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Abfinest007:
shack is considered homeless in abroad not like 9ja .not homeless like homeless

And you think all Homeless abroad hav access to shack or hut watever

Try come NY.. some people sleep outdooor just with heavy bedsheet

akosy:
A Homeless man in USA will live a normal life in Lagos. Na for there homeless dey sleep inside him car. No be for Naija.

Homeless man with a car in US is a temporary homeless dude...
Full-time homeless can't even boast of $50 cash.... Hw he won take buy car ..wey parking permits dey flow steady

Abfinest007:
I perfer living homeless abroad than Nigeria .

Can you survive -12C overnight abroad?

Bigshoe2028:
This might look like a stupid ideal but if u know the money wey dey this biz u no go use am play

Broda you think I was playing?
Money dey dis buisness gan
I used to know one of my friends back home den... He get plenty ekuku... Calaba will be begging him with money like dis...just to buy his dog... D guy get like 10 Ekuke...

What's the difference between an average Nigerian and a bag of rice?


The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Ekuke Rearing

Very lucrative

Buy mother Ekuke with long nose... They are very fertile

Mother Ekuke 12,000
Male Ekuke 15,000
put them inside ur compound make dem Nack back to back for months...

The mother will conceive like 9 puppies
Bring low budget vet to give them shot so they will survive

Feed them with eba and waste noodle from factory...

After 8months
Start selling dogs at wholesale...


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walkbrazil4k:

Thank God ma broda is okay...

Stay safe bro

FineUsername:
Congrats to those wey get the plug.

My cousin had the opportunity to work with NCS and UNICEF 3 year ago. I advise the mentula to go for UNICEF, his friends were all singing FG work FG work, job security bla bla bla.

The mentula chose NCS, my uncle gave his friend’s son the UNICEF position.

3 years down the lane, guess who’s doing better in terms of self development, trainings, traveling overseas and financially?

Even if that guy leave UNICEF today, my cousin no go fit match the nicca anytime soon.

If I knew him before he made the decision...I will beg him to choose Unicef...

I used to know 3 people who left Customs and moved overseas...

Today! I'm not sure any of dere mate in the force den can match dere networth....

Human Labour with Alien Engineer

Marriage is like a video game. Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat.

walkbrazil4k

Just checking on you... Pls stay safe

That period, what if Rapture start?

How Dem go take explain dis to angel at the heaven's gate

I sponsored one of cousin to study abroad

2022 God strengthen me... I have two more cousins to assist with relocation...

VictorIfe:
boss

I'm about to buy Benz now from cash out...

Monitor my predictions next time
So that you too can win big

alphaNomega:
Lol. It doesn't work like that in Nigeria. This country does not harness human resources effectively that's why they don't care if everybody gets up and leaves. They can always falsify population figures if they want.

The main sources of revenue to Nigeria are natural resources (especially crude oil) and borrowed money.

Take away either and you have brought the country to it's knees. This is why Nigeria delta militants are effective power brokers while boko haram and friends are a child's play, something to keep the military busy.

Kidnap 200 girls and burn several villages in Nigeria , nothing happens; beseige an oil facility and get an immediate response from government.

So relax, they prefer everyone leaves the country for them. You are finishing their money.

Seriously?
Do you know how much Nigeria Customs generates per months
Do you know how much police generates per month
Do you know how much Agbero generate per month
And many more
Nigeria's oil and gas sector represents about 65% of government revenues. ... Do you think that's enough for the gov to swallow?

gentleguy1975:
What if Oshimen is fit? and what happens to Awoniyi and Sadiq?

If Osimen is clear to start... He will replace Kelechi

Awoniyi, Sadiq stay on bench till second half

Freerhyme1:
Na person wey you go give High Blood Pressure you dey fine. Make we stake wit $50

Guy I hope you play the game Sha?

Pls Biko send my share

alphaNomega:
Don't you know it is better for them if we all leave the country?

It's will be a lost to the country...

Population generates revenue and taxes..

If Nigeria generate 700b/p in a months
If 70% departs... Nigeria will struggle to generate 150b/p...

JOACHINpedro:
Yes i did. He finished the job in his slaughter house.
Thanks

Let me guess, a Russian hitman?

mytime24:
itk

There's nothing like itk
It's pretty obvious
Custom and Customs are two different things

4.4.2

Dennis Kelechi

Iwobi. Aribo. Ndidi. Ejuke

Best prediction for our attackers

Freerhyme1:
Na person wey you go give High Blood Pressure you dey fine. Make we stake wit $50

When he enter you no go remember bp

Bet ham comot face... Don't monitor it...
Tommorow Goan price benz

Stake ham before kickoff

Dis December, Guys and Slaymama chop better breakfast oh ..

If your relationship is still valid
Go to church on Sunday and do Thanksgiving

onenaija001:
who do you think will fix the country when even the rulers have all secured good futures for themselves and families.

They can fix it if they want
Or they can damage it more

One thing for sure is... We came to this world alone ... Everyone should fight for what he deserves... If gov refuse to fix the country... find an alternative for ur self by leaving the country

Full time draw

Stake with $50

And more are getting ready to relocate


I don't blame anyone

If countries like The Netherlands, Canada, UK and Germany activate th free visa agreement with Nigeria today .. in less than 365days... I can assure you 75% of the population will depart the country

Fix the country! And we gonna sit our ass in our mother land

Rip


On the judgment day

Nigerians may probably get a fair trial

Happy new year in advance to all my Beautiful Nigerians Ladies

Keep calm and marry a Nigerian lady today!

We living a simulation

Every single thing about human from birth day haz been programmed

This world is like a puzzle... You can solve and complete the puzzle if you have the key...

Some people are rich , comfortable because they where able to solve dere own puzzle...

If you can too! Things will active for good

No match is boring tho

But when watching from league you ain't familiar with ... Then prepare to sleep while watching

Hire a hit man