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Omo..
I dey fear USA for Iran Oo..
That Trump nah talk and do Oo..
He shares same craziness with Putin..

And why was the 2nd player not banned when it was him dat started it??
FIFA ain't fair on him..
Tis 50:50..

10ks bro..
Op kinda guy baffle me too bro..

Ibfpleasant:
my type of man.. this is how a real nigga should treat women not all these waiting for 3 or 7 years guys.. every reasonable man should have limited feelings and love for a woman, your everyday goal should be how to make moneyb

Op..u r not craze but u jux "mad and foolish combined"

Well..aint here to shout alpha male or whatever..it is something I will never do..



U even lack self worth to accept..a girl..dat claimed not to have a feelin for u..while she was so fresh and young ..


Even..when I was a novice(during my predegree day in uni)..

I tried toasting a 100level girl for months as per I like her so much Oo..she was telling me she doesn't love me but like me excuse..

Had.. to ignore her for like 2 years..even tho shes always the first to say hi when we cross path...


Fast-forward to her 300l days..i realised she do fix her gaze more on me..only God knew what was going on thru her mind..

She do..seize every opportunity to talk to me but I never change..

Not because..i'm proud Oo but once my mind is made up..aint goin back


Again..i wooed one girl in my department back in uni too..but she was doing shakara(she said we dating Wud distract our studies)..
I showed her love,
care..
gave her enough attention..
Was jovial and make her so free with me..

I knew she..was into me cos she had do anything for me
There was a day..she invited me and my g to his house and cooked..

I refuse to eat the food which made her so furious and ended up telling me..she went thru the cooking wahala to see me eat her food Oo...


But when..i eventually locked my heart against her ehn..she even instruct her friend to beg on her behalf with knowing her wrong..

I never called nor chat her up sinx i left skool..

Spanishmilf:
use your bigdick to locate bro

Shut dat gutter..

Happy new year to you all..
Pls..i'm a Corp member serving in enugu but reside or Lagos..

I intend travelling back to enugu latest on Monday..

NOW..MY Q"IS THERE PARK IN LAGOS(CLOSE TO ABULE EGBA) WHERE I CAN EASILY GET ENUGU NIGHT BUS??

Thanks for your contribution..

U jux make me laff..
Arrears for corper kwa??
Never had of that before

GloriaSabipeepz:
increment na next year thats what dey said, but arrears nko? abi we corpers no go get?

U just make me laugh..
Arrears for corper kwa??
Never had of that b4..lol



[quote author=GloriaSabipeepz post=85378199]increment na next year thats what dey said, but arrears nko? abi we corpers no go get?[

/quote]

Lol..
Fear karma...

spyglaxx:
This one neglected two boys and went with another woman.The two boys are now doing well and in money. The papa don get accident (life threatening) them don pack his skeletal remains come them boys side.

faithfull18:
It most times ends this way but they never learn.

Yes Oo..
Reason why LAW OF KARMA AND RETRIBUTION..SUD BE PREACHED TO ALL DADDIES..INCASE ANY OF THEM WANNA GO WRONG..

Give him enuff poocee..
I mean different styles..
Sex birthday to spice up his celebration..

Hmm..
Kudos to you and the girl's mum I really salute u bro..
This look so much like my own story Lil bit twisted..


My dad..left us when I was 3month(last born) with our first born aged 9 then..


Mum never remarried..cos she never wanted different children for different daddies..


Many years back during my primary skool days..our uncles nearly frustrated our mum to dump us somewhere..BUT MUM WAS ADAMANT..


Now this is it...
I cud remember..there was a time mum took us to Lagos to meet the old fool..
On getting there I was able to tell him"MUM HAS REALLY TRIED FOR US THAT HE TOO SHOULD DO SOMETHING"

Those words shocked him..cos he never expected such a young me could say dat..even mum was surprised..

Did u know what the man said"HE SAID REMEMBER I'M YOUR FATHER AND CONTINUE BY SAYING..GIVING OF NAMES TO A CHILD IS PART OF FATHER'S DUTIES WHICH E DID FOR ME..

imagine how stupid that sound huh??

