AcuraZDX:
Help! Something is growing out of my sister’s mouth. She feels pain, hotness and headache.

Please could this be cancer or just an ordinary inflammation?

Strong antibiotics like augmentin would fix it ...

Do not go to abokis o or risk catching hiv.

It's uvulities ...

Or better still, go to a hospital where dem Sabi wetin dem dey do

Lalasmokelala:
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Bro, nice concept but the interface is ugly ..
Go and fix thst before promoting it upandan... I've registered there and seen it all

OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,
I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee,
I had to create another account because of this issue,
met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.
now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.


lalasticlala
seun

I think she probably doesn't get wet or you're "mr knock-knock, who's that? come in" .... Take time to relax with her and lets see if that works .... u could even ask her if she's wet enough u know, before ....

dawnomike:
I still believe there was never an agreement...

And that's the honest truth ...

Oyindamolah:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MY COUSIN:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?

Talk sense into that your wife's head and send her mother back to her husband's house! Period!

How can u just come and start dictating to me what i do in my own house?

Bro, if u allow this, then great things she will dictate to u via your wife!

Na so mumuism take start! No be everything be juju!

Send your MIL packing!

Its either she learn to maintain her lane or get the 'f' out!

Hosquire:
Please let me know your thoughts

It depends on ...

I'm not sure 5 mil can get u there on study visa o

Topccy007z:
Hello Nairalanders, please can any one tell when exactly the transmission fluid in cars are due for change. Mine has lasted for 18 months already but the transmission still runs smoothly. I majorly do local runnings. Just few short trips.

Its quite easy.

Get a clean white piece of paper, put a drop or 2 on it.

If its still bright pink, its still ok but if its brownish and smells burnt, replace immediately!

Ensure u get the recommended gear oil o!

surebona:
Ok, our relationship was not that serious because I was still bringing up my ex into conversation so she found someone that was willing to marry her, she got married and few weeks later she chatted me up that her man is not capable of getting her pregnant due to complications and that she want me to please help out, that the man agreed to her getting satisfaction outside..

Me confuse o.
Abeg which kind wahala b this one and I no even know weten I wan cap dis bani like dis o.

Baba, free the babe!

Sperm banks dey there if na child she dey find cos these stuffs always backfire later!

Meanwhile, your eye sef no comot for the kpekus .... abi u wan lie?

1 month plus 25% pays for a year .... Fam of three: moi, wife and son

Help2020:

thermobaric weapons captured by Ukrainian? Shey liar Muhammed nan your father ni?

Olodo! Read!

PaNnamdi:

Oga if Putin wan use full force crush Ukraine ehnnn.

All Ukrainian cities for don level to ground by now.

Do u know the thousands of MLRS Russia get? U think say MLRS and Artillery na mate? Russian MLRS can level up Lagos in 3 to 4 hours oga.

Lie Mohammed! Make u dey lie small small na ...,. even the so called thermobaric weapons platforms were all captured by Ukrainian soldiers according to reports and videos seen .... so what?

discojug:
Hello fam, Please I need your advice on my issue; My wife and I got married 5 years ago and she has been unable to get pregnant. We have done all tests, which the doctor confirmed that I am fine but she might have a slight issue. We have tried addressing the issue but still no positive result. The thing is I am getting very impatient and feel very unhappy when I see my friends with their family especially their children...my wife is a good woman and honestly at this point I dont know what to do. I am not getting younger and I would love to have kids while I am still very much active... please kindly advise me on what to do because its becoming embarassing at this point.

Hope the tests u ran aren't being wrongly interpreted?

Sometimes, something like 9 million count for men, which is bad would be passed on as "you're fine" and that couls be a delaying factor cos u need a minimum of 15 to 20 million to impregnate ....

I'll suggest u see a professional gynaecologist who knows what he's doing ..

I can guarantee u, in 6 months your wife would get pregnant if u see the right Pro in that field jare .. not all these play boys running upandan

dawnomike:
I will send him back without notice... If the boys father does not have sense enough to reach out first, at least; his son should have a bit of brain to reach out before coming blindly

Seconded!

I also won't tolerate such nonsense!

alphaNomega:
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You need to identify mosquito breeding sites in your environment and remove them.

Invest in good mosquito nets for your doors and windows

If you must stay outdoors till evening, when mosquitoes are likely to feed, wear protective clothes i.e. long sleeves and trousers

Beremx

Yeah, as if mosquitoes will announce "we are coming for u o at so so and so time" or "we will enter your apartment now"

hspda:
Hey guys, do you want to get the cheapest and durable flash drives and memory cards, get here and contact via WhatsApp. If you reside within Ibadan, delivery will be free at any location within the city.

