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Fake, fake, fake everywhere.. From soldier to doctor and now to police, I hope say no be the fake Buhari dey ASO ROCK sha cos I'm suspecting oh.
BTW... All Nairalanders bring out your ID's right now ... I want to be sure there are no fakes here and if there are, I wanna fish them out fast cos charity begins @ home
#saynotofakes

Lmao.. You certainly must have had some experiences with sharp shooters. Its fun to be a guy.. Olorun

1bkaye:
A Nigerian guy will toast a lady at her father's funeral

Pixshure or adonbilivit.. My joystick is covered with the blood of JESUS.

My guy ayam telling you sontin ... She supposed to be locked up for false pretence and sexual fraud.
Naija girls been scamming us since 1709

CSTR2:
That girl is very stupidd.
500K on a trip and no show. Is he father christmas?
Do you know how many correct pusssyys that can get you in Nigeria?
The guy is supposed to arrest the girl for fraud.

You guys should be happy for the girl.. She went to do her youth service in UAE.. Lets wish her best of luck.
Mumu, stingy girl... GOD bless that dude 100x

Yes.. and GOD bless Nigeria

Beremx:
that's the beauty of democracy. They disagree to agree later and everyone moves forward.

TANoids have been disappointed one more time.

God bless APC

Every SPEAKER needs a microphone and every microphone needs an amplifier
FYI... I supply ALL

A should go first cos he owns the right to the road as at that time C and B can follow simultaneously cos they are on different lanes.
That's what expected in any sane society.

OK noted bro

crixtex:
Lol bro all we want is a better Nigeria. All our presidents ve been wrong... buh no nid to over blow dem... its wrong

This is why I always tell people too much weed is not good for you.. Especially ondo and ekiti specie and some parts of Kano.
The man I'm quoting took a combination of the 3 species (concoction)

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sonnyudoh:
Wats all this am tired of Nigeria am moving to Abuja

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Oya join me let's go and do it 2geva

pretydiva:
Yet 2 do mine

Na so e pepper you reach? Eyah sorry oh..

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crixtex:
Ode na u thunder go strike... stop spreading lies that things were destroyed. I m not a party person. stop propaganda naa.. Haba! Since independence has Nigeria been an el dorado? I know pdp messed up buh stop over exaggerating. .its annoying abeg!

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Pele oh oga madam, just so you know I don't hate GEJ the former president. But let me be quick to reiterate the FACT that his administration did this country more harm than good.
Its a right to air one's opinion but not when it's glaring that such opinion is far from the truth. Calling someone who messed up the economy a hero.
Its like calling an armed robber an angel right in the presence of the person that was robbed.
No be wahala you dey find so? {in fela's voice} °°°°° WAHALA U DEY FIND, WAHALA U GET GO GET OH

Pelmet:
first of...I'm not "oga" and it's obvious you missed the part where I mentioned "corruption" oh well, not your fault...many naira landerS are like that. Also, he'S not "my GEJ" he's a former president of Nigeria #fact. PluS I'll advice you spew less hate in your words aS Nigeria is "ours" and the better it is, the better for everyone. lastly no one iS gonna beat me up For airing my views...it's called opinion. Enjoy

Mtchew.. Abeg who go buy mtn card?

Do you have an idea how much resources this country lost under GEJ?
How much was the dollar to the Naira before GEJ, how much was it when he left?
How much was our external reserve before GEJ and how much was it when he left?
How many states were been owed salary before GEJ and how many states were owing as at his exit from office.
The $20b dollars that grew wings and flew away... What did your GEJ do about it before he left even after Sanusi gave fact and figures and even pointed fingers to the robber that robbed the nation.
In the history of Nigeria.. Which president ever "purchased arms" with someone else's private jet and sidelining the military in the entire process.
Which president in the entire world... Openly romances and awards ex convicts that cheated and looted the state. Which president in the entire world ever came out publicly and declare that stealing isn't corruption?
Oga... I advice you to only come here and yan ur opatar and go jeje.. If you go outside and spit this n0nsense... You're risking been beaten black and blue or even stoned. A word is enough for the wise oh

Pelmet:
GEJ's govt had a lot o' flaws, but I give him the credit o' restoring other areas o' revenue generation asides oil. Agriculture waS at its peak, the ban on furniture and textile was doing a great job to resuscitate these industries home based. GEJ did a great job and if corruption and bokoharam were to be excluded, he was a perfect president. Mho

If to say I see you now ehn as at the time I'm reading this your comment.. Aswear... I for test my AK_47 for ya body. Have you ever moved into an old/ dilapidated building before? YES you intend to renovate and make it come alive again.. Even though your intention is to do that.. Can you do it in one day? How much more a whole country.. With its economic, security, educational, power facilities all in state gross decay.
PDP mismanaged this country and her economy for 16 whole years. They brought everything to a standstill...the new government inherited an empty treasury and loads of debts to be paid including unpaid staff salary in almost all the states of federation. This new government is just a few weeks old and some idi0ts are already crying foul. Is it that you guys were asleep when ur ogogoro master was playing table tennis with our economy? Is it that easy to rebiuld what has been destroyed for so much years? Most of the Tanoids commenting here...the thunder wey go fire una na 2016 model and he still dey do press up for heaven.

maxwell530:
I said it that there is no diference only a change of party.and there is nothing this man will use to surpass gej achivements.

