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Lols, mine was in uniport, one of those girls I used to Bleep came to stay over, by morning around 10am we wer just lying down, I was naked while she was only naked from waist down with her hands on my dick massaging it while we wer talking. She forgot to lock the door when she went out to get water from the drum which we lock (based on aluu lifestyle) omo a female neighbor of mine knocked but because I forgot that my bitch went out while coming came forgot to lock the door, me thinking d door was locked so I ignored, Omo the babe came in and saw my bitch stroking my dick, the babe didn't even flinch she was smiling (maybe she liked whaT she saw, tho I ain't that big but sizeable). Na mu bitch rush use wrapper cover my gbola. And anytime she sees me she keep staring.

Lol

Nice

SUPERPACK:
All you need is good hearing ability, decision making, ability to study a guide, patience and perseverance. that's all, no extra skill is needed.

Pls link me to where I can get a freelancing work please

Lols, use her as Bleep mate. Simple

Omo check phone o, e get why

This early morning

Fool, what the Bleep do I need ur validation to lie, and what's my gain. Mumu.

gregyboy:
Bleep off, all this lies from hell

Georgejeez:
If you just wanna date ,Fine
But if you wanna date seriously with intention to marry .

Ssssss ,my brother rrrrruuuun ooo

A man who marries an Edo girl can never die even if you shoot him at close range ,poison him or detonate a bomb in his pocket ,but the day he puts roof on his newly built house . That day he has signed his death warrant ,he should purchase his casket and write his will ASAP .

Enter a typical street in Benin ,you wouldn't see a single Landlord ,every land lady, landlady , landlady.. a wise is enough for the word

That was how my uncle was killed o, in edo, if ur wife cheats and sleeps with u afterwards, u die slowly. Also most nini women as witches, as my uncle build house finish na so him turn to vegetable, na him tenant dey give am food true window. Wife and children no look him face again and she later confessed of all the atrocities. She converted the children to her cult. Omo me as an edo guy, I wouldn't even date not to talk of marry from my place.

Yes I did

ekene101:
1. Stay away from them if you want to remain sane and wish to live long.
2. If you don't intend birting kids from different mothers,stay away from edo girls because you don't know when you will fall into the hands of the wrong one which consist of 99.9% of them.
3. If you are the type that doesn't tolerate rubbish,stay away from them as their families likes to control inlaw in his own house.
4. You can never satisfy them and their families even if you are dangote,that's why they end up birthing kids around like rats and clubbing with agberos and bus drivers.
5. If you are the type that falls in love quickly,Edo girls are not for you. They prefer those that drinks,smokes,cultists,abuse and beat them up than the gentle,cool and calm guy..dey go put hellfire sauce for ur eyes.u go fine cry u no go see.
6. If u re not a benin indigene,forget about having anything to do with benin girls(I know y I put BENIN in bracket)
7. They believe since they have one express road under their legs,u owe them everything and must do what they want when they want and how they want it done.(very lazy,doesn't want to work but prefer the clubbing lifestyle)
8. Stay away from them if their family start showing you some funny characters. E no go end well,even if d girl born for u dey no dey reason am to be anything,the parents even prefer to give ur baby mama to one 70yrs old driver as side chick than leave both of you to marry peacefully (everything about them na money,even if u dey give dey no dey still satisfy).
9. Date and know when to call it quit with them,just as Ibo girls prefer their Ibo guys to others in terms of marriage,na so benin girls prefer dating their father's mate who are also benin people than staying in marriage.
10. Avoid them.
11. Read 10 above
12. Read 10 and 11 above.
13. I am Edo,born here,raised here and currently living here,so I know my people very well.

I be edo guy too, omo i dey fear them girls like mad. I dey avoid them like plague

Lol. Bleep her and pack out

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This kind heavy load on an innocent small boy with probably long dick

Wait o, snake inside romance section. Lol guy just wants everyone to see it so it can hit fp

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Iyabo Ojo has released her full chat with Yomi Fabiyi to show her followers that the part he shared, where she was apologizing to him, doesn't show the full picture.

In the chats shared by Yomi, Iyabo apologized for exposing him to cyberbullies. Yomi said it's his proof that she admitted to cyberbullying and he threatened her.

Yomi Fabiyi I ain't Joking with you, you don't need to post the apology conversation alone, let me help you post our conversation from the beginning,

Note!! all our vioce note is still intact ..

Yomi Fabiyi, I ain't playing with you, you can't make peace with me on WhatsApp then I wake up the next day to find out you still clouting with the innocent girl's case, trying so hard to change the narratives to favourite Baba Ijesha .........
I ain't backing down no matter how hard you try to twist & turn the story, the earlier you get that into your thick skull the better for you ......

https://www.instagram.com/p/COyXUBvH5rh/?igshid=1fj8e2a0ivsqp

Chima this you?

Incognito403:
Today, I finally got to watch the much anticipated Mortal Kombat 2021 movie. Here's what I think about this movie.

