₦airaland Forum

Do i have to smoke all those pro GEJ youths outta the wood work or are they gonna be bold enough to come out and take a stand on this or are they just cunningly avoiding a debate that obviously will embarrass them

You see just when I begin to feel maybe the criticisms on GEJ are getting a tad bit unfair,BAM! He surpasses his previous "milestone",he scores another record all time low.

So the government cannot afford to sanitize the subsidy program and spare us the ish pending when our refineries come into full action yet this same government sees none wrong in proposing to spend all that money to feed just two nigerians.

So GEJ cannot feed himself off his already bloated salary? Can't sambo feed himself? So tax payers will pay this two "ten headed,blue blooded" Nigerians fat salaries and still scratch out close to a billion to feed them to do what?.

Well let's see what the senate has to say about this,

The president and his deputy will together enjoy N992.57 million worth of food and general catering services in 2012.

According to a detailed analysis of the N4.749trillion budget the president presented to lawmakers last week, the cost of purchasing food stuffs, catering supplies, kitchen equipments for the president and his vice, and their offices, will cost the nation N992.57 million, about N7 million away from a billion naira.

http://premiumtimesng.com/index.php/news/3165-jonathan_sambo_to_spend_n1billion_on_food_in_2012.html

For all those pro GEJ die hard fans here's something to chew on.
Your "Icon" whose been going around chanting the mantra of "fuel subsidy removal","the economy will crash in two years","we cannot borrow to fund our budget",, and all what not has proposed to spend almost a billion naira on feeding his humble "once shoeless" self,and his fat chubby vice.
I won't be surprised if somebody crawls into this thread and attempts to justify this glaring display of flagrant attempted waste of public funds!!.

@beaf;
Okay ,what do you have in mind, !

@beaf,

I will like to follow you on twitter, there is somebody I will like you to meet. He also has very keen interest in the socio economical well being of nigeria.

I'll leave the rest for twitter land
Kindly follow me on @unclecycs or the said friend of mine on,@ekekeee or kindle let me have ur twitter userID .

Looking forward!!!

I laugh in "fuel subsidy removal"!!!
Riddle! Riddle!!Riiiiddduuuuullllleee!!!
Q:why does president jonathan always wear a black
calabash on his head.
A:because an empty bottle/pot looks terrible without
its cover.
Q:how do you make a certain 3 year old dull
"JONATHAN" grow up 2 be a smart and decisive
leader
in future.
Ans: buy him a dozen shoes,teach him to wear real
hats and not black calabashes,conduct a groin
surgery and fix him a new pair of STEEL BALLS!,
maybe throw in a heart surgery and replace the
chicken organ with a real male heart!!.
Q: how do you put some shine in the eyes of GEJ,in
the midst of all his current troubles.
A: simple!! Just flash a torch light through his ears!!
Q: why did GEJ die of suffocation in his barbing
saloon?
A: he was listening to a song that goes "breathe
in,breathe out"breathe in,breathe out" on his
discman and his batteries died off.
Q how many GEJ's would it take to screw in a light
bulb in aso rock villa?
A:10 of dem!!!
Q how they gonna manage that?
A:1 GEJ to hold the light bulb in place,and the
remaining 9 GEJ's will try to spin aso rock around till
the light bulb is in place.
Q;why didn't GEJ fall off his balcony in aso rock villa?
A:heck! He ddnt know the directions!!
***just comic relief***

I laugh in "fuel subsidy removal"!!!
Riddle! Riddle!!Riiiiddduuuuullllleee!!!
Q:why does president jonathan always wear a black
calabash on his head.
A:because an empty bottle/pot looks terrible without
its cover.
Q:how do you make a certain 3 year old dull
"JONATHAN" grow up 2 be a smart and decisive
leaderin future.
Ans: buy him a dozen shoes,teach him to wear real
hats and not black calabashes,conduct a groin
surgery and fix him a new pair of STEEL BALLS!,
maybe throw in a heart surgery and replace the
chicken organ with a real male heart!!.
Q: how do you put some shine in the eyes of GEJ,in
the midst of all his current troubles.
A: simple!! Just flash a torch light through his ears!!
Q: why did GEJ die of suffocation in his barbing
saloon?
A: he was listening to a song that goes "breathe
in,breathe out"breathe in,breathe out" on his
discman and his batteries died off.
Q how many GEJ's would it take to screw in a light
bulb in aso rock villa?
A:10 of dem!!!
Q how they gonna manage that?
A:1 GEJ to hold the light bulb in place,and the
remaining 9 GEJ's will try to spin aso rock around till
the light bulb is in place.
Q;why didn't GEJ fall off his balcony in aso rock villa?
A:heck! He ddnt know the directions!!
***just comic relief***

I laugh in "fuel subsidy removal"!!!

Riddle! Riddle!!Riiiiddduuuuullllleee!!!
Q:why does president jonathan always wear a black calabash on his head.
A:because an empty bottle/pot looks terrible without its cover.

Q:how do you make a certain 3 year old dull
"JONATHAN" grow up 2 be a smart and decisive leader
in future.
Ans: buy him a dozen shoes,teach him to wear real hats and not black calabashes,conduct a groin surgery and fix him a new pair of STEEL BALLS!, maybe throw in a heart surgery and replace the chicken organ with a real male heart!!.

Q: how do you put some shine in the eyes of GEJ,in the midst of all his current troubles.

A: simple!! Just flash a torch light through his ears!!

Q: why did GEJ die of suffocation in his barbing saloon?
A: he was listening to a song that goes "breathe in,breathe out"breathe in,breathe out" on his discman and his batteries died off.

Q how many GEJ's would it take to screw in a light bulb in aso rock villa?
A:10 of dem!!!
Q how they gonna manage that?
A:1 GEJ to hold the light bulb in place,and the remaining 9 GEJ's will try to spin aso rock around till the light bulb is in place.

Q;why didn't GEJ fall off his balcony in aso rock villa?
A:heck! He ddnt know the directions!!

***just comic relief***

Ignore this turn-coat, hypocrite,,,, he fails to find relevance in the present political dispensation and voila! The scales dropped from his bulgy greedy eyes and all of a sudden PDP is such a bad party, like the PDP was any better when he was a key part of it,

For the records I believe in second chances but a man like Mallam El-rufai must earn the right to a second chance from the Nigerian people,he must prove to the nigerian people that the same BPE chair/FCT overlord who grossly abused his office the PDP way to favor cronies has changed for real,and he sure as hell cannot achieve this by newspaper rantings at least not with me.

I wish GEJ will entice this man with a ministerial or ambassadorial appointment or any other nebulous creation by way of an appointment, Let's see/hear him reject this appointment then we know we can risk taking him serious.

For now he is just a spoilt kid who aint getting any more free candies!!!!abeg make I go drink beer jare *tumbles out*.

we in NL seem to have relegated the bankole issue to the back seat yet the out come of that trial is really important, cuz it will serve as a premise for judging our president as regards the war against corruption.

now bankole ranted a lot of silly things from the comfort of his home in abuja
and indeed EFCC has ,in my own reckoning adequately responded to bankole's rants.

i think this reply from efcc is satisfactory ,no matter our collective misgivings of mrs waziri and the efcc .

check it out and lets get this thread alive again.

http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/former-speaker-bankole-vs-efcc-summary-efccs-response-bankoles-objection-his-fraud-trial