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Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by Billyddude: 1:22pm On Jun 22, 2020
NadiaR:


Ok....now I get but stilk don't know what the money deducted by NIRSAL for

I got 186k instead of 200
grin angry


U can call it there own percentage .if u borrow airtime from mtn,they collect thier own %.
Family / Re: Why Do Most Father's Receive Less From Their Children by Billyddude: 2:18am On Jun 22, 2020
MrHighSea:
Good topic.

1. U com back after hustle to beat ur wife in front of ur <8 yrs old, ur hustle is null n void.

2. Children run wen u com back n u pride urself dt dy respect u. Environment bcms tensed with ur presense. Ur presence at home is toxic.

3. U refuse to listen to those little kids. Be forming macho.

4. U can never tell ur kids "I'm sorry", " Daddy care", "surprise visit at schools". Do sth to improve their self esteem. Not beating/shout at them in the presence of everyone.

5. As the eldest, If ur sublings can't comfortably discuss " uncomfortable" topics with u, na so e dy start.

6. Within 9 months u can be a Father, u need to create friendship to really that win Kiddo's heart.

7. Show love to mum n grandma. Simple, just tease n hug them for 5seconds once in 2years,make everybody see, lol. TREAT THE WOMEN RIGHT. Why? Once the kids know the source of mum's happiness is Dad, my guy u don blow. Its a subconscious thing.

8. I'm describing my late grandpa. Grandma joined him within 3months. Both farmers. They were in love. They quarreled. Argued. Introverted man with fans. Kids loved him esp after beating them, lol.

Na so I com back work, my neighbour 6yrs old pikin who was scratching is father's car see me run, other innocent kids run join, i pursue am enta dia house, i warn am, beg am, make e no dy run wen im see me biko. Lil dude is abt studying wat i studied. I've a friend in him.

Little little things. Create healthy bond when they're young.

I've seen a man stay alonebin a duplex while three of his kids stay in a flooded 2bd room flat with their Mum. Mum dt z not earning much. Two kids r earning little. None cares abt the man n his properties. I followed them closely.

9. Kneel down, pray for them, not urself. How will sm1 be selfish with prayers. Even if ur a gangster/Atheist just wish them good audibly, there z always a paradigm shift.

10. Create fun memories, carry laptop enta him room for Saturday night, watch comedy skits with him, let him handle the mouse. Very cheap n deep fun. You'll bcm dt guyman uncle of his/hers.

11. Once a year have a papa n pikin time with him, sth impromptu, ask him questions, make him express himself. Go n get juice, dnt send him.o
Pour for him. Treat him like a lord.

Let the foundation be solid, whatever happens later no go too shake their perception.




God bless you..

Best piece of advice on nairaland for the year 2020.
Romance / Re: I'm Thinking Of Employing House Maid And Gateman by Billyddude: 1:36am On Jun 22, 2020
I need the job sir..

I can drive.
I can cook.
I can do security.

My work details will include
Opening & closing gates
Washing and cleaning your cars
Keeping the compound tidy at all times.
Driving you(if you want)
Running errands


If you can up the salary scale..

I don't steal .
Business / Re: CBN’s N50bn COVID-19 Fund Disbursement Begins Thursday by Billyddude: 3:19pm On Jun 21, 2020
KingsArome:
Till date, no reply, no news, no update. Everybody dey give their self answers, everybody sabi this nd that regarding banking system while some have been scammed by modifications of their account using the BVN they posted on different social media, sites, phishing links and sending it to strangers who claim they are call centre agent. But still nobody done receive credit alert while NIRSAL/CBN don't care. Even the so call people in their branch don't know what is going on.

Make una better remove una mind for this thing before una die join.
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Romance / Re: There's An Olosho Pandemic In This Country. by Billyddude: 3:00pm On Jun 21, 2020
cooooooks:
It is not a majority of Nigerian ladies who are oloshos.

