Mrcritic2:
wify needed to buy some items from the market

And she can't transfer?

Mrcritic2:
I withdrew 12,000 with 3500

What did you do with cash?

People that go to ATM to withdraw large amount of money? What do you want to do with the money that you can't do with transfer?

Many people dont understand the new CBN policy yet

She needs a POS machine.

moshuur:

boss....network dey Bleep gan ooo.

I bought 1000 foodstuff from a woman yesterday evening, I did transfer to her gt bank.
could u believe that she did not see d alert for a very long time...we checked d bank app, d money did not reflect.
las las, she just asked for my name and asked for my phone number that I can go after waiting for long.

Assuming I bought like 5,000 worth, she won't let me go ooo.

only God knows how many hours I would have spent there.

This country is bleeped

Many people don't understand the new CBN policy yet. Lol. They think the government wants them to swap old notes with new ones. NO!! The government wants a cashless system. The old notes will the removed while a SMALL amount of new notes will be injected into the economy. Also more 'small currencies' (10, 20, 50 and 100) will be made available via bank withdrawals.
Keep wasting your energy, time and money looking for new 1000, 500 notes and 200. When you tire you will stop. Or after you exhaust the one you have, spend more money searching again and the cycle continues until common sense finally enter your head.

MaDaRa01:
As the scarcity of new notes keep increasing. The pos operator have hiked up the charges for withdrawal.

To withdraw 10k is 1k. Thats 10%. The pos man brought 7mil(new mint notes and 100 notes) yesterday morning and by evening all have been withdrawn, making more than 500k profit that day.

Na lie.

That one go get family members wey dey suffer better suffer oh

PerfectStranger:

Dey don give una new emoji, una go loiter the whole comment section anyhow 🤣

🙂

These things were created to control your life. Andmess with your data

Next time find a football commentary job.

Romanoff:
Dude will never learn.

Still the same type of plastic white women who will strip him of all he's ever had.

Poor people always think they know better. Lol

It's show biz baby

With taxpayers money? Or his money because I don't understand that statement

I will never allow someone like this to give me injection.

AmazonTopaz:

Brazil suppose enter.

God abeg oo make France do Germany 2014 again

People wey Morocco go win

walosky:
Pls someone should help and clarify me on this Ukraine Russia war.


Russia has been bombarding Ukrainian cities by air, mortars, drones and etc then my question is why has Ukraine not taking the war to Russian cities abi does the war forbids their aircrafts flying to the Russian airspace and bombard their cities as well?

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You want make dem kukuma clear Ukraine from the earth.

Dialpad:
Business is not really for everyone. Let's all understand that fact.

I left a job that paid me over $20k monthly .... relocated to Nigeria...

Was not 100% sure of what to do but I carried my stuff and left .

No single regrets ....

$20k monthly? That’s $240k annually.
Wetin you be? Abi nah cruise you Dey catch?

PlayMaker14:
I don't really know what happened to this guy, he is now behaving like a mentally unstable man.... Always looking sad.


Not his fan though, but I pray he returns to sanity.

You know nothing about Kanye west. Lol. Everything you need to know about him is in his music - all albums, (starting from ‘college drop out to Donda’) start from there. Sadly you don't listen and even if you do you won't comprehend so many things because your IQ fit be ‘sorry’ lol you’d rather read rubbish on the media. THE MEDIA IS NOT A REAL PLACE.
You dey use social media dey judge my nigga. Someone that is sailing very strong. You can never understand him. Him and musk are out of this world. Geniuses! He may have made some awful comments, yeah but Just focus on what you know.

madridguy:
Many of them are facing the reality now but shame won't allow them to come back to Nigeria.

What is the reality? Care to explain?

Sweetmaama:

'Yo fish'. I just love your phrase, i am already using it with my kids. I know you have a good heart, please i need your assistance, no matter how little. At this stage in Nigeria, food is the most important thing. Help a brother, please.

Yo fish’, abeg if dat man help you make dem reason my corner too. Hunger dey.

BloomingDale:


They teach them practicals they can use in life right from when they are little. They only go to the university for professional courses like law, medicine, etc.

Go to YouTube you will basically see them building their own houses, repairing their own toilet, building their own sewage system, wiring their own houses, setting up their own solar panels, farming etc without any prior experience. How many ordinary Nigerians can do that?