Well..with mums help..

First born graduated and no longer in Nigeria..
2nd born has graduated..
Then again I'm graduate and presently a Corp member..

The stupid man..came recently to apologize..but then even without mumcee saying anything..

We the children turned against him..

And not to forget KARMA IS REALLY FUCKING HIS LIFE..

HIS P.A RAN AWAY WITH HIS COMPANY'S MONEY.. WHICH HAS AFFECTED HIM..
.
RECENTLY..I SAW A CHAT ON OUR FIRST BORN'S MOBILE..HE WAS BEGGING FOR ANY AMOUNT SO E COULD FEED..


THAT GIRL WILL SURELY DISAGREE STAYING WITH HER DAD..
SO U HAVE GOTTEN NOTHING TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm..

chiefolododo:
you no understand and e no come explain again?

Yes!!!!!!

Better teacher Oo..
Unlike my shy biology teacher that taught me those day..
The man explained male reproductive organ satisfactorily..but was shy on words for females reproductive organs..
Even..when we made it clear to him we didn't understand..he never explained again..

Baba..
No all girl like the talkative or overconfident guys..
e fit be say nah because una dey shy/introvert nah make the babe like u..
Jux tell her and don't let her keep reading meaning to it..cos she go one day jump to conclusion say nah because u get plenty babe dey make u no dey show her public affection...

AdioGunner:
Hope she won't take it The wrong way, I'm planning on telling her that .Thanks �

Baba..
Nothing do u Oo..
Tell..the babe u no too like public affection as an introvert u are..i guess she's an extrovert..
Make..the babe understand that yo love for her is not to impress the public..

[quote author=Jewessgratitude post=85286209][/quote]On behalf of we innocent nairalander males..
U r o heartily forgiven..

Glad you both have resolved your differences..
But..pls babe next time always AVIOD hasty generalisation okay??
Shalom..

Jewessgratitude:
If you like call me names, I dont care and won't take it to heart cos you guys have hardened my heart.

No Nairaland guy or man should DM me again. I repeat no Nairalander should DM me again and I'm not mincing words.
I'm not here for all that.

For those who already did. Please I'm not calling or chatting you up on the numbers you sent.

Wail all you want.

And for those following me, please quit follow me from now on.
I dont want any monitoring spirits.

Okay...
I dey come make I snap..

Culin:
We won't need a car in heaven

And have u ever been to heaven to know cars are not needed [color=#000099][/color]

Has your trusted friend gone behind you to woo a girl you informed him u wanna woo??


Share your experience and let's laff it out!!!!!

Mine happened during varsity days..
We were group of four(2 boys and 2 girls)..infact we do things virtually together..

Especially when exam was so close..i'd planned to woo the 2nd girl in our group..but had to informed the 2nd guy if he had similar plan of chyking the babe..cos he was always close to the girls even when I wasn't there..


Cos..most time I tend to hangout mostly with my guys cos I cudnt afford to miss the fun we do have..

This 2nd guy in the group was the closest to me in skool then..cos he was such a caring and the churchy type and even a coordinator in a fellowship then..

All this..made me lose guard Oo..and I even tell him almost everything the girl told me during the "wooing stage"baba will even advice on how to go about it..

But..one thing that I did notice was..baba always tend to show more care toward this babe..than the 2nd girl in the group,calling and chatting her every minutes..

Even..when I'm with the girl trying to chyke her more..baba will maneuver his way to us and won't give gimme time to continue my talk..

All dis were obvious but I never expected anything cos I'm the type that trust easily..since I cud go miles for my trusted g..


To cut it short..there was a time we went on break..i was sick so couldn't connect with the group..the babe told my guy I had stopped talking to her and dat I no longer give her attention anymore..


So my Paadi..used that to created stronger bond with the babe..

When we finally resumed skool and I got to know..baba said it was bcoz I didn't talk to him for 2weeks..and pleaded to me for forgiveness..

Well..i really dunno bout federal workers..
But..since they always say corper are federal govt pikin..
I got..paid my 19,800 early today without increment as promised by Fg..