Gimme ur number let's talk privately please

harrysterol:
is entirely two different things sire, with all the accessories weight and bag

If 12,000mah is #4500
... And....
12,000mah. *2=.24,000mah..
I didn't expect the price of the 23,000mah to exceed 12,000 maximum because of maybe the accessories that came with it. Why 18k na?

harrysterol:
23000mah capacity is for
#18,0 and the 12000mah is for #4,500

What's the price difference sire?

harrysterol:
the 23,000mah is for PC and tablets,ipad and hand game consoles phone while the 12,000mah is for phones, tablets,ipad and hand game consoles

The distinguishing features is the later charges Laptops

Wait oh.... I'm confused oh is this Pb 12,000 mah or 23,000 mah..
I'm lost oh

harrysterol:
23000mah real capacity, all the accessories with DC input two output charge indicator, electrical bridge controller, adjustable knob for voltage adjustment during phone charging or pc

How can I get this Pb in ibadan?

harrysterol:
no sir, is not the jump starter type

Can this Pb jump start a car?

Go and study your Bible well bro

hotgunz:
to me s sunday if u like pick thursday na u like

The existence of some form of life after death, have been clinically
proven by a team of psychologists and medical doctors associated
with the Technische University of Berlin.
According to the team of scientists led by Dr Berthold Ackermann,
their discovery was based on the conclusions of a study using a new
type of medically supervised near - death experiences, which allow
patients to be clinically dead for almost 20 minutes before being
brought back to life.
The team said, this controversial process that was repeated on 944
volunteers over that last four years left the volunteers with most
common memories including a feeling of detachment from the body,
feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of
absolute dissolution, and the presence of an overwhelming light.
The team added that religious beliefs of the various subjects seems to
have held no incidence at all, on the sensations and experiences that
they described at the end of the experiment. They concluded that,
there is life after death and it looks like it applies to everyone.


Source : http://date360hq..com/2015/07/exclusive-scientists-finally-proves.html

What day is sabbath... Saturday or Sunday?

hotgunz:
Can u jst keep sabbath day holy and remember our dearlin muslim brother re fastin too.

You're right on point my bro.

Bollove:
The problem is just that Tinubu formed alliances with people he doesn't share same political ideology with (APC is having both Ideological problem and Northern Oligarchy issues)

Tinubu himself was too forward hence the need for rest of the Godfathers to clip his wings and reach , as far as National Assembly is concern .... We don't know what Buhari is cooking for Tinubu in the cabinet whether he will pacify him or left Jagaban to hang.

The Tinubus shouldn't have allowed nPDP in their enclave in the first instance but by allowing them and they delivered , they also have right to share the bounties too.

When PDP party supremacy select GEJ for second term unopposed, nPDP turned against their party and decamped to APC and APC tagged them Progressives .... The same party supremacy do not wanted to give them what they rightly deserved and they took it with the help of their other colleagues in PDP.

Tinubu need to learn how to deal with Hausa/Fulani from Obasanjo or if he is to big to visit Obj and take tutorials , he should learn from how Bukola Saraki is dealing with this people. Any body dealing with Hausa/Fulani must carry wisdom, long spoon and humbleness. If you speak their language you are bomb and considered a homie.

Hausa Fulani don't like being Lord over or being commanded ,they love respect and humbleness .... Humbly tell them what to do and see them doing it beyond satisfaction .... Lord over them and they deal with you beyond your expectation .... Ohhhh, they don't care if the world should end today.

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Meanwhile......
Kate Pele oh... You need to understand that so many people have experienced stuffs like this and are not alive to tell the tale.
My sister #Godwin should be your ringtone right now... Ijs.

As much as I agree with you on some of your submissions you should realise that man Tinubu is a die hard politician.. He is to APC what OBJ was to the PDP. You can't just sideline him and expect peace.
Just watch as events unfold, I'm not a Tinubu fan but I respect that man's political stratagem. Keep your fingers crossed... The unrest in the NASS is sponsored by Atiku and some other northern power interests in the APC.
But just watch and see what happens in days ahead.

codedguy1:
I remember Tinubu saying Buhari is a destabilizing factor! I guess this is what he meant. Ever since Buhari became president with Tinubus help APC seem to be destabilized.

Tinubu has no office, he is not a member of the NEC, neither is he in the NWC of APC, he is not an elected office holder and not the chairman of the party, even Atiku is vying to be APC BOT chairman. Where does that leave the supposed National leader of APC?

All tinubu has now is the respect he had garnered over years as the leader of APC and it is fast being eroded by elected officers in the party who are getting bolder by the day and can therefore challenge and oppose his position as National leader that has no mandate behind it.

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[size=18pt] I guess ghosts got the jobs again ... Nigerian civil service has been besieged by ghost workers since 1902 [/size]

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