RoadMozart:
I remember the first time I cried over a b*be. Was in my first year in Uni. Met this girl from Sango Ota. She was so beautiful, fair. Shortly after we started dating. She was so responsible at first before I discovered that most girls have fish brains and the rest have no brains at all. I was not a Yahoo boi but I wasn't broke. She broke up with me after six months.

I was pained but when I cried was when I discovered that she left me for my friend that was a Yahoo boi. No be say the guy get money ooo. I still get money pass the guy.

I cried cos she didn't understand my simple lifestyle. I even started sleeptalking calling her name in my sleep

you dodged a bullet. Lol

savcy:
I overheard a story last week of a high ranking employee of NDPR relocating abroad to go work in elderly people's home. Kai! Una get mind no worry. Person get money to live for Gulf estate, PH, or one of theses fancy locations, and to buy better car. E abandon all only to dey work for elderly people's home for yankee... Tueh! I no fit. I go instead enroll my children for boarding school there, then dey visit periodically.

lol. When I go make money for this country ehn, Igo live for this country like Yankee, my neighbour sef nor go know

triple996:
it's people with no meaning in life that goes to mountain Everest to "conquer themselves and their worst fear". This simply means u have too much money and time to the extended that you don't know how to spend it.

I'm still waiting for someone to explain the meaning of life sha. The reason why we are here

telim:
Dating for long does mean the marriage will last. My dad and mum only knew themselves for few days before they got married at a young age. They have being together for over 40 years without any headache.

Did you say without anyvheadache? Lol. You don't mean it

MrBrownJay1:
a DESPERATE person thinking about their body clock AND wanting to have a legitimate child (aka while being married) wont use their brain, thus why many women rush for marriage at a certain age, with any donkey whatsoever.

e say nah donkey.lol

Sammy101111:
From my experience career lady
Always have one sugar daddy lowkey
They surly usually have suggar daddy sponsor.

If career lady richer than you manage to date you bro she loves your Di(k simple not you bro

But she loves the sugar daddy with big money

No bashing sharing true story here

You get better sense.

Do you know what is 11million dollar cash? Lol

nams77:

Once we are ready I will reach out. Putting finishing touch

Okay
09167656695

nams77:

Are you into tech?
Can you train people

Yes.
Graphics Design
Data analytics (Excel, Power Bi, SQL, still Learning R)
I can teach

nams77:

You are so funny. There is a job in the end

Tag me along bro

Two miscreants. Lol

Wetin e mean?

I don't wanna talk about it.. I feel like crying already.

The bully later became a thief and he was caught and burnt to death. Sad fate.

Beans

Lol. Marriage. Go and do something with your life abeg. There are more important things

20k to 60k
Depends on how pocket be.

Yahoo tech. Lol

Ransomware:
Rule 1: Money and Family don't mix, like 2 dicks
Rule 2: A Nigerian will scam you, the level of scam may differ according to conscience but they will scam you
Rule 3: If you want to do something in Nigeria, do it yourself, all those in starch clothes circling you are not people they are vultures
Rule 4: Never lend anyone in Nigeria money. If you want to help simply give them the money and forget about it
Rule 5: Always know that all stories are exaggerated to get your sympathy and eventually fleece money from you.
Rule 6: Please know that this is an accepted way of life in Nigeria, so crying and wailing will not solve the problem. even your father will tell you to forgive and go hustle some more

you see that number 2, take it serious and always mount your guard

What happens to 'Charity begins at home?'

Farfalla:


You don't get it.

lol. I get it now

Farfalla:


What do you need LOVE and FEELINGS for ?
LOGIC is all you need.

You can't follow an average young Nigerian girl with logic. It won't work. You have to bend or pretend to be foolish

Moh247:
It's weird you keep count of Olosho... I know of a man and a responsible one at home who got major road contracts under Aregbesola and Ajimobi

My friend's father is his friend and club member and my friend is his PA

No hyping, but this man must have fvcked over a thousand Olosho

He never sleeps alone and never has an idle time not working or with his family or banging olosho

I was waiting for this comment. From what I have seen, 155 is a small number. Lol. Some men dey run 600+

Icuib4cu:
Omor Nigeria tire me, here for Warri inside the same street, price ranges from (1700-1900) oil rich city indeed.

Lol. Warri dey live standards wey dem nor be. Rubbish place. Fraudsters just spoil the place finish

ProfGday:
Start a business,nurture it to the highest peak. Your sons and daughter will thank you for leaving something worth inheriting behind.

Your PhDs cannot do that.

All the same,congrats to the Oviosuns

I was looking for this comment. Nice one.

Adebisi0070:
Good Day N'Ls..
Finally, I fixed the bike I bought last week. Driving my okada today and I was able to raise about 3k!

While riding under the hot sun, I was flagged down by this tall well looking, fair guy.. He told me his location and we agreed for transfer, he's to pay me 200 naira.

While on trans, he told me we should branch an eatery, he needs to get something for himself.

Baba went inside after I packed the bike, came out with 3 meatpile.

All of a sudden, He gave me 1meat-pie! Claiming he loves the way I drive.

We got to our destination, immediately a boy of about 10years+ came to him and whispered something to him, immediately he became uncomfortable.

He asked me to give him 2k cash that he'll transfer it to me with my okada money and that it's a matter of life and death.

I gave this guy and he ran into a compound, though he told me he'll be back in right now.

I'm still there and is more than an hour and bros is no where to be found.

I'm at home now thinking about my loss of 2500, this life sha..

Free things kill. That's how I lost my phone because of ordinary keke free lift. Lol

My father has lived more days on earth than Elon musk. Lol

Under 3.5

Lol. this people nor rate nigerians at all

Ah! Just now just now

Nor even think of it.
Don't ever! You will end up Insane.

-- As a woman ages, her capacity to attract a top-tier mate decreases, as a man ages, his capacity to attract a top-tier mate increases. In the relationship game women are smarter than men, for they settle as their value is dropping whilst men will settle as their value continues to rise.

This one LOUD!