STOP. GOING. AFTER. OLOSHOS. Go for the non oloshos who are everywhere.
grin grin grin

Story

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Crime / Re: LUTH Reacts To 18-Year-Old Sales Girl Raped By Dispatcher by Billyddude: 4:37pm On Jun 06, 2020
oluwamile:
Luth this luth that,sometimes things are way beyond there control,u guys don't know hw police do come to harass us here as regards treating gun victims and sensitive issues like ds rape without getting approval from them,so let us not be quick to judge
Although the management is nothing to write home about
I remember Mr ibu's case,he brought his son for treatment,Drs couldn't attend to his son quickly,so before a Dr could come by,the child was already in coma,wen they took the child to theatre, they needed to operate him,light no dey,we requested for gen to be put on,we didn't see generator man,they said generator man go chop,after sometime he came back,oga out on gen,he said diesel no dey,Mr ibu took it upon himself to get diesel for us nearby,put on gen,by then the child was already struggling to live
The child died,and I felt so sad for Me ibu,He was still mourning his loss wen a consultant worked in and went to meet ibu and requested for his sons body to be used as pratical for medical students,he was furious and visibly angry,he almost raised down luth that day,luth is stupid no doubt



Failed luth ,failed health sector failed country
.,failed system

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Romance / Re: Many Women Post Their Sexy Twerking Videos On Twitter. Users React [watch Video] by Billyddude: 3:21pm On Jun 06, 2020
BlueAir:
Damn bittches. And they will later come out as say "we aren't sex objects"?


Me ,you ,them and buhari know they RE sex objects. grin
Romance / Re: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by Billyddude: 3:15pm On Jun 06, 2020
Nonsoboy4life:
I will be straight to the point ...
My girlfriend of 3 years came to stay with me during this period of lockdown. She's been here for almost 2 months and I noticed she had changed completely from whom she used to be. She came all the way from Awka to Lagos because their work place is closed because of the pandemic.
These are the changes that made me to start suspecting her:
(1)we usually have intimacy as soon as we meet because we always stay for sometime before seeing each other, but this time around she vehemently refused and said later, someone who used to bump on me for that
(2) she started answering strange calls and even video calls
(3) she cared less about me and what happens in the house..she kept burning my food and infuriating me, something that never happened before
(4)She now said she has lossed the zeal for intimacy and we could stay up to two weeks before intimacy

Because of all these I was finding out how I can spy her phone because it is passworded...so I luckily saw when she imputed her password and noted it.She sleeps late normally and wakes late too.So I had to wake up one early morning before her and what I saw shocked me..My gal has been having sex with one guy like that severally and even receiving head from him(lol)..I don't even know whether I'm now the side niggar or not..I took screenshot of the whole thing but I have not shown it to her yet...I don't want to tell her anything, but she suspected I might have found out and has started talking nicely lately..How she might have guessed I have found out was because she wanted to go much later while I now encourage her to leave earlier, she's surprised at that...is been three days since I found out but I'm just tolerating her and waiting for her to go..This is a gal I looked up to getting married to but is all over. I will wait for her to get back to her location safely and sound before revealing it to her.
Thanks for reading embarassed
angry grin grin


And ur shocked and suprised....that's a typical naija girl for u ,,fall in love at ur own peril.
Romance / Re: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by Billyddude: 3:10pm On Jun 06, 2020
simplepee:
I run from any girl or guy who is too churchy. They are the worst set of people in Nigeria. Argue with your phone.
grin angry angry angry u sabi them.
Romance / Re: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by Billyddude: 3:08pm On Jun 06, 2020
OritaIbadan:
I employed this 21years old lady last year as a sales rep. At resumption to work she appeard so decent and godly always With her Bible and Sunday school manual. I was really impressed by her spiritual and respectful nature. This made me treat her different from others. I buy her things and sometimes gives her money and always discuss her good life style with my wife. But what amazed me was that my wife was so indifferent about her each time I discuss her my wife will quickly change the topic. I thought, well woman with their naughty behavior towards other women.
Fast forward to June first this year her phone was stolen and I have a phone in office that I allow them access to incase their phone is off I can easily reach them through it. This faithful day, I tried to access my Facebook account using the office phone and found out that this same lady had used it but forget to logout. Well, I knew it was wrong to check her inbox but all the same I did.
After checking her inbox I couldn't sleep all night. I found out that she is having unprotected sex with 5guys each guy per Sunday and she just did an abortion March this year the very day she told me that she was sick and can't make it to work and she wasn't sure who among the guys that impregnated her. I also found out that she had missed her period again and trying to hang it on one of the boys. The amazing thing is that non of these guys suspects her, they all believe she is a faithful girl friend.
I have thought of relieving her of her job, but my wife is asking me what should I give as reasons. But the truth is that I had never winessed such a wayward life before. If I pretend as though I know nothing she will eventually commit another abortion and continue with such life which is very dangerous at her age. What if she is my own daughter? Please I want the mode to push this to the front page. I want to seek others opnion about it



