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Dear Future Me,

I know you will be happy and always pray for me by now, for I have strived really hard for you to be counted as a champion among the sons of men, although I am still trying to accomplish it ani know it'll be so.

The only major sadness and regrets I have is that I came to a country like nigeria where things never work out due to our mentality. It's a long story and I don't want to go there for now.

Pls strive more harder to make sure that you carry the family's name to a much more prestigious level.

Ain't got much to say.

P.S I love you so much.

See this useless government buying unwarranted trash with the people's money.

We need to revolt in this country, that will bring forth the lasting solution to our leadership problem I swear.

See girls wey dey top suffer league.
End time things sha.....

Vv

One of them even bent ma neck backwards for more than 15 minutes claiming to ba calling out some spirits from my soul. By the time he finished I thought the devil was sitting on ma head with a cushion chair cos ma neck and head was so heavy that I had to stay on the ground for almost one hour, and ther goes my mum she was like "Thank you Jesus" and on ma mind I was like "mum this is fraud"

Most of them tell big fat lies.
But I ni blame them sha....
Nig'gas must eat and men of God must eat. But 99% of them do that by brainwashing the unsuspecting public

rip man. thanking God for the breath in lungs

Na me go kill the girl.

emmysenior: Where's the source or link.

Now that the source or link is been provided.
I am so vexed on the wake of this heart rendering news and I know most people will be pained also. Therefore, I have come up with some fake news to help release the stress.

Dear mods! I beseech you guys not to hide this post thanks.

BREAKING


Two passengers on a trailer died on the spot after a head on collision with an okada rider.

Seun Osewa cedes nairaland to the FG, says he fears for his life after series of threats from the 40 laptop attackers..

Christiano Ronaldo impregnate
Funke Akindele...

Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his
new single...

In another news, the devil has reiterated his desire to apologize to God. Says the evil that men do these days surprises him.


Eyinmba will sign Messi this
June...

Baba suwe to join Illuminati,

Beyonce in love with Terry G...

Primary school pupils in Imo state to
graduate at class 2...

Governor Amaechi seen on his kneels begging Mr president for forgiveness.

Federal University students to start
Putting on uniforms...

Obama claims EDO STATE as his
State of origin.

New Arsenal manager Samson Siasia once again affirms his commitment to the club.

Chris Brown surfers from blockage of the anus after eating Enugu state made okpa...

2013 world richest is Yuzedo of Nairaland.


Woman give birth to goat in the joke section of nairaland.

Fifa in a shocking move have recalled the super eagles to participate in the Conf. Cup semi finals saying their performance is once again needed to spice things up.

Abeg make una add una own.

Man u have a factory error
Just can't stop laughing

I know of a 120 years old man too who jsut died.
His name is imam Akshile on lagos Island.

Eeyah, are they not those designer guys at the IJORA under bridge? And friends of SIKIRU the oniru beach skonk seller?

In this part of the world, an i-di-ot wakes up in the morning,propounds an i-di-otic idea, present it to baboons, baboons orders the zombies, the zombies act based on order and even most time do their job with high level of insanity attached.
How would they intend to just wake up one day and ban commercial busses plying the road.
How do u expect a security guard who gets #35,000 as a salary to get to work when he can not afford to buy a motor-cycle.

[/b]And please correct me if I'm wrong.
Can the sate government ban vehicles on a FEDERAL ROAD?[b]

that third one is whak men, whack

WTF??
Whoa whao whao.....
Men I just can't stop laughing sarcastically.
U are far far better than Bovi an Basket mouth.

blink182: Those called of the Spirit don't just die like fowl, even fowl for dodge that thing.

As much as we may like to believe the world is all physical, there is a bigger spiritual part.

I can't wake up in the morning, commit my day to God then go out to die from an accident. Totally impossible.

Ignorance is not permitted, you are either for God or against Him, there is no middle ground. If you deceive yourself into thinking there is a middle ground then think again.

Make the decision to live and not just exist.

U are an idi-ot of an immeasurable quantity. The man is way beeter than ur pastor. And I can say it clearly that he is even more better than many men of God.
But maybe. Owing to to the fact that u never knew him made u run ur mouth like pipe borne water.
He has helped many peeps not in terms of finance but other aspect.
E.g he helped me by giving me what helped me to where I am currently. Also he give ware to other young guys to go sell and pay him later.
I mean if I were to start saying things that he has done and the legacy that he had lived it will take all day. So stop judging peeps and mind ur own biz coz things might get ugly.

blink182: Those called of the Spirit don't just die like fowl, even fowl for dodge that thing.

As much as we may like to believe the world is all physical, there is a bigger spiritual part.

I can't wake up in the morning, commit my day to God then go out to die from an accident. Totally impossible.

Ignorance is not permitted, you are either for God or against Him, there is no middle ground. If you deceive yourself into thinking there is a middle ground then think again.

Make the decision to live and not just exist.

U are an idi-ot of an immeasurable quantity. The man is way beeter than ur pastor. And I can say it clearly that he is even more better than many men of God.
But maybe. Owing to to the fact that u never knew him made u run ur mouth like pipe borne water.
He has helped many peeps not in terms of finance but other aspect.
E.g he helped me by giving me what helped me to where I am currently. Also he give ware to other young guys to go sell and pay him later.
I mean if I were to start saying things that he has done and the legacy that he had lived it will take all day. So stop judjing peep

ecolime: Do you think dieing gracefully is about knowing how to pray? It's not by your prayers. It's by God's grace. I pray he opens your eyes before it gets to late.

Don't mind the fO_Ol he is thinking with his pen-is he needs some sense.
Don't men of God and pastors die in horrible car crashes?

Please people should stop running their basket mouth like a loose donkey a-s-s and get the fact before they blab.

olumaxi: Dis guy actualy struggled til he died..at 52,i gues he ought to b sittn somwia enjoyin d fruits of his labour..R I P

and what the f-u-ck do u mean by that.?

he was only a victim of circumstances, he has his own house that he built by himself.
He got retrenched from work. And since he has responsibilities, he can't just sit at home.
So stop thinking with ur pen-i-s go get some sense, the naw sell them in trafic

olumaxi: Dis guy actualy struggled til he died..at 52,i gues he ought to b sittn somwia enjoyin d fruits of his labour..R I P

and what the f-u-ck do u mean by that.

he was only a victim of circumstances, he has his own house that he built by himself.
He got retrenched from work. And since he has responsibilities, he can't just sit at home.
So stop thinking with ur pen-i-s go get some sense, the naw sell them in trafic

what the f+*k? is he m-a-d ? must he toll everything?

Jj

Unn

Lk

admission suspension things on ma mind right naw ............

Whaoooooo, so happy for them men.

Mehn i love them all.

^^I thinketh so

Let's hope and pray, hope and pray that God shines his light
in his way and bring him back home safe and sound. Cos the
Nigeria of Today is just nothing to write home about.
You can't even walk the streets or drive by as u wish. #iSMH.

That is what i call being crafty, so they have even deviced a way to evade being detected by drones.
Marafurkaz.

Good day folks, please i would like to know how and where i can
Learn how to program games on higher platforms like Playstation,
X-box et al. Thanks.

How bout SIWES?