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Hmm... saw an interview where a lady ask 🇬🇭 citizen what they don't like about Nigeria...

Most of them talked about the insecurity... Most of them talked about how they desire to live or visit Nigeria for vacation but they would rather spent dia summer in Yemen than come to Nigeria has you can easily be kidnapped and loose ur soul.

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Double blessings for everyone reading this today

Limassol:
Bro... That's good to hear.

Shame no catch your uncle?

Dat 1 no con consignee me again.. but I'm glad I run my own movement myself without having to worship him daily for bringing me abroad...

My advice for guys is that... if you have the finicial power.. just get ur information online and run ur own package... don't bother to inform them about your plan...

YouAreNobody:
Don't be talking like this. People like us live in those villages too.
It's from the outskirts that they penetrate the cities.
How many times have you heard Boko Haram outrightly attacked Maiduguri?

You right.. May God help us fight this crazy terrorist

YouAreNobody:
They're already in the forests surrounding most cities in yorubaland. My former landlord in Ogun waterside told me some of their community farmlands have been taken over by herdsmen but most of these news don't make it to mainstream media

Let dem be hiding in d Bush... let dem come out to the city

emmanuelbrown26:
D ones wey dem send as refugees in Benin Republic never come back, waiting una do?

He dey germany

Zeezenho:
Check Wetin? Abu you don forget the haggard wakilli that terrorized the whole south west till igboho stepped in.

Terrorised the whole remote bushy area in southwest?

How much is dere own inside?😕

emmanuelbrown26:
I keep saying it that if not igbos and SOME SOUTH South hausas/Fulani would hv swallowed d rest of d country and religion.
When dis whole madness started, igbos said no, South south said no and not only saying now, they all condemned and banished Fulani. But Yorubas were neither here nor their. Infact, they supported every rubbish policy from buhari.
Fulani is in charge of Kwara, very soon they will take over d remaining states.

Majorly hausa fulani dominated kwara States...
Let those headmens or bandits whatever come to lagos, or Ogun state to come and attack in public city.. I want to check something 🫣

drimzsmoke:
Grabbing and caressing it doesn't make it say, it is squeezing like a washed cloth that makes it sag

Lol.. guys no get chill oh... breasts is flexible na it will slack if squeeze

Calenikan:
Dey play

Bet you are a child of God na

Babaken:
says who

As a child of God 😑

ahmedaturboy:
Hello fams,

There is this girl I am courting for a while now. And to be sincere, I mean to take it to forever with her.
But there is these weakness she has:

Not the prayer type
Not the cloth washing type
Not the water fetching type

(Perfect in every other aspect)

I feel it can be controlled. Like staying in house with

water, having washing machine and forcing/getting person paid for religious education.

Forget abt the water fetching... just hustle up and get an apartment with water system... normal normal.. People don't fetch water again dis days...

Washing machine ain't a bad idea tho... sometimes she can just use hands too... don't worry when prepaid meter chop una light wel will.. she will use hand😁

Then lastly, try to make sure you both visit church time to time... that's is where she can learn to be prayerful... also sometimes.. try to start a prayer section alone when u are together for abt 30min.. if u do dat often... she will be force to join u and adapt

Chingyyy878:
Especially our UK brethren

You are right...
When I was still in naija.. I have an uncle in theUK, a citizen... Good career and well fit financially... I called him and told him... I wanna come over... this dude discourage himself, not me... and even told me to goan open business and be selling market...

Was like... unlce.. are you joking?
Travelling and starting a business is 2 diff thing.. i want to travel... why telling me to start business?...
He told me.. Nigeria is good for hustling and making money... 😁 and he sat down dere dey fresh, dey buy house like mtn data... just dey play...

Later I stop calling him...
I later move to the states... he heard from my pops and he can't even hav d liver to call me and say hi...

So this kin people... just ignore dem and find ur square root...

JASONjnr:
E sure me say, God took his time to bless Nigeria abundantly.... But he forgot to bring sane humans to inhabited the land.... Thereby causing blacks to migrate from different regions to settle here......