Diamondplus1805:
Experience comes on the Job , Mourinho at Porto relatively inexperienced, never a player, so give him a chance. [color=#000099][/color] Meanwhile if you need Natural Health Supplement just Google heartylove29.

Lol..
Strongly disagree bro..
Porto wasn't a big club when mourinho took over..
Neither..was Chelsea club a big club when mourinho took over..infact they jux got back from relegation..
Arsenal right now..doesnt need a coach who will be experimenting with the club...
Arteta won't..do more dan ljumberg bro..

LajaLaba:
So Emery is inexperience right?

Alaaye..
R u telling me u don't know present coach of arsenal is LJUMBERG..
MUST I SPELL EVERYTHING OUT HUH??

Awon board arsenal yii daft sha..
How will inexperience coach replace another
What difference will that make for sinking arsenal bayii??

Board arsenal yii daft sha..
What's the difference between ljumberg and arteta now??

Madam..
No hope of u gettin him back..
U can't eat your cake and have it back...
Once a shot always a shit..
A bleeped pussy can never be unfucked..
Just some few convincing words from the married man..then u will start riding is dick again..since u find it hard to disconnect him from u totally..

Well..
I didn't bother to make mention of what happened the previous night wen we met...
She..herself told me that the guy was her cousin..
Tho..she told me bout her cousin,big sister and her kid bro before..

IamPlato:
Stop Giving Her Attention... Never Ask Her Out Again... Focus On Other Things, never You Stand Up To Two Seconds With Her Again. Consider This An Opportunity She Has Lost. Get Another Girl more Beautiful and Never Allow Their Beauty Over Ride Your Thinking.

You Were Probably Begging her For A Hang Out... When Making Such Request From A Lady Stop Making It look Like A Request and Stop Saying "Will You" and Stop Adding "na". For Example "Babe lets Hang Out Na".

You Have Asked Her Too Much. Dont Ask Her Again and If She Makes The Mistake Of Coming Back To remind You Then turn Her Down, tell Her That Opportunity Is Gone Because Another Girl Grabbed it. Dont Stand There Talking To Her Walk Away.


You Can Buy My Book "The 12 letters Of King Boma" on Okadabooks. The 12Th Letter Is For You. Or Send And Email To Eldagodz@gmail.com. That Is If You Are Interested

Well I didn't..
Well..
I didn't bother to make mention of what happened the previous night wen we met...
She..herself told me that the guy was her cousin..
Tho..she told me bout her cousin,big sister and her kid bro before..






quote author=Ebonygirl1 post=84753282]

What's the point in asking her though? He probably is...since they were hanging out so late at night[/quote]

Well..
I didn't bother to make mention of what happened the previous night wen we met...
She..herself told me that the guy was her cousin..
Tho..she told me bout her cousin,big sister and her kid bro before..

IamPlato:
Stop Giving Her Attention... Never Ask Her Out Again... Focus On Other Things, never You Stand Up To Two Seconds With Her Again. Consider This An Opportunity She Has Lost. Get Another Girl more Beautiful and Never Allow Their Beauty Over Ride Your Thinking.

You Were Probably Begging her For A Hang Out... When Making Such Request From A Lady Stop Making It look Like A Request and Stop Saying "Will You" and Stop Adding "na". For Example "Babe lets Hang Out Na".

You Have Asked Her Too Much. Dont Ask Her Again and If She Makes The Mistake Of Coming Back To remind You Then turn Her Down, tell Her That Opportunity Is Gone Because Another Girl Grabbed it. Dont Stand There Talking To Her Walk Away.


You Can Buy My Book "The 12 letters Of King Boma" on Okadabooks. The 12Th Letter Is For You. Or Send And Email To Eldagodz@gmail.com. That Is If You Are Interested

IamPlato:
She Doesnt Want To Hang Out With You Because she Done See You Finish. No Mystery About You and Probably You Are Begging her To Hang Out.

You Only Ask Once, you Are The One Doing Her A Favour, not The Other Way. Hang Out With A More Beautiful Girl and Make Sure She Sees It

Baba..
U can read again now..
I don update..