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lomaxbien:
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Oluwa o !

In today’s job market, many of those seeking employment may have lowered their expectations to the point of demonstrating a willingness to accept most anything. This could readily lead to a number of negative consequences.
Human Resource specialists have elevated their game in an effort to attract talent under very trying, competitive, and challenging circumstance. Today, job seekers must learn to familiarize and interpret the new, deceptive Lingo being utilized by Human Resource departments to recruit World-Class talent at bargain-basement salaries.
As a public service, we offer the following interpretations to assist you with your journey through employment mine fields.
“COMPETITIVE SALARY” means:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY” means:
We have no time to train you.

“DUTIES WILL VARY” means:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

“SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE” means:
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.

“REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS” means:
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

“GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS” means:
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

“NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE” means:
We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

“CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” means:
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up.

“MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED” means:
You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

“SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED” means:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

“MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL” means:
We have no quality control.

“PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST” means:
You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

LOVE.4BUG:
why not!!! Who u wan leave am for

Abi o ! Abeg help me ask am !

Abeg make we hear word about this virginity thing sef ?! Any big deal ?

sayso:
haba people,the ride is cool oooh

Na wa for people. Pricing a honda toks for 750k !

Treansparency !

A woman gets home from working a night shift
& decides 2 wake her husband by giving him a Mouth Action. She crawls
under d duvet, gently spreads his legs, then sucks him till he quivers
& cums. She then goes 2 the bathroom 2 clean up & finds her
husband in there shaving!"HOW THE Bleep DID U GET IN HERE"she
, yells, "Sshhh!" he said you'll wake your father!See More

Siena:
^^^ What's an ODE?

I tire o ! My first car was an honda and it was so terrible for me then,it's from one issue to another. I tried a civic 2001 model but i still found no joy until i met this beauty called TOYOTA ! So smooth and meeeennn, I can't shout jooorrrr, It's my TOYOTA or Nothing o'jare !

Nice and clean but i guess you jst did some few paintings and body work ?

PROPHET OF DOOM ! Super Fowls are even doomed before they left the shores of naija sef !

Abeg make the guy just comot for national team. Nigeria has never gotten any red card in the history of world cup if not for his silly mistake.

But come to think of it , why be say na Mallams dey always soil our names ? Abdulmutalab and now Keita ? Anyway the world cup is all over for us and i am proud to be a GHANIAN untill after the world cup !

lomaxbien:
word
true
nice
hey i just sold my 2001 camry for 960,000
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=446824.msg6214794#msg6214794

sellers don plenty pass buyers,1m is even too mcuh for a 1998 camry except it has some features like chrome rims,dvd and leather interior thats when the price can go up but definatly not as high as 1.450.
fellow nairalanders have spoken out of experience,follow there advice and reduce your price asap,lets see if we can all help in the quick sales of these car.

Abeg help tell am.

bonny4u:
why do ask if u are intrested u can call me on this number 08028825234 or 08051396396

You want to sell a property and i've got someone who is looking for a property around that area. That is why i am asking . And besides , i see no big deal in asking you. Anyway, i'll give you a call later.

Where is the place at ajao estate ?

tee boi:
if u really want to sell fast as u have said, then u should seriously consider posting pictures urgently.

Abeg, help me tell am !

Na wa for you o bros ! One step at a time pleaseeeee !

mama_mia:
For goodness sake, he is NOT old enough to write yet not to talk of entering nursery 1, That explains why he is not willing to write yet, in most good schools, he is only qualified to be in play school where they are only encouraged to scribble IF they wish too with fat crayons because their age possess the psycho motor skills for only that.

Please dont stress the smart boy and confuse him. Let him write when he wants or is ready to.

Please tell him abeg !

Eastbay:
I'm actually suspicious of this death threat.We are not footie extremists in Nigeria to that extent.Otherwise, Kanu (missed a sitter in France 98),Ikpeba (his premature reaction to the penalty miss in CAN 2000),Oliseh (bad pass that led to Baggio's eqauliser in USA 94) among others woulda been dead by now.
Like teddyseun is saying,I think it's a move to garner sympathy for his stupidity which one way or the other led to the loss vs Greece,though I don't believe he was directly responsible for the loss,since we were supposed to have a tactitian on the bench who should have made the necessary adjustments to ensure we got a draw at the very least from that game.
I don't think Nigerians are so silly to think of killing a hare-brained jack-backside.

Don't mind the stupid idiot, he shouldn't just aggravate more anger and making the death threat come to reality.

No big deal, learn to live with it.

Maybe she wants her space. You sef ignore her naaa,just pretend as if she is not there and concentrate on somethings else that'll divert your attention totally !

Nice and clean but na the manual thing be the issue.
Happy sales.

Price tag ?

Obokun1:
y, i wanted to sell my bro.

Then post the pics bro. Let's see what we want to buy !

You ain't ready to sell bro !

Pathetic! No Spirit no zeal, no ambition! A bunch of noodles running or walking around and wasting our hard earned money! At least they can now come back and allow us some space to breathe well!

I'll make passes at his wife too ! Tit for tat

The neck too long abeg !