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sholatech:
True, I and my close friend are both AS. A we battle malaria on monthly basis. we are always told AA are more prone to Malaria. My wife is AA and she rarely have malaria.

Her immune system is probably strong

I'm also AA, O+ and malaria and typhoid are my 2 main issues

Sometimes, it's typhoid we have and think it's malaria so to be very sure, the following tests should be conducted :

1. MP ( Malaria Parasite)
2. Widal ( For typhoid / salmonella )

Jay5mie:
Omoh

Lesson to russia:

Never underestimate your enemy!

SweetJoystick:
In war-time they shouldn't be viewing porn

Haba, you don't know that konji is capable of killing faster than bullet?

... and suddenly, bros don get diabetes wey e no get when he dey share money with hushpuppy

I knew this matter would go this way ....

franchasng:
Put a no fly zone restriction over Ukraine and protect Ukraine air space against air attacks and let them handle ground troops.

This is the best help US and EU can offer Ukraine right now since they can't send in troops.

Watch rare video of Ukraine hospital receiving wounded Russian soldiers https://twitter.com/RussiaUkraineNs/status/1497430091823202304?s=20&t=pfGtxk5U9Q3l556RPmP4NQ

God bless u bro!

If Ukraine had factored in SAM and early warning missile equipment in this war, if would have been a lil bit better!

I just hope the US/NATO aid would include SAM! And also, multi rocket launchers for land based tanks!

citypulseng:
I am planning to retire my three years old Samsung Tab E, which gave me hell in the last one year.

It has a poor memory capacity in terms of RAM. Buying external memory drive also failed to resolve the problem.

A friend suggested I go for Samsung A7 tab as a good gadget for heavy graphic and editorial works, based on the review he watch on YouTube.

Based on your knowledge and tech experience, please can you recommend a good tablet for blogging and graphics?

Get the samsung A10 tab .... usually 3gb ram, 64gb inbuilt ... my wife used it for over a year ... no hitch, no issues at all .... no lagging or whatever ... but the price is what i'm not sure of now cos of the dollar exchange rate

turok:
Please house any idea on what to do about lexus es350 gear with p2714 code?
I need urgent assistance

Read up:

P2714: Pressure Control Solenoid 'D' Performance or Stuck Off OBD-II Trouble Code. A pressure control solenoid is a little spring-loaded device the ECU/TCM uses to control the flow of pressurized transmission fluid inside the valve body to change gears


https://www.transmissionrepaircostguide.com/p2714/#:~:text=II%20Trouble%20Code-,P2714%3A%20Pressure%20Control%20Solenoid%20'D'%20Performance%20or%20Stuck%20Off,valve%20body%20to%20change%20gears.

WhatCanIsay:
Nairaland, in fact every online and offline discussions nowadays are riddled with cases of broken marriages. Young people are getting scared of commitment to the extent that it's now obvious that some people enter marriage with divorce and separation in their front view mirror.

What's really going wrong? Is it the society or the individual?

Most of us have parents that have been married for close to four decades; in all glory, tribulations, comfort, sufferings, joys, sadness and happiness that marriage comes packaged with. Yet still I don't think there is an adult here that doesn't know a friend of his thinking of divorce and even going through with it.

I do believe that the modern society and the modern man (man and woman) is the cause of sordid stories and occurrences in marriage today. Yes we do have irreconcilable circumstances that can actively lead to divorce; example issues of serious deception which invalidates the marriage despite "the words" of marriage been spoken. But most cases of divorces we have today are in my view mostly inconsequential. What we have is mostly cases of disagreement, misunderstanding, he or she doesn't respect me, his or her attitude just changed.

People are no more patient to sit down and talk.

A lot of factors made marriages non-lasting..... one of which is feminism ....

Majorly, a lot of youths who claim to be ready for marriage happen not to schooled and informed enough about what it takes to keep a home ...

Ladies of nowadays want to be married and still be shaking their tiny bumbum upandan with boiz ... while guys now believe you can be married and still be doing "let me give u the koko" to every lady to which the wives would want revenge ...

Who reads relationship and marriage books again?

For where?

Everything na facebook, twitter, instagram with little or nothing to help in training the mind ....

Nevertheless, we have some marriages that are still working sha

And yeah, this silly concept of dating and breaking like 1000 times in a year ...

opico24:
I, Ojo Adeshina Victor want to inform Nigerians and everyone who love justice and the dignity of labour to help in fighting that GTB returns my 1.313,000 which was illegally deducted from my account on 25-01-2022.

