture loss and this method can keep them from few
days to a week.

Naija police.. Hmmmmmm
Those guys didn't settle before going to operate niyen oh... Issorite!

I'm telling you...
Or rather.......
Attempting to further corrupt an already corrupt marshal

simplynola:
Rule No. 28 should have been "Attempting to corrupt a corrupt Marshal"