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Had one of the best laugh..xoxoxoxo
All thanks to PDUDD AND PRYMESTRRR..

They should still keep it for now..till buhari tenure go end as the president..
Thereafter..they can now release it to us..
Chikena..

OMG!!!is dat you??

Blossomfirst:
Coronavirus. Kano is covering figures

Ranger048:
Used Samsung S7 edge for sale @40k.My Facebook username for negotiations:Adewale Henry(Franky)

Your location??

Fool

Millenniumlady:
Better don't try ruin your life cause if you borrow him now that you guys are dating you'll borrow him when you guys are married.....That's if he didn't ask you to borrow him to pay your bride price the best thing you can do for him now is to use get some food stuff for him but don't try the mistake of giving him money cause he might use that money to invite a girl over....set awong borrowers

To have a deep talk with the guy/pour out her mind nah!!!!!

Lamanii22:
Maybe you didn't read the post well.... Read it again, if she's your sister what advice would you give her

Lol..
Even u huh??
Dat..i do always look out to your comment ehn..
Why..not tell the girl to talk it out with the guy??
Leaving him now will hurt that guy..

Lamanii22:
You better dialogue with your legs... You're only 24, a blessed 24yr old lady ti owo e ji si owo(you even make money at an age like that).... In fact put the relationship on hold!

All is well sha..
I wish I had..

Sleeklord:
Bro my condition is even worse right now that I put it.If I say I don't feel suicidal because of how life seems to neglect or pummel me I'm lying.Some called me scammers some called me a thief.But everyone is not the same.Honestly if I see something or a job miraculously I wouldn't step foot here thereby protecting my dignity.Thank you.

Can't you just seek for help without you guys CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE or is that the new format..
However..dat wants to help will still help out Biko..



quote author=Sleeklord post=88388066]I know I would be insulted both here and in the comfort of some people's living rooms for what I'm about to do and I know this is the wrong place and time and period because of the covid-19.But i don't care about my reputation because of what is bothering me.Please ladies and gentlemen I need help financially even if it's a loan to pay back at a later time.Please help me I was ashamed of asking for anything here and was looking at my dignity but the problems facing me have even made me to consider ending my life making me see myself as useless.I was looking for a job before this lockdown happened.Im typing with the freebasics website now.Ive sold virtually everything to sustain myself and my family before this pandemic occured.Pls I beg you please help me with anything even if it's a loan I promise to pay back cause I how times are hard.I really need help.Im just tired of this life.Im finished.1k is like gold to me right now.[/quote]

Shuturpu!!!!
If..the man no donate nah yo type go still criticize him..


Peleee..
Bill gate wey everyone dey complain give...


FYI ain't a deeper lifer Oo..

tyup:
Considering the state n status of most Deeper lifers 've met It would have been very much wonderful if Deeper life had share the money amongst her members

Trust me deeper life members needs the money much more than the FG does

Eeyah..

Op..ladies can only only love a guy completely when they have been bleeped..

sisterslodge:
Your emotions as a lady is everything, it can either destroy you or make you, learning to control it makes you a queen in front of any man.

As ladies, you need to understand that men want sex from you and you want commitment from men, a man will do everything in the books just to get your cookie, after that he will disappear and brag to his friends that you were a easy target. The reason he disappears is because you were desperate and needy, you kept all your cards on the table, you fell for his cheap tricks, he got what he wanted and now he is gone while you suffer in pain.

It is important to know that it takes time for a man to fall in love with a woman, since it is your goal to make him fall in love with you, giving up your heart and cookie so early will put you in danger, you job is to make him fall in love with you while you have yourself complete.

The reality is that the dating world is a game, a game of winner and losers, a game where heart are broken without pity, protect your heart and you wont fall for cheap tricks played by men.

Men are used to women who shows their emotions too often, they see weakness, desperation and clinginess in them and use it against you, he shows you his car, his house, some money, you get excited too early, you call your friends, you are so happy on the phone, know that he is watching and seeing how excited you are to the material stuff he has showed you, his observation have put you in a category of girls, either pump and dump or potential girlfriend, that is why you need to control your emotions even if you like him so that you will be in the wining part of the bargain.

If a man you like, shows you all his material assets, even though you are excited about them, never show it, never act surprised or impressed, act like it doesn’t matter, as he is watching you, he will be confused and try to check if he has offended you, when he ask never give him any direct reply, put him in the state of limbo that after you have gone, he will be shocked and think about your reaction and thinks your are a special girl. He will start to pursue aggressively.

Show that you are not desperate, sometimes ignore his call, confuse him and you will see him begging.

Anytime he tries to run or give up, bring him back to your arms without giving the cookie, met up with him, give him a kiss, tell him to be patient, listen attentively to what he has to says, after that tell him, you are going, give him a little kiss on his cheeks he will become an helpless teenager begging for your love.