Details

1. On 25-01-2022 I checked my email account only to find a mail asking me to suspect a fraudulent transaction. I quickly respond to the mail that I am not authorizing any transaction and will not do so anytime soon.

2. Because I registered with GTB to always receive transaction alerts on my phone and email. I was not bordered since no mail or text came after my response.

3. Upon second thought, on the same day and the same hour that I received the mail, I ran to a nearby GTB bank to inform them only to my staggering surprise that a sum of 1.313, 000 has been deducted from my account without my permission. Till now, no debit mail or text has been sent to me by GTB.

4. I found the handling of my concern by staff of GTB too unconcerned and fraudulent.

5. Until I went a bit mad, my statement of account was not given to me despite several requests.

6. My complaints has not received any serious response. Other than the statement of account which shows that the money was transferred to one Dahiru Muhammad with account number 8501928875 and sporty Internet Limited.

7. Please, Nigerians, home and abroad help at this stage. I noticed also that this kind is fraud is so many but Nigerians are just giving up thinking no justice can come.

8. I believe otherwise.

9. I am at this point open to any move that will help in returning my hard-earned money.

Please, you can contact me on:
08036310861(WhatsApp)
07063470980
ojoadesina60@gmail.com


For record purpose:

I have never and will never place a bet on any platform.

I hardly use POS and has never disclosed my bank details to anyone.

Now that twitter is back, create a big phat scene/trend ... let youths echo the thing make e loud ... i'm sure they will do normal

Dollywood:
I just bought this new LG 32 inches brand new and I realised when I connected my PS4 Hdmi to it and started playing games on it, the picture quality was wack, feels like a lot of contrast and doesn't give me that crystal clear high definition I normally see on other people's TV. I bought the TV 70K.

Please someone should help me out!

I bought mine in 2017 for 82k and has been working top notch since! And its HD!

How to know if u bought a HD tv, copy HD (1280x720) and full HD (1920x1080) movies to a flash drive and play it via the usb "at the store you're buying from" ...

And in your case, carry your PS4 go with your cables and go in the morning so there will be enough time for correct naija craze!

Like someone said, there are a lot of fake LG tvs flying around in the nigerian market ...

CaptalnMitch:
I noticed since a month ago, once I resume work and it gets to around 10am, my Dick starts getting extremely long and hard. So hard my black trousers start to make sounds as if it wants to tear.

I can't stoke it or pet it to please be gentle because of my office space. Dude gets so hard and long I am ashamed to leave my office or stand up from my desk.

It's becoming too often and embarrassing and to top it off, I don't have female colleague in my office
Please who else experiences this. What's the solution, what's the way forward?

Baba, you're doing fine!

And yeah, no be only u dey experience am ... I do while in my office and no be say man dey think of or see yansh o?

Or where did u think that quote came from "life is like a dick .... it just gets hard for no reason"?

tamertery:




This is so helpful but I’m located at abuja, how can i meet up with gazzuz is he a mech or someone that would tell me what to do? Thank you ��

He's on Nairaland sir/ma .... Search the name and check his threads .... He knows his onions ...

tamertery:
Good evening my people, I hope y’all’s are doing well, please my camry 2004 se even aftr fixing both front and back indomie still consumes fuel, someone now told I should eaither work on the fuel asin manipulate in such a way that it doesn’t suck up much fuel or, buy what he sain in his own words (black pump). That it minimises fuel consumption, please how through is this claim

I had this same issue some years ago with that evil called camry and i had to do some research myself, before my kazeem mechos send me packing to my fillage!

The culprit is most likely your ECT = Engine Coolant Temperature sensor!

Its usually beside your temperature gauge sensor close to the input manifold!

When u start your engine in the morning, the ECT tells the brain box that the engine is cold and not yet at operating temperature, hence the need to pump more fuel (Open Loop) inother to warm up the engine .... this usually takes some seconds or few minutes!

The moment the engine reaches the operating temperature, the ECT has finished its work then goes into a Closed Loop, hands off the Long Term Trim and Short Term Trim fuel management to the Oxygen Sensor (O2 sensors) ....

BUUUUUT .... if your ECT is damaged, it will remain in Open Loop and consume outrageous amount of fuel ....

Use your finger to wipe the silencer of your car .... you will have thick black soot there .....

Yeah, your car is ready to send u back to your fillage finally ....

Run checks on your ECT and then if its ok (which i doubt), check your O2 sensors ... be also sure your engine isn't overheating if it is, your ECT will likely be damaged.

In addition, check your MAP sensor (screwed just above your Master Brake Cylinder) might also be faulty!

Contact Gazzuz on Nairaland to help u with these ....