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We can't beat Brighton even when the sold the main men... abi na Liverpool dey play like mumu people nax?

ekeday:
I was escorting my younger brother to Nyanya Park. On my way with Keke, we’re stopped by Nigerian police, and they tell us that they want to search us. On their search, they found nothing, but after seeing me using my iPhone, the other police reached me and collected it from me.
And I asked, Why did you collect it from me? The other police say he knows what I'm into! And I ask him, What am I into? He replied, Yahoo. I just laughed and said, What makes you think I am Yahoo? Is using an iPhone making someone Yahoo? And I told him to give me my phone or show me what in my phone makes you think I am a Yahoo?
 
The other said he would take us to the station, and that would be the worst! and I told him to let go so that I could ask your officer that told you to embarrass people when they see you using iPhones. I also told him he should show me what he saw on my phone that makes him think I am a criminal, and I told him that I am a blogger and YouTube I am with evidence, so let go to the station.
 
On your way to the station, the other police officer switched to pigin and said to me, "make we talk am here and settle the case,” and I said, Settle what? Let's go to the station. You have already embarrassed me. Let go, so you should show me what makes you think I am Yahoo, and I will talk to your officer who sent you.
 
After we reach the station, these police officers begin to fear me because of the confidence I have. I ask to take me to the room, I want to see the officer! After everything, they searched my phone and operated it for almost an hour with some questions, which went:
Who has this phone? I said it was mine.
What did you do for a living? I said I am a blogger, freelancer, YouTuber, and animator.
 
So after all the questions, the police officer said to the other police that I am not Yahoo and that I should go, and he wrote an apology to me.
 
But I told the officer to listen; not everyone using an iPhone is a scammer or Yahoo, and if such things happen again, I will make sure that you guys are in trouble, so I give them money. All I was hearing was thank you, sir, and I left the office.
 
Story end: na October, plan your future and start learning digital skills. Even if it costs $100 to learn, you will get massive returns.

If you need professional websites or personal mentors on how to start a blog and make money WhatsApp me on

What was the money for? For embarrassing you or wasting your time?..

You don't owe them anything... they hav cleared you with an apology.. you suppose to walk out and thats it...

Normal in a sane country.. you are not allow to give any cops money.. dia job is to protect..

Anyway next time.. dey will quickly remember your face when you pass dia checkpoint..

Liverpool win with 5 goal margins

Boff, but I love buns most

nosa2ekundayo:
Na wa for you oh, Palestinians kill israeli you come de pity Palestinians....this Ur sympathy no get focus at all....just joking bro...but I am certain Israeli will take 20 islam terrorists in place of every 1unit of Israeli killed....If I am Benjamin Netanyahu I will pick their wealthiest from all over the globe beginning from the past and current presidents of

Isreal retaliation are always brutal.. that's why I'm feeling sorry for the Palestine alrdy

MrUchenna1:
My 37-year-old son got married without my permission. How can I teach him a lesson?

Of it was my own son i brought up and trained!.. i would Call hm.. grant him the blessings
Den tell him to take care of his own shit right on spot...

From then he will face the good side and other side of life alone...

Not a good advice tho..

id4sho:
Netenyahu said we are at WAR ''rivers of blood ''

The citizens of Palestine will suffer the retaliation... the terrorist doesnt care abt that.. they are on suicide mission

Isreal is not a country that only bark... they will respond

God...

Omo I con dey feel sorry for the Palestine with what is coming for them very soon.. the retaliation from the Israeli force go nearly wipe half of them...

alpharoyalty:
When it comes to bóóbs, we are all babies. No strong man.

So you want to be sharing milk with babies? God created it for feeding..

Oboto700:
you don't know what you are saying..men can't do without grabbing those stuffs during intimacy

Grabbing will make it sag na🤔

Skyview01:
Guys, I have an important question, is there a free wifi service on the arrivals wing of MMA or a phone call service?

