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@Mod. Front page pls....

Since July, Etisalat has been flooding my inbox with the text message that reads,

"Thousands of Nigerians have won Smart Phones & Dual SIM phones. Keep recharging to stand a chance to WIN urs every 5 minutes this July".

In interpretation, it means that over 8900 phones would be won only on the month of July, considering the no of 5mins we have in a month.

Are they for real, or are they just enticing us to keep recharging our phones.

Whats ur take on the matter

Any witness in the house

bini girl: “My dowry was paid to my mother in-law who has since passed on in Botswana,” Kaundula says.
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Imagine, the twins even paid his dowry. So who is marrying who now

Nice action by the youths of kaduna. If such action would be replicated continously, I think the BH guys would have to think twice before they take actions.

Abia -place of birth.
Imo -training tour/competition
Enugu -training tour cycling
Anambra -training tour cyc.
Delta -traning tour cyc.
Edo -training tour cyc.
Riverstate -training tour/ N.Spts Festival. Cyc.
Cross riverstate -training tour/ competition cyc.
Akwaibom -training tour cyc.
Bayelsa -PUME
Ogun -N.Spts festival cyc.
Oyo -NUGA.
Kwara -youth fun U.14 FBall.
Lagos -just visit
Adamawa -NYSC
(15) + Abuja -youth fun U.14 Fball

On my mind
Agidi-mgba

Danka7777: Are you African/black? Cos your penis should naturally enlarged

Yes I am, and does the African/Black thing has anything to do wit its natural enlargement.

Gabbysky: Let us do to them what we have done to DSTV, all in favour say 'AYE!"...
whoever still pays DSTV subscription in NIgeria needs a huge lesson BIG TIME!!

some of us are seriously experimenting ways of getting back at MTN the same way we hav done to DSTV,
if dem like make dem no change now>>>

Pls, wat did You guyz do to DSTV. Cuz I still pay for subscription..

Any drug/solution for the guys who wants their p+n+s enlarged

vanstanzy: Enof of all this BU.TT/ HIP worship let's talk something else.

S.E.C.O.N.D.E.D

ndidibabe: I can't sleep. I have been thinking about my career.

I feel you, like wise myself. The career issue have been on my mind heavily since last night.

Lie lie... Not even money...
Na brainwashing dey cause am.

defbond1: That is T H E M O S T E X P E N S I V E C A R I N T H E W O R L D!
No insurance company has been able to insure that car in the UK. Last time it was exhibited on MPH it was kept within a fenced barrier. Cos the insurers wouldn't insure it cos of its price. .
But it's on ur streets in NigeriA. Yet there are several millions of people who will go to bed tonight without food in that same country
Sadly,, that's their dinner being driven around by one person.
There are people who will die on the motorways cos of its poor state, unfortunately that's their means to a good road being driven by one person.
Several other people will die of illness. painfully, that's their access to good health being driven by one person
Some other people will see that car and worship/ respect/ envy whoever is driving the car, ironically, that's there future and the future of millions being wasted by one person.
A young man said on naira land weeks ago after the plane crash and I quote. " we nigerians are fools, everyone of us, even me".
I must confess that statement brought a tear to my face.
Nigerians keep looking on and your children's futures are being mortgaged and driven about town in a car.
Well done Nigeria. I'm glad I'm out but I still love that nation and my heart bleeds when I see these things.
All the best Nigerians. One day you will fight for what belongs to you

JESUS CHRIST! You gotta be kidding me. The most expensive in the WORLD

Pls can someone remind me the prize of dat vehicle (bugatti veyron) before I cast my jugdement. Oh sorry, I mean comment.

Then You must be my INLAW, cuz am married to the Younger sister of Your Girlfriend, E6.

I LOVE her with PASSION.

I celebrate
wit U Dbanj.
May God do
likewise for me....
Amen.

"You look nervous" (rambo)= Expendables.
"all these American disease"= Expendables

"Its not polite to stare"= Hitman.

"are you punking me"
"jesus christ, you gotta be kidding me" =Daddy's Little Girls.