Firstly, I wonder why there has been no frontpage thread about this movie. I mean, this movie is one of the biggest things this year (at least for Mortal Kombat fans).

Now to my review.

1. I've watched the trailer many times on YouTube but it didn't really impress me. But that still didn't stop me from thinking about this movie.

2. I've watched the two previous movies that were done on Mortal Kombat. I didn't enjoy the first movie but then mortal Kombat, to me, is like pizza (or sex); even when it's bad it's still good. But the second movie (mortal Kombat annihilation) was a lot better in my opinion.

3. Before watching this 2021 mortal Kombat movie, I'd read reviews online and I was surprised to see poor reviews. Many people said the movie wasn't made for everyone, instead it was directed at fans of the MK video game.

4. Personally, I enjoyed the movie. And the part I loved most is the plot twist when Cole was fighting Sub-Zero. It was superb. Then there's Kung Lao's fatality. Liu's dragon. Kano and Sonya's feud was featured. Most importantly was how well the directors used Sub-Zero. He was in top form throughout the movie. Among many others.

5. I do feel the directors deliberately featured big names to appease the MK fans. For example, Goro wasn't necessary.

6. I also feel the directors tried to cramp too many features of the video game into the movie. Many went well but some didn't fit. For example, Reiko didn't do anything significant in the movie.

In summary.
I enjoyed the movie and believe every MK fan will. As for non MK fans, you might be disappointed.

Nairalanders, what do you think?

I was refered to maginity crypto investment, I did all the necessary activity and got bonus of 2000usdt, I tried withdrawing but its asking me to use google binder which I have tried to bind countless times and its stil showing error. Now my supposed "asset" has risen very high. Its frustrating seeing cash that u can't touch, utried contacting their customer care which seem to be a chinese company and but they aint helping much either.

Below is the screenshot of the asset

Modified: please if anyone has an idea on how to withdraw pls help.

binary007:
if you dont want to hook-up , just srnd money.
This gender no be Ment?

Omo I weak

tnerro1:
Pictures of the naked ladies or we no believe

See u, u dey find free nude
See am as him hide part of the pics na

You ain't wrong tho. Lol but how do u mean she ain't sexually appealing? Like she get craw craw or what

Kimjongun:
Don't generalize this is not true about every guys at all.

** Most of the time it is over packaging that piss me off, when you make yourself look like a diamond before we get close and I tried so hard to have the diamond not knowing it's just cheap Aluminum that you are packaging.

** I have left a girl after having sex with her because, she is not sexually appealing at all(God forgive me).

** Some people(both male and female) are only good for the sex, nothing more. What the relationship is, it's up to them to define, the player don't care

Godada:
In summary, a woman is logical until she opens her kitty after that she gets emotional. The man loses his emotional tendencies the moment he bursts his nut inside the kitty. He becomes logical.

So lady who at first wasn't emotional becomes emotional and the man who wasn't logical becomes logical.

Local man no do again

Very apt

Most women must have experienced their men losing interest in them and pulling away at least once in their lifetime.

It's like one day your man is devoted and so attracted to you and the next thing you know they’re looking for ways to avoid you. And in no time, he seems distant whenever you both try to spend time together.

This is more like watching your break-up in slow motion. This feeling where the man starts to pull away and lose interest really hurts a lot and if you wish to find out reasons why this happens, we've got you covered.

*Your emotions are too loud*

When you first meet a guy, you aren't fully attached to him emotionally and so you seem cool and calm all the time. But once you both have dated for a while, you tend to become more emotionally involved with your man.

Your feelings will start to show, which is quite natural for women. Men start to sense how quickly the relationship moves from carefree to serious. And when they notice this, they don't know how to respond and so they pull away.

*Your insecurity*
As a woman, if you're the type who constantly nags your man about other women and/or keeps a check on him and his phone every now and then, he'll know you're very insecure. Interrogating your man about his female friends and questioning his every move is going to make him lose interest in you eventually.

*You sound desperate*

If you notice your man pulling away, it might be because you're emotionally unequipped. This means you're not happy with yourself and your man can easily become your sole source of happiness. This will suffocate him and in no time, he will distance himself from you.

*You gave it up too soon*
When it comes to having physical intimacy, women and men are total opposites. Women feel more emotionally connected and attracted when they sleep with a man.

Guys, on the other hand, sleep with a woman and easily lose interest and move on.


And so, giving up s3x with a guy too early on can be one of your biggest mistakes for him to start pulling away from you. If you give it up too soon, he won't have to work for it and chances are, he'll put you down as just another fling.

*You're trying to force love*
When you start dating a man, no matter how amazing it seems in the beginning, it's essential to keep your heart out of the situation. Only once you're both serious about your feelings is when you should move forward in a relationship.

When a woman starts to get too emotionally involved, she will try to force love on the man. This might not be the case for the man and he will soon pull away.

Nigerian music executive, Michael Collins Ajereh, alias Don Jazzy has cried out over the nude pictures sent to his DM by different ladies.

Lols I enjoyed my days in school with this.

Nice codes

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