₦airaland Forum

Cunnilingus:
Hope they use it well

ChiefSosa:
Cannot happen in Nigeria. We have trust issues. Bandits, UGM and even airport staff may steal. People will rather sleep at the airport with their luggage, while resting their legs on it in case someone tries to take it. I'll rather drop an empty traveling bag there(to book space),then come later to drop my things in the box when we're about traveling.

Ahmed0336:
Seconded.

ChiefSosa:
Madam, go and meet your cousin.
If you know you're her cousin on NL, please come outside. I have checked and I'm not her cousin.

ChiefSosa:
No problem. You can just get a qualified woman around. First ladies only host or organize events. They're not under law to fulfill any obligation, since they didn't contest for any position. You may even have a first lady and she doesn't care about the duties, so you'll just get some other woman to do it. In all and all, you can be a single man and a president.

ChiefSosa:
Definitely. Former President James Buchanan was never married. You can assign the first lady role to another woman, like your daughter or any other qualified woman.

ChiefSosa:
Actually, there's nothing like Office of the first lady. It's not official anywhere in the world. First ladies only host/organize events in the government house. Buhari just said that to score cheap humility points from his idiotic supporters and paint GEJ bad 'cause his wife, Patience, was vocal.

ChiefSosa:
Ladies and Gentlemen; I'm back from prison!

ChiefSosa:
Don't mind me joor. I'm just a one kind guy Quern stones came to my mind immediately i saw him

ChiefSosa:
THE REAL RAMS ARE THE ONES PRAYING AND OFFERING SACRIFICES.

ChiefSosa:
His head has enough meat to cook soup for a family of 10. I also would like to use this opportunity to remember Seun Egbegbe. He's been in jail for over 50 months now.
.
.
.
.
.
IPhone 1

ChiefSosa:
We need to start giving public executions to these kidnappers. We have hungry lions, tigers, crocodiles,etc in Nigeria, let's start feeding them with criminals. I WILL HONESTLY DO THAT IF I WERE THE PRESIDENT. I'll feed criminals to the lions in public and I'll force their parents to laugh and cheer while they're being torn apart. Let's make their deaths SO BRUTAL that it'll strike fear in others. I HAVE SO MANY SADISTIC AND BRUTAL WAYS TO KILL PEOPLE. LET BUHARI JUST GIVE ME PERMISSION; I'M A PSYCHOPATH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. IMPALING CRIMINALS WILL BE MY LEAST BRUTAL WAY, IMAGINE HOW THE MOST BRUTAL WAY WILL THEN BE.

OsusHunter:
You see that Malo abul islam ane all those abokey fools,
It will never be well with all of you, with all your people, with buharî, with all the abokey fool ani and almajiri people.
The bastard is even disobeying the nepotistic government they're supporting. The fools are using vpv to access Twitter
USELESS parasites!
Is it by force to share one-NIGERIA with you people?

Marriage na by force?

Buharî is definitely the last fool ani man to rule Nigeria.

ChiefSosa:
Reading what some Northerners post on social media can give migraines. They shouldn't be on apps like Twitter and Instagram; those apps are too advanced for them. Ile kewu graduates shouldn't be on apps like these. They've ruined Facebook already with their TERRIBLE Grammar. Their Syntax is the worst. It's almost impossible to find a northerner with good spelling abilities. No wonder, they're the ones supporting this twitter ban issue. They just want everybody to be dumb and technologically backwards like them.

Lakside1955:
Dey do press up before sex

ChiefSosa:
He was caught stealing a baby goat and some crayfish.

ChiefSosa:
Nobody should listen to this scallywag. He is super dull. Someone that is hiding in a slum in lagos after being banished from his Urhobo village in Delta state. The whole community celebrated that day. The king even did giveaway and declared a public holiday to celebrate. He ran to Lumen Christi school at Edo state but was beaten and later banished. An impotent man is giving suggestion when REAL MEN should be talking. This rascal had several carry overs in Kindergarten. His stupidity makes the impossible to be possible.

Totilopussylick:
go back to school

ChiefSosa:
Lol, don't mind me joor. That thread was just a weird "flex" by them. That shouldn't stop their blog/site over a single comment.

ChiefSosa:
This is the kinda thread that macjebs should've kept to himself. We don't need this kind of knowledge abeg. Blur the pictures if you don't want the mods that'll push it to FP to pass out in their vomit