Its quite unfortunate, I feel for her. Just hope thesame fate would note befall her sister, Serena.

Maybe the law of diminishing return is setting in.

teemac01: WHO KEEPS ASKING THESE TYPE OF DUMB QUESTIONS.AND THE MODERATOR TOO,FOOLISHLY PUTS IT ON THE FRONT PAGE.I MEAN,DONT WE HAVE BETTER TOPICS,THAT NEEDS THE SPACE...JUST MY OPINION OOO.[size=8pt][/size]

Just noticed ur presence... Guess u are happy now....

Y not. Most often we do it together, and at the end we are very happy with each other. It makes her even want to do more for me.
Cuz she love the hell out of me for showing dat little care.

I think the best way to make a girl love you, is to make yourself exeptional. Do to her what other guys cant as a result of pride and ego.
By so doing, she can die for you out of love.

Wat if U 're involved in a natural disaster, dat inflicts pain on U. Automatically, your happiness is stolen away.

So wat do U make out of it?

Because You people(girls) sap our energy, thereby living us miserable on the field of play.

Billyonaire: I hate sports

I guess you are refering to football and not the beautiful game of TENNIS.

Pls go look for solution to your problem, cuz I know you definately have one.

What is the essence of an AUTOPSY on Dana Crash Victims when we already know the cause of their death?
www.nairaland.com/956806/essence-autopsy-dana-crash-victims

Among those named in the 56-page lawsuit
are Chicago-based Boeing Co., which bought
the McDonnell-Douglas manufacturer of the
plane, and Connecticut-based engine-maker
Pratt & Whitney.

56-pages, I guess dat should be enough to make a "Novel" . Wat could he possibly be writing?

Am watching my own French Open on Nairaland. Kudos to You guyz. Keep up the updates.

MASHA all the Way.
RAFA for Ever.

Lagos State govt insists on autopsy.
Meanwhile, the Management of the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, LASUTH has released a list of 29 victims that have been identified by their relatives even as relations of victims who thronged Hospital mortuary for possible collection of the bodies may not claim their corpses until autopsy is carried out on them according to Lagos State coroner law.
Vanguard gathered that 14 out of the 43 bodies at the hospital’s mortuary were yet to be identified by their relatives. Unfortunately, though the relations of the victims who have identified their dead relations corpses are becoming impatient asking authorities of the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, LASUTH, when they will eventually take the corpses of their dead, the answer has been that they should exercise patience. As the clamour to take away identified corpses continued yesterday at LASUTH morgue, Chief Medical Director, LASUTH, Prof Wale Oke told impatient relations of the dead, “already we have started doing the autopsy today, and we are going to do at least 12 autopsies per day”. As at 2 pm yesterday, Prof. John Obafunwa, consultant Pathologist and Forensic Medicine and Vice Chancellor, Lagos State University, LASU, led seven other pathologists to commence authopsy on the corpses.

An autopsy—also known as a post-mortem examination—is a highly specialized surgical procedure that consists of a thorough examination of a corpse to determine the cause and manner of death and to evaluate any disease or injury that may be present. It is usually performed by a specialized medical doctor called a pathologist.

The Question here is this, What is the essence of an Autopsy on Dana Crash Victims, since we already know the cause of their Death.

Am not playing any for now, but would like to learn Guiter(bass). Can someone pls tell me how long it would take one to learn Guiter?

murtalaa: who are these moderators for god's sake? other more important topics are begging to be on the frontpage, please. There is a thread for NNPC/DPR job seekers whose recruitment hangs on the balance despite being kept on edge for two years. Such are the kind of topics you expect to see on the frontpage not this kind of trash posted by whiteman wannabes. Who gives a shiit about french open this side of the globe.

You are the most jobless fool I hv seen recently on NL. If You dont have any business with Tennis, why dont you ignore the post and go ur way, than stay around and make some useless, senseless and stupid comments.
"Better be careful"

co2: Finally Abiola remembered am so glad

I think he has been remainbered before. +M.K.O ABIOLA STATIUM+
In Abeokuta , Ogun State