I laugh in "fuel subsidy removal"!!!

Riddle! Riddle!!Riiiiddduuuuullllleee!!!
Q:why does president jonathan always wear a black calabash on his head.
A:because an empty bottle/pot looks terrible without its cover.

Q:how do you make a certain 3 year old dull
"JONATHAN" grow up 2 be a smart and decisive leader
in future.
Ans: buy him a dozen shoes,teach him to wear real hats and not black calabashes,conduct a groin surgery and fix him a new pair of STEEL BALLS!, maybe throw in a heart surgery and replace the chicken organ with a real male heart!!.

Q: how do you put some shine in the eyes of GEJ,in the midst of all his current troubles.

A: simple!! Just flash a torch light through his ears!!

Q: why did GEJ die of suffocation in his barbing saloon?
A: he was listening to a song that goes "breathe in,breathe out"breathe in,breathe out" on his discman and his batteries died off.

Q how many GEJ's would it take to screw in a light bulb in aso rock villa?
A:10 of dem!!!
Q how they gonna manage that?
A:1 GEJ to hold the light bulb in place,and the remaining 9 GEJ's will try to spin aso rock around till the light bulb is in place.

Q;why didn't GEJ fall off his balcony in aso rock villa?
A:heck! He ddnt know the directions!!

***just comic relief***

Ignore this turn-coat, hypocrite,,,, he fails to find relevance in the present political dispensation and voila! The scales dropped from his bulgy greedy eyes and all of a sudden PDP is such a bad party, like the PDP was any better when he was a key part of it,

For the records I believe in second chances but a man like Mallam El-rufai must earn the right to a second chance from the Nigerian people,he must prove to the nigerian people that the same BPE chair/FCT overlord who grossly abused his office the PDP way to favor cronies has changed for real,and he sure as hell cannot achieve this by newspaper rantings at least not with me.

I wish GEJ will entice this man with a ministerial or ambassadorial appointment or any other nebulous creation by way of an appointment, Let's see/hear him reject this appointment then we know we can risk taking him serious.

For now he is just a spoilt kid who aint getting any more free candies!!!!abeg make I go drink beer jare *tumbles out*.

we in NL seem to have relegated the bankole issue to the back seat yet the out come of that trial is really important, cuz it will serve as a premise for judging our president as regards the war against corruption.

now bankole ranted a lot of silly things from the comfort of his home in abuja
and indeed EFCC has ,in my own reckoning adequately responded to bankole's rants.

i think this reply from efcc is satisfactory ,no matter our collective misgivings of mrs waziri and the efcc .

check it out and lets get this thread alive again.

http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/former-speaker-bankole-vs-efcc-summary-efccs-response-bankoles-objection-his-fraud-trial