₦airaland Forum

jeromestarks:
So Madonna is a thousandnaira?

deltateam:
Her net worth is $850 million dwarfing that of Penaldo's $500 million. Go figure.


She's made for life.

jeromestarks:
Practically the richest.

crazygod:
I don't know what Klopp sees in Milner? Even to clear ball dey difficult for him. After he made that nonsense sub, Everton begin dey play Liverpool with intensity just like how Man United played them earlier

crazygod:
Yes. I agree. Jota should have a feel of football before we play Napoli next week.

dfrost:
Is there a reason Bobby is not even starting today? What is wrong with Klopp and rotation?

Felixalex:
Who tell u this one?? For every 1 japa candidate, there is 5 births happening in the north. Those ones no de tire

Ladymaceral:
My blue jet came this morning. It's a baby boy.
Labour pain was hell but God was faithful.

Kudos to all the mothers in the house. You guys are amazing

IzzyAgu:
Hi Fellow Nairalanders!

I am typing this piece with Disappointment, I least expected this.

So, I finished My Youth Service with Joy and gladness, and was back home till I get a good paying job, since I studied Metalogy/Civil Enginnering in the University..

As a Sure guy with Parly (Certificate)
I was very much confident of getting a nice paying job, So I started my Journey as a Job Seeker..

1st year, 2nd year, went by, and still nothing, So i decided to digress into something else for the meantime, everyone knows how Nigeria is .

I decided to pop into Teaching, atleast 'head still fresh'
I got this job, in a Primary school, the Headmistress and I agreed on a 30,000 monthly salary... I was happy though .

I resumed work, truth be told it was fun, but Sour at last..
I never knew this Madam was in for a trick..

Things were going well oo!
Firstly, Late to work a day - 5,000 deducted
Not being audible enough in the classroom - 3,000 deduction
Pupils not able to grab the day's work - 2,000 deducted
Failure to mark pupils note/ asessment/ assignment - 5,000 deduction
Few pupils failing Test, Oral questions and Examination - 5,000 deduction....

I was called for my salary, then Mrs. Headmistress brought out my file of report and defects , i was shocked when she tabled a sum of 15,000 naira as my salary for the month and Said "Welcome" I couldn't Fanthom where I was but i gathered myself and said "Thank you ma"

According to my fellow staff, this was the hidden principle in The School, people's salaries were deducted to nothing ...


I went home and slept throughout the week ..

Now Do you think I continue in this Mess or Venture into frying of akara and become self employed..


what are your thoughts, help a brother!!

UselessBuharist:
I’ll just make it brief, I was in my early 20’s, my friends talked me into the journey but I didn’t know they were not travelling with us until the day we left Nigeria.

I didn’t have much information about the journey but because they told me it’s easy and fun I left Nigeria with them.

We were first held by rebels in the desert for 28 days, mind you I left Nigeria Feb 3rd 2009 and I got to Libya in March.

The owner of the uncomplicated building we were living brought the police to arrest us 4 days after I got to the house, some guys were arrested but i and some other guys escaped, we ran into the cemetery and slept there till 6AM.

I found a Nigerian who offered to allow me stay in his house, few days later I told him that I got a connection to cross to Italy and I will be living the following day.

The following morning this guy left the house and locked everyone inside, he returned in the evening with 3 guys, a Ghanian and 2 Nigerians. The moment he entered the house he pointed at me saying this is the boy before I knew what was happening they stated beating me asking me to follow them. I resisted and fought back, the landlord heard the noice, he came knocking so the guys quickly ran away.

The following morning this guy asked me to pay him $300 before he will allow me leave, I said you should have said that instead of bringing people to beat me up. Then I gave him the money and left his house to the camp from where we were to be taken to the sea side.

The same night we were taken to the sea side, when we got there we were ask to sit on the floor and not make noice, about 3 minutes later a small balloon boat came and was taking us 30/30 to the big boat, I was on the 3rd batch, few minutes after I entered the big boat, we saw boats coming towards our direction behold they were coast patrol.

The person that was to sail our boat told everyone that we will all die instead of him to allow the police arrest him then he zoomed off, the police chased our boat till they caught us when we were almost out of Libya territory.

We were arrested and taken to prison on Sunday and we broke the prison on Tuesday and escaped. We were chased all night……. Na long story bro I hope I get to document all that happened on that trip one day. I lost my left eye as a result of the beating I got from the guys that were invited to beat me.

Cromagnon:
which uae citizen. What do they need from Nigeria? Talk with sense na

Revolution2022:
I don't feel anything when I am making out with a very attractive woman in public.

EmiDon11:
Yeah we broke up

But she is feeling that i will beg as i use to do when i was a SIMP.

She doesnt know that i dont care about her anymore.

I have considered not talking to her but thats childish.

I want to make her know that i dont want her again.
And will never in my life accept her back even if she begs.

How do i do that?

ifihearam:
So I was watching a movie last night. A guy took a girl out on their first date after much persuasion, they were having a very good time eating and drinking when suddenly a very handsome,tall rich looking dude walked straight to the girl,flirted with her a for about 2 mins before asking for her number and the girl eventually gave her number right in the presence of the dude who took her out. The guy was dumbfounded and the girl showed little or no care.

My question is as a guy, how would you react to that if you were in the shoes of the guy who took her out and as a lady, can you give out your number to a guy in the presence of another guy who took you out? even if he were to be your crush.

SecretReporter:
Them don start with thier lies again, who count the bodies and if they count the bodies, why is there no pictures of the bodies

We4all:
You can’t compare the the two scenarios.

SugarGirl44:
Unfortunately, they don't need you, you need them.
So the law won't affect them.

Badboibipo:
I have only seen one Nigerian girl that is good at chatting and that was a one time thing. You message them and it’s as if you’re disturbing them. Me that have enough money to change your life you’re replying me like I’m bugging you. Some won’t even reply, funny how it’s them that even asked for your contact. Are these people cursed? If it was me that initiated the exchange of contacts I may understand, the fool asked for my number now I’m chatting you on WhatsApp , she reads and ignore.

This is why I don’t date anyone, Nigerian girls irritate my soul. Common chat you people cannot chat, and they do this bullshit with everyone , even their so called boyfriends.

Badboibipo:
I have only seen one Nigerian girl that is good at chatting and that was a one time thing. You message them and it’s as if you’re disturbing them. Me that have enough money to change your life you’re replying me like I’m bugging you. Some won’t even reply, funny how it’s them that even asked for your contact. Are these people cursed? If it was me that initiated the exchange of contacts I may understand, the fool asked for my number now I’m chatting you on WhatsApp , she reads and ignore.

Na normal thing... a lady ask for my number... we begin to communicate but I had to reduce the chat because it felt like I was just interrogating her...

I ask questions
She reply... that's all...

Like an AI

This is why I don’t date anyone, Nigerian girls irritate my soul. Common chat you people cannot chat, and they do this bullshit with everyone , even their so called boyfriends.