₦airaland Forum

OLULAW:
The students should abduct the VC and other executive officers of the university and lock them up up in those toilets for 24 hours so they get first hand experience of what it feels like.

dre11: "Our problem is not education because when we go to saner climes..."

thank god u said saner climes because where ther are moving from is insane

Blue3k:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-reacts-to-closure-of-nigerian-traders-shops-in-ghana

JBoss25:
aswear see as he update am sharp sharp

KanwuliaExtra:
Absolutely correct.

Old-papa dem dry spoil small-small gal pikins toooooo mush, then small-small gal-pikins go turn to heavy Lagos or Abuja babes.

NL yahoo boys go call dem 'olosho' when dem nor ask dem papa how manyof the small-small pikins dem hellep rape and molest.

Old mamas dey spoil small small man-pikins too ke! But not as musssh as OLD PAPAS DEM. Old mama's wey dey spoil small small pikin go only repeat wetin OLD PAPAS teaaaash dem wen dem small.


Any woman wey spoil. . . . . .NA MAN SPOIL DEM FIRST!

Men! change your ways!

tevinsolt:
Security - Decentralise the Police, given the constitution makes provision for that. Establish a zero-tolerance policy in the Police Force and the Military. This approach is a strategy to eradicate the abuse of power by law enforcement on citizens. Push a bill that allows for a jury of citizens to serve as the balanced check that needed to keep the force accountable. This will reinforce the idea of a government by people in the our democracy.
Nysc - Mandatory 1 year military reserve service for all citizens. Eligible for enrollment by the age of 18 and must be completed by age 35.
Citizen database - for identification

Infrastructure - Leverage the service of the enlisted Nysc members in a Govenrment driven accelerated infrastructural development, obviously cooperation with experts. we'll create 3000 miles of roads and 1500 miles of rail line respectively every year. Increased infrastructural capacity will positively impact investments in logistics and transportation and industrilization.
I'll further deconstruct power distribution, will allow distributors to compete for customers without location restriction.

Education enormous investment in Public schools starting from Elementary all the way up to the University. We'll rennovate our schools, provide adequate supplies for the classrooms, build Federal public Libraries in every capital city.
Open up Federal Universities for international research purposes, sponsor research in Medicines, Science and Technology
Incentivize computer and information technology/science/engineering studies all across the country.

Tourism, allow ease of access for innovative ideas from local start-ups, international brands to launch their businesses. this will be another avenue for job creation creation through small businesses, and possible investment opportunities.

And finally use my execute powers to push for a decentralized federal government, and more independent states, a change to the constitution that will define clearly the rights of persons and institutions and firmly uphold those rights with the necessary checks and balance in place.

lavylilly:
ADVANTAGES OF MARRYING A VIRGIN WOMAN.

1- No STDs

2- Higher chances of faithfulness. One that has defeated fornication, can defeat adultery.

3- You are sure your firstborn is yours. 30% of firstborns in Nigeria belong to other men. Paternity fraud is common with nonvirgins.

4- Unique spiritual bond. There is a unique bond when a husband has sex with his virgin bride, especially if the man is also a virgin. Honeymoon of two virgins(virgin bride + virgin groom) is awesome.

5- A great role model for your kids. Having lived a life of sexual purity, she is in the best position to guide your kids in the right way.

6- Brand-new has a special kind of feeling.

7- You don't want to hear another man launching a single 'I hit her first'.

8- She won't compare you with others. Her only sexual experience is the only one she is having with her husband. Therefore she is contented. Those who are not virgins will compare you with 100 of their exes.

Lumidee007:
Pls who can help me to generate formula for random occurrence?

GamalNasser:
So how is the Vaccine expected to work when a full infection can't create enough antibodies to stall reinfection so hows a docile vaccine strain of infection expected to guarantee that ?

Magnoliaa:
Well, I took water.

I can't sleep

Magnoliaa:
Are you sleeping? Bigot.

Magnoliaa:
W