₦airaland Forum

oluagness:
Thank God the useless people did not succeed in exterminating emir's life, the remaining Yorubas and Igbos would have paid for it.

I think this is just another attempt to cause another politically motivated religious fracas, If the Emir had been killed !
For those who do not want peace to reign in Nigeria,May God strike them dead one by one.

No pics sir !

~Sissy~:
LOL

it would very funny to see the dude facial and body reaction when the "silly" woman turned out to be his wife.

99days for the thief, one day for the owner

I dey shame for the guy sef!

saintneo:
what part am i to play? cos i'll prefer to be passerby now these events.

but, mehn! yawaa do gas for the man o! big shame!

Na big issue for Mr Lover man o !

jidobaba:
and Big Father stood there all that while watching drama unfold

Its 8:30 am, arent you supposed to be busy at work

And i suppose this your own office abi ? BUSY BODY !

[b]For those of us that know Lekki well, this happened around the Chevron Roundabout.‬ ‪ ‬ ‪ After work last week Wednesday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean Honda Accord (Discussion continues).‬ ‪ ‬ ‪This young girl came down from the car and started insulting the woman, who was old enough to at least be her mother or Auntie.‬ ‪ ‬ ‪All efforts by passersby to pacify her proved abortive as she said the car was bought by her boyfriend, ‬ ‪ ‬ ‪ I just watched and sympatised with the woman. She told the girl she'd fix the car but it was already evening, getting late and she had no money on her unless the girl followed her home if her hubby could help.‬ ‪ ‬ ‪The girl kept screeming as people tried to beg on behalf of the woman. The girl blatantly refused and decided to call her boyfriend saying:‬ ‪ ‬ ‪"Baby boy, a silly woman just hit my car".‬ ‪ ‬ ‪ The car he bought her. The man appeared in no minute ready to please his girlfriend by raining insult on the woman.‬ ‪ ‬ ‪ On getting there, he started shouting, "Where is the silly woman that hit your car", only to realise the woman was his wife .‬ if you were involved, what would you do? [/b]

[b]For those of us that know Lekki well, this happened around the Chevron Roundabout.‬ ‪ ‬ ‪ After work last week Wednesday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean Honda Accord (Discussion continues).‬ ‪ ‬ ‪This young girl came down from the car and started insulting the woman, who was old enough to at least be her mother or Auntie.‬ ‪ ‬ ‪All efforts by passersby to pacify her proved abortive as she said the car was bought by her boyfriend, ‬ ‪ ‬ ‪ I just watched and sympatised with the woman. She told the girl she'd fix the car but it was already evening, getting late and she had no money on her unless the girl followed her home if her hubby could help.‬ ‪ ‬ ‪The girl kept screeming as people tried to beg on behalf of the woman. The girl blatantly refused and decided to call her boyfriend saying:‬ ‪ ‬ ‪"Baby boy, a stupid woman just hit my car".‬ ‪ ‬ ‪ The car he bought her. The man appeared in no minute ready to please his girlfriend by raining insult on the woman.‬ ‪ ‬ ‪ On getting there, he started shouting, "Where is the stupid woman that hit your car", only to realise the woman was his wife .‬ if you were involved, what would you do? [/b]

freshmoney:
Midex: That car will quickly sell, can go for a toks! Nigerians like anything bogus, but some of us like something stylish, the 08 corolla beat the 'pure water' camry hands down

You call the 2008 camry PUR WATER ? Am sure you are joking ?

lOCATION : Nigeria.
Price : ?

George_D:
as long as there are greedy among us, there will always be people like
findjerry to take advantage of their greed.

Na real FINDJERRY !

toluloa:
why PH folks alone na?
Which levels My guy enlarge,

toluloa@gmail.com

Abi o !

The front nko ?

markmogul:
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For this naija ?! I doubt if you'll get any.

lum_zy:
get this jeep for just 400k
its in excellent condition.owner selling to raise funds 4biz project.
contact - 08029943676,

HABA ! You for try make the thing cleam small naa !

chelseabmw:
big father big fada big fadda?

how times did i call u?

Na only once naa. Abi na how many times ?

Who are they ?

This is really a sad one .

Different strokes for different folks. My wife loves soccer like hell. Most times,she looks for football channel as if she's looking for her period !

For now you can make your wife your next of kin until your son comes of age !

[b]Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market. They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery.
As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind by the fence.
A farmer who was coming from his farm near the cemetery fence, heard the following conversation going on in the cemetery.
One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot), One for me - One for you, On and on He began to wonder what was going on in the cemetery at that late evening, he immediately ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor. He said "Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan sharing
corpses at the Cemetery"- They both ran back to the cemetery and stood by the fence and the voices continued:
"One for me - One for you"
Suddenly one of the voice said "Let's get the two at the fence " (meaning the Oranges that fell)

One of Pastor James shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending you this mail. Who wan die? Pastor was the first to take off.
If na you nko?[/b]

I'll rather go for the 288 camry.

chelseabmw:
where is sango?

You fall my hand Chelsea ! If you know OBJ the you should know SANGO OTTA !

Your wife should be your friend,industrious,charming and trustworthy.

9 months only ? Piece of cake,just try harder. Maybe by the year 2020. She might consider you.

Just wait o !

Can we see the engine ?

Siena:
How long will this project take? It depends. It could take 3 weeks, it could take 3 months. I've got a very busy schedule, and a new baby due any day now, so a lot of variation.

That one na DOUBLE BARREL of blessings o ! Congrats my brother and more blessings !

gaussian:
u wan sell naija used corolla for 1.3? only a blind man would agree to it or better still keep driving it cos it ain't worth that much!

Even blind man nor fit buy am sef. Haba ! People go just carry price put on top market any how.
He's not even making it negotiable .

Huram:
Can you really get a Golf 4 for 700-750k down to Lagos? I'm interested, reply to my mail huramltd@gmail.com. Thanks.

To Sango,he said.

Onchedu:
I dey trip for some guys o. BlackBerry while still declaring manifesto. that's how some other dude bought a girl a Toyota Camry 2009 to say goodbye.

Una well done.

And when their paddy ask them for help,they tell them they are broke ! Some guys dey funny sha !

sergenta:
2009 HYUNDAI Santa Fe for sale cause departure

Details:
Purchase date: September 2008 @ Hyundai Nigeria Office
cd
Fabric interior
33,000 km
Hyundai -serviced with proof/documents
Car belongs to Microsoft Nigeria staff-serviced by the Company
100% ok as of 30th June.
Only serious enquiries, please.
Price: N2,3M .

Contact: Serge- tel:+2347034124498- email: sergenta@live.com

Please find below some pics of the car.

2.3M ?!

rokiatu:
He is not even gonna score one goal tommorrow. (which I hope not) With all this expectations,
the dude is going to be under pressure he will underperform.

_{For me I don't care o I must just see my Prince Boateng}

Na their last bustop be that ! But come to think of it,it's not as if these guys are that good. They are just young,energetic and determined set of young guys. But they just lack the tactical ability !