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Not sure this is the right section but this is definitely the bubbling section.

As a guy who grew up in ajegunle, Lagos. Omo everyday is always fun. You will learn everything streets and most of it are what u won't really like ur kid to learn.

1. Remember when my friend inserted a broom inside a girls kitten while she was up a ladder and he was below. She was enjoying it.lol

2. During cork soccer "canter ball".we lived in an upstairs. As children we don't like distractions when playing so we put a paint rubber for urinating (we wer upstairs and to wee,we had to go down stairs if we are to wee), while playing oneof us kicked the rubber accumulated by wee of several kids (the Pavement have a hole bored into it to allow water pass through wen it rains), unfortunately for us, a lady was cooking down stairs and as fate may have it, every last drop went into the cooking pot as the pot was opened (a Avery big soup pot being cooked with firewood). Ok everybody ran indoors, but we received the beating of our lives and our parents were maid to pay.

3. Remember when I learnt how to peep some one through a hole and masturbate. I always ask my guys why they always keep bucket of water outside the bathroom and wait for a while before bathing until they told me the real deal behind their actions. The upstairs have 6 rooms sharing 2 bathrooms and 2 toilets. Now both bathrooms were divided with just a wall and only one bathroom has a drill down the pipe while the other only has a hole between the wall, where the water passes then goes into the 2nd bathroom and finally down the same pipe. Here is the deal, the hole drilled between the wall has been eaten by rats making it big for someone's head to pass through, they peep through this hole. They wait for their female victims to enter the bathroom with just direct hole down the pipe and they enter the other bathroom so they can peep,now while peeping omo they can see everything like everything. Omo when the ladies bend to bail wate (as if she wants to collect doggy) u will see the kitten and boobs well and when they turn, u will retract ur head alit so they won't be able to see ur head. Omo see tactics I was taught. And they masturbate while doing it that was the first time I saw someone or know what masturbating was, it was funny at first sight , they arch their back while stroking their dicks using soap as lube

4. i remember then when I just finished junior waec (we were all in same age brackets in the compound so that made it so much fun). A loose girl then, deliberately didn't go to school that day as she knew most of us had finished junior waec, omo everybody Bleep her that day. If ur hand dey her boobs and u mumu go comot am for 1sec, na another person hand u go see there, no time. Same with her kitten, and ass (we didn't do anal, I meant if ur hand comot for ass, forget am)

5. I was pressing one girl boobs while her dad was in same room watching TV, we were behind him. If he turns we would arrange ourselves.


6. Remember when two kids were bathing and one of them playfully said he will cut the other one's penis because he was holding a scissors, while saying I go just cut, my guy don cut am o... Omo that day no be here


7. One girl with big pass us with full grown boobs na she teach us all how to Bleep using mama and papa play, we dey rotate who be papa bcuz na only papa dey fit Bleep while the so called children goes out to play. Lols

Omo e plenty, and most were bad stuffs. Good old times indeed.

Share yours.

It's simple. Just say "how about we Bleep all night", which guy no go gree

I remember back then in school, 1 leave bra and underwear for my wardrobe. My guy said na establishment she wants set. Truly, it was. Na straight Bleep for 4months, as semester end I told her to pack her stuff I will be traveling.

MajesticKris:
I'm always the first bestie in my ladies life's...

I don't play second!!

I will always remain the caretaker, while the landlord does the loving loving
I'll help out in the other Way

Bad guy

How many bestie do u have

yetunsbay:
how do we get her love

Good question

realokopi:
My ex babe then, from the time she was pregnant till she delivered her neighbors weren't even aware that she was pregnant.

Na u give her the Belle?

It's mostly about s*x... Nothing more.

Na to sell am keep the cash

Lols

First time knacking her, bent her for doggy only to find debris of poo. Omo!

Monogamy:
It's part of growing up.. We are all Mugu most especially when it comes to other gender...

I don join red pillers o

caught him

merieam16:
I'm quite sure u are a guy under that moniker


I think u should be more productive with ur time than writing fake stories Up and down. But seriously NL una no dey tire for super stories ni

Monogamy:
But you can not say you did not see the handwriting clearly...

My brother. Love (simping) is blind

DaddyRochie1642:
You must have probably thought that by buying her iPhone, jewellery,clothes, shoes will make her Love you, you thought you could buy her Love.

Alot of you guys fail to understand this, even if you spend Heaven and Earth on a woman, you can never buy a woman's Love.

Yes I understand this now

Xenry:
Why don't you want to post this with your main moniker? well, I know who you be shaaa!

Lols if you can say my name, I will give you 50k.no cap

SweetCunt97:
If she really loved and respected you, she'll wait. I have a healthy sexual appetite but I've stayed more than 1 year without it and aint bothered. My bf is far away hustling and we haven't seen for months and he knows he can trust me. To be sincere i cant imagine any man touching me apart from him.

Next time, be with a lady who values commitment and has self control

Thanks for this piece.

Monogamy:
Almost did? Are you referring to sex or cheating?

Both. Told her not to bother coming

Sammy07:
1. Why did you create a new moniker

Are u selectively blind?

Bodyodour:
I ghosted one recently. She demanded 2k from me after I purposely replied to her WhatsApp status. Na girl wey no dey talk to me.

Lols cheap girls. Online berger

MickzyDonald:
Imagine dating a hoe for 2 good years, and now to discover that shes indeed a large hoe, OP I'll personally curse you if you later end up being friends with her, they don't deserve it, also dont post her nudes online so as to have your respect, let her go but dont repeat the same mistake

I feel pity for her but won't be close friends with her.

Monogamy:
Funny thing about online stories, they are always one sided..

You, didn't cheat for that 2 years?

I almost did, but controled myself

Rockyrascal:
She must be under 23. I feel your pain OP...I pray you heal and move on quickly

You are not far from the truth

Carchoice:
You dated a hoee for 2 years?

She had flings b4 I came in. She cheats when I leave town

Lol, this one Sense wear wrapper

I had to hide my identity because alot of people know me by my moniker. Please pardon my write up, I ain't that good.

Straight to the point. My girl of almost 2 years broke up with me, omo I was a damn simp then but no more. Someone I gave all the attention,love, care, cash, every every. Ladies are something else. She cheated on me 2wice within a year, due to my nature of work I had to leave Port Harcourt for Lagos. While I was away she was busy getting her kitten filled up, funny enough I always have this feeling immediately she starts having sex, always and when I called, I am right. She doesn't know how to lie, even when she tries to.

I am angered because I got her alot of things, iPhone, clothes, jewelry, shoes, u name it. All was recent, I felt like taking them back but I chose not to. Told her, if I wanted to get back at her, I would take all back (down to the pants) then upload her nudes online. I have over 1000 of her nudes (pics and videos). I chose not to. Most ladies are ungrateful.

PS: I was secretly saving to set up a place for her so she can be financially bouyant, after the break up, I told her about the plans I had for her, I could feel her wishing she hasn't. She has been calling and chatting so we can be friends again. This was someone that said I should let her go and not contact again when I caught her cheated the last time. From what she said, her body count now is over 25 �. Nevertheless, she is smart, caring, homely, beautiful but can't control her sex urge. I feel pity for her.

I love him too

I remember when a lady I was chopping told me she doesn't have s*x with her bestie, but she allows him to suck her kitten. In my mind I was like lol, what's the difference. If he knew how to even suck well, u won't know when he enters.

What's the weirdest thing a lady has told u she did with her bestie? Or what have u done to ur bestie behind closed doors.�

My babe na quick learner, she learnt in no time. She drives herself now.

Lol very funny. E be like say na face me I slap she dey stay