It's not God's fault... Gen 1 vs 28. .. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it, and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.”

He created us in his own imagine.. Its not his job to choose who lives in a certain region or country...

We have good people
We have bad people... Nigeria and Africans are just unlucky to be rule by the bad ones

LOVEGINO:
So pipu leave US go Israel? Life no balance.

Most of them are foreign workers hired by the isreali government or American government to work in isreal... they are paid in USD.. so it's normal

Best defender in the world

Like if you agree
Share if you disagree

Normal normally, isreal na nice country... na hamas dey look for fight

Looks like this gov got no clue on how to run the country..


At this stage.. stealing manifestos ain't a bad idea.. .. hardship can't continue like dis

Meritjoshua:
I met this girl about a month ago but we started dating since lastweek thursday. So we planned to have fun yesterday. During the pre intemacy i brought out a coñdom she was like "for what"? Do you think i have HIV? Do yov take me for a runz girl? I tried to explain but my explainations fell on deaf ears.

She left after i insisted in using a condom. As for me i can't have sex without protection. I can't just do it.
My question is why do some girls hate using condom?

Don't do it... it's not safe..
They may be clean tho.. but it's better to be safe than to be sorry

OtuologyProf:
So I payed a visit.
Meeh, if you hear moaning. I wan mad.
I haven't heard that type in my life before.
Something very loud like....Daddy Daddy Da
Daa Daaa dadddyyyy ...huuuuuuuuuuuuh heeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

The problem is, she dey like lead for prayers and praise during devotion, so I didn't expect that kind of crazy sound.


And also na baby she dey call her husband, which one is daddy again? I'm confused.

The sound is normal... she's having sex with her husband ... she's not committing any sin...

Just let her enjoy her sex life...

Naturally some women are design to make some kind of crazy ringtone while having sex... they can't even control it...

elinaxy:
Even your prediction isn't correct, wolve beat city

Let say dis one cut

The next 5 Mancity vs Wolverhampton games..who go win?

BornAgainCow:
this is the fact. Most people dont have the capital to actually make sports betting profitable for them. I hardly bet these days but when I do, I stay away from accumulators - strictly singles. And the least amount I stake on each game is 50k

This is the best way ever to bet

bestmutiu2019:
Sure na

Maybe dem no need dat match

UnemployedGradu:
I am not a statician, ejoo.

So literally you agree betting is not the solution to success

Youngkaro45:
Ode! Wolves flogged man city, na so 1m go enter nothingham forest, motivational speaker isonu

Come here, iMancity lost 3 times in 2022/2023 and lost 2 times 2021/2022..


That means you if you stake on Mancity for all through season... you have higher chances wining atleast 96% of your ticket

Jeffy1206:
did mancity win the same wolves you're talking about? 🤔 Nothing is sure in betting. Avoid it completely before you get addicted to it.

It's an addition

Dyfynezz12:
Man city lost against wolves 2 weeks ago

In essence nothing is sure in betting. I have played only 2 odds many times with big money nd the game still looses. if u re not destined to get rich through betting u will always loose even if u played an odd of 1.03.
Besiktas last week was a case study

If mancity play Wolverhampton 10 times and you bet mancity to win in all 10...

Atleast you will win 9 times...

UnemployedGradu:
I have seen a man that won 8 million from betting in my own eyes, I saw his betting slip and the money was later paid to him, I came severally to the shop to confirm this. So betting pays too, it depends on destiny!

Whats the percentage of people that makes 8m naira every weekend on betting in Nigeria?

uuzba:
Well, James Bond is always gambling (betting) in all the card games he plays.
He is sha under control of his game and his employers pay him very well anyway.
He doesn't depend on the betting money for survival.

People don't understand the genesis of betting...

Mrhn it's for the wealthy and rich people who have enough money to trow around...

Person with bsc in sapa playing bet will need lots of lucky to win good money

Fatbam005:
This same wolves best mancity.one million gone

Mancity no need dat match na