Starve him of your attention, attention matters for men also, focus on your life, act like you got something important doing, you will see him calling you everyday and coming to your house.

Now is your time to know what he wants from you, after all your act, you can invite him to a public place and then discuss what you want from him, marriage or a relationship, any direction you say, I promise you he will agree.

The only reason why he will do all these is because you are a challenge, you didn’t give up your cookie like other women, you acted different and special, a man will only respect a woman who he fought for, you become someone that he will remember even if the relationship didn’t work out.

In-conclusion, it is up to you to play the type of game you want, you can either put all your cards on the table, be common like every other ladies out there or be special, control your emotions and see men begging to be with you.

No light since a month back now..
Enugu(Awgu lga)agbogugu to be precise..

patfenda:
xiaomi redmi note 5 pro 4/64 4000mah,really cool device.....whatsapp 09075367940

Never used xiaomi all my life!!!!!!!

Wow..
Apy to see dis thread..
I also wanna buy phone..
My budget is 40k too..
Samsung or any other good mobile..

Well..i know this ain't meant to be here..but then I'm so much used to romance..
Pls..whats the best phone I can get for maximum cash of 40k..
Good morning!!!

Can all asking op to remove dat those pictures keep kwayet??
Isn't it better to see what tha faces of ingrates look like huh??
Doe op has his own grave error in the matter sha

Well..as per corper wey I be..
I no wan depend on allawee alone..
Naso..i carry money go buy all customizing material for screen printing as per wetin den teach us for saed..
Emulsion..
Scalper..
Paint..
Mesh..
Bicromate etc..
Up till now..once I coat my mesh..put my design on it and wet with kerosene..e no dey reflect for the mesh..
E con..belike say I Cari money throw for ocean..

Hmmm

Brother..
Pls and pls..make sure u hype yourself a Lil during your hangout..not talking yourself down Oo..dat will make her attracted to u..
Hype Oo..dont mean u being boastful okay??

I heard India beat Nigeria 99:0 in a football match..that each time we had the opportunity to score..the ball changes to ball of fire or stone Oo..


Again..as a kid my big brothers used to tell me that eating fish head makes someone a no entity..so I hardly take it no matter how big it was

Lamanii22:
I just move on... Back then I used to cry whenever I'm angry... But now the anger leaves after a short while.. And I like it that way... It's a great thing if you detect something about yourself.. It's easier to work on that thing.

Lol..
My wahala cum b3 say..
I d3y over explode after people don over ext3nd my limit..

I guess u r jux my female version..
I hardly get angry..even when I'm supposed to Oo..
But..people always take my sweetness as me being weak..
How do u cope??

Lamanii22:
I'd be lying if I say "no"... I just have control over it... It's rare for me to explode lol..

Lamanii22:
This is who I am... No pretense...

Amazing!!!!
Do u ever get angry

Have taken out time to watch how u answer critics on here..

Even when they throw jabs at u..u do handle it so perfectly..

Is this really u or u r jux pretending to be good behind the keyboard??

Pls..do good to reply??

Lamanii22:
Lol maddo... Yoruba lord "sho ara e"... No one's perfect...

Magun is called thunderbolt baba!!!



[quote author=eni4real post=86493419]These are basic ones!!

Magun n ko??

Summersaulted death!!![/quote]

Come to enugu..
U will see worst ones..

Hmmmm..

Joker419:
Manchester United have officially announced the signing of Nigerian Striker Odion Ighalo On loan from his Chinese Super League club, MySportDab reports.

Ighalo will arrive from China who are battling a deadly virus in the next few days.

Manchester United see the Nigerian as a short-term fix to their attacking problems due to Marcus Rashford's back injury.

MySportDab understands that the Red Devils beat Spurs to his signature with Jose Mourinho trying to solve his own attacking problems also at the last minute of the January transfer window.

Manchester United Official Announcement read:

"Manchester United can confirm that Odion Ighalo will join us on loan from Shanghai Shenhua until the end of the season.

Welcome, Odion!"

Source: https://www.mysportdab.com/2020/02/breaking-manchester-united-sign.html

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Sammy07:
Dude I spent more than 6yrs working in Farm..

Farm isn't about Cutlass and Hoes
Do you need those tools if you wanna start a broiler farming??
Or eew layers?

Or brooding??
Even hatchery!

You only need cutlass and hoes in clearing your land...

Lol..
If all the graduates involve themselves in those things u mentioned..
What of other areas of agriculture huh??
Like planting of crops/plant cultivation hon??

Sammy07:
I remember when we went to his farm to park create that year . From Dayntee Farms.

Ahswear, His farm big Ehn, the one at Ota....
Just looks like a Town...
He's probably one of those that has the biggest farms in Nigeria


Ion know why graduates will be saying I can't enter bush to farm

So u will provide/assure them of mechanized farming shey??
Abi Ona think say nah cutlass and hoes dey been dey use for that farm..