Only the black man goes to the university to study useless courses that serves no purpose after graduating.

Thank you my brother you just summarized everything. Nah Nigeria here people dey use BSc hype themselves anyhow. With zero skill. They are not even handy at home. Carry paper and rubbish cv dey waka-about dey find 60k work. Lol

We put too much relevance in University education more than EDUCATION itself.

Munamoqel:
why are oyinbos not piling up degrees ? This the unanswered question

Same in the USA. College degree is not a big deal for many of them.

Calibrator:
When you understand human nature to an extent then human behavioural patterns like this stops surprising you.

True!

advanceDNA:
Go and tell that to women that get cars, houses, and millions tgey ddnt work for after marriage...

If u marry [b]strategically.....u go know say marriage na acheivement......

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I like that.

sukkot:
There used to be a time wheN the UK was very sweet. i would not even lie to you and that era was the pre- internet days. you see the beauty of the UK back theN was that

1 The world was not yet commercialized. it was strictly about culture and fun aNd having a great time. nobody was worried about money or making lots of it because everything was cheap. and also back in those days you could find like five of us naija guys sharing a flat and it was just fun and party all throughout and like all of us were british citizens back then ( yeah those who used to come pre-internet were mostly british citizens ) so we used to get all kinds of benefits so we didnt really have bills lol. just party life

2 Also what made the UK sweet back then was because there was no internet to tell you what it looked like, so you enjoyed it so much more because its like you are stepping into a world that you have never experienced before. there were no pictures of what to expect and so it wasnt cheapened ( no see finish ). it was all a mystery. now everything is on the internet

3 The caliber of naijas in the uk back then was quality guys and girls. now na every tom dick and harry oooo lol

4 Also the fact that the nigerian market was not open back then and so there was no uk goods in naija and so when we went to naija with our uk clothes everyone looked at us like celebrities. like peoppple would be admiring your uk baffs. of course today there is even no need to go to the uk because everything in the uk can be bought in nigeria now so that aspect of it has also being cheapened. like there are levis and nikes and every shop in the uk in any mall in naija now. like you can be in naija and baff better than someone in the uk now. and so there is no need to go to the uk again. Just buy your baffs in naija and flex

5 Like i said earlier the uk was not commercialized heavily back then but now its all about money. now they can even tax you for the air you breath if they can get away with it. its like the fun has been sucked out of the country and it is now all about survival

6 It has become overpopulated by immigrants from all over the world. its like that unique britishness has being lost.

AND SO BROTHER THE UK WAS ONCE A SWEET PLACE BUT ITS NOW A SHITTY PLACE. LOL. I NEED TO TURN THIS INTO A THREAD LOL AND SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION BRO THERE IS NO POINT IN BEING IN THE UK AGAIN IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO LIVE WELL IN NAIJA BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS IN NAIJA. EVERYTHING THAT IS IN THE UK IS IN NAIJA EVEN KFC AND DOMINOS AND NIKE AND APPLE AND POSCHE AND SKETCHERS ETC ETC ETC . SO IF YOU CAN DEVISE A WAY TO EARN POUNDS IN NAIJA, ITS THE PLACE TO BE

You said it all with the last line. JUST DEVISE A WAY TO EARN IN DOLLARS HERE IN NAIJA. IT BECOMES THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE IF YOU ARE WISE.

Mild5:
That's very unnecessary, but I don't understand why we do that

I noticed many people don’t do that nowadays. Probably because of the effect of Buhari regime, not that they don’t want to.

Slave master go pay homage to slave merchant.

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A social media content creator just declared he'll vote for Peter Obi.

lhordspy:
Those ignorant kids commenting above me think it is normal 'Ekuke - 404' (local dog) he is talking about.

Everybody na thief to them. Ignorance is surely a disease.

A normal trained sniffer dog cost almost $30,000 , talkmore of a highly trained one with many training certified certificate in upgraded device detections, nacortic sniffing, general surveillance and area clearing.

To ask for the service of a sniffer dog for area clearing just for an hour only - it cost upto $600

The highest form of ignorance is criticising what you dont know about.

I like this guy.

See how the mom fine. Without any rubbish make up