How do you call your loved ones on arrival without a Nigerian sim card.

Asking on behalf of a shy friend.

Years ago there used to be a WiFi but very slow... I'm not sure if the network has now be upgraded or not again...

No picture sample...

Incase any one experience any rain from now on should collect some sample and snap it.. so we can know if something is really wrong with the rain water

alpharoyalty:
Nice skin, nice azz, flat tummy , nice waist but no bóób.

I would have preferred her with an average grabable bóób size.

Bet boobs is for babies 🫥

Other kidnappers and terrorist deserve same time in prison...

Say no to Repentance, forgiveness

[quote author=wwwkaycom post=126243230]THIS STORY IS ACTUALLY FROM A FRIEND, HE SENT IT TO A WHATSAPP PLATFORM WE BELONG TO. I AM SEEKING ADVISE AND ASSISTANCE FOR HIM HERE PLEASE

My childhood friend is based in Texas, USA. He traveled out 12 years ago. Actually I work with government in Nigeria with a salary of 180k per month. It is becoming increasingly tough to take care of family responsibilities so early this year, I started making moves to relocate to US or Canada. But the issues surrounding japa are quite enormous so I reached out to my friend to seek his advise, suggestions and possibly financial loan which I will pay back. He gave me some important reasons why I shouldn't migrate. He spoke about my age, no technical skill, finances, leaving known for unknown and difficulties faced by new comers in America. I didn't agree with these reasons even though he sounded genuine. I left him and started making other moves but eventually realized I still needed him. 8 months later, I spoke with him again, he repeated the same reasons why I shouldn't relocate. I am not 50 yet, I know a 56 year old man who relocated to Canada late last year and today his family members have started faring well here in Nigeria. Infact, his son who is presently rounding off his NYSC will be moving by march next year so what is the fuss about my age? I have made up my mind to stop seeking his support and carry my cross myself. Please my people, can you link me with people or organisations that can offer genuine services towards JAPA on this platform or elsewhere?
Thank you all.[/quote]Tell your friend not to listen to anyone... he should make his own research and start the process... tell him if he doesn't have any funds den he needs to relax....

Abroad requires lots of funds...

Rest on

Orubebe01:
Who know why?

Wash off the released jet fuel before landing.. leaving them without washing them off with water can make the body rust

Emma513:
I have being in nairaland for a while, I have never make any post, but I comment on many post especially on politics, and in romance, there are A lot of different kinds of people that represents different characters, the silent ones, the intelligent ones, the tribalistic ones, the off-point ones , the I don't care ones, the one that that will never agreed,

Very wicked man, and very wicked goat those guys are very wicked indeed , there speech are very wicked,

Slowm(something) that guy, dam nigger,

False prophet, and his fake prophecy, sometime his prophecy works,

Jeromistark, the vergil preacher and promoter, that guy usually make make me laugh 😂,

Sofia she will never give up, no matter what,

Boogeman and asharwo vibe and weed,

Moh234 that guy is intelligent but supporting tinubu make him sounds foolish ,


Street movement is funny guy,

Yarimo very tribalistic guy, he always wants to set nigeria on fire,


Free stuff and his minions, are just supporting there oga and are cashing out

Debull and his confused music career

And many others I will drop soon

Follow me for more

Me nko 😎

Congratulations...

If you have the means... travel outside the country.. you have lots of potential but Nigeria factor maybe suppressing those gifts.... you won't know until you japa successfully

With free good health system.. we can avoid this

Should be sent to a mental prison with hard labour

Good one

Curious345:
very active . Student population exceeds 5,000

Chia, may God help Nigeria.. how much will it take to rebuild this?

This school still dey operate?

Just a point will be perfect

The United States of America

Good bless thier Union

Under 2.5
Fulham win or draw

Seyi and O.B.O

Norma Norma who get money pass??

Saudi will fix it... sapa is not a thing in that country