Allow d girl share Her to to jare,,,so far she doesn't steal from u or take her sales job serious ,it shouldn't be enough reason to sack...


Or you sit her down one on one and talk to her with out scolding..

Even some pastors wey dey preach for alter do worst..
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Billyddude: 6:44pm On Jun 05, 2020
eyinola:
Lol...so i got my first request this evening, i was even sleeping, na so rider tell me location voom i try to locate before i reach rider don cancel.....chai my first ever request on ehailing got cancelled cry undecided grin angry
grin grin grin

Since today ur yet to get ur first request..
Travel / Re: Photos Of Sonderborg Denmark by Billyddude: 4:26pm On Jun 05, 2020
themaestro08:


And you know the irony? The people living in lekki, banana island, Asokoro, maitama and all the rest if the affluent neighborhoods we have in Nigeria don't even make up to 0.5% of our total population.
grin grin grin grin grin angry
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Billyddude: 1:53pm On Jun 05, 2020
Who is into car delivery business here??I mean getting paid to deliver cars ..eg from lag to the east or Abuja.
Travel / Re: Photos Of Sonderborg Denmark by Billyddude: 1:42pm On Jun 05, 2020
livebyday:
Nigeria is a mess

Lagos is a dirty filthy over crowded slum

Abuja is a very hot concrete jungle


Bad leadership has ruined Nigeria
...some people go dey deceive dem selves dey shout lekki lekki
Politics / Re: Sorry To Say, The Nigerian Government Is Better Than The Nigerian People by Billyddude: 1:30pm On Jun 05, 2020
esanmantruth:
I agreed with this op because, we need to change our heart and ways. Imagine a Nigerian man in abroad helping someone to Oman or Dubai for work knowing too well yuh are going for slavering but still be shouting for you to pay him complete and you call it business. Imagine world bank accept to give us grant but men hijack it and write the names of their unborn child just to save and steal more money. Imagine someone white man or woman show pity in a abroad and decided to help only to be planning the untimely death of the white boss. Just black mind. We need human heart change not government change


So this world bank grant of a thing is real??I get one relation wey dey always believe say him dey expect millions from d grant and I keep telling him not to get high bp if d thing later turn out to be scam
Politics / Re: Sorry To Say, The Nigerian Government Is Better Than The Nigerian People by Billyddude: 1:24pm On Jun 05, 2020
Studyinchina200:
Most Nigerians are wicked people.
angry grin grin. Then they hide inside religion with thier wicked ness.
Romance / Re: Yoruba Lady Shares Her Ordeal Meeting The Igbo Parents Of The Love Of Her Life. by Billyddude: 12:50pm On Jun 05, 2020
grin grin grin. They have told u to leave their son,but the boy's good ol sweet diick no go let u reason with ur brain and move on.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Billyddude: 11:30am On Jun 05, 2020
tolulope2021:


I'm not a fan of movies but since we don't have interesting series out there for now, I was forced to watch 2 out of these lists.

I just finished watching "escape from Pretoria and papillon" . Very interesting movie.. I couldn't find "heist". Please which site can I download it from?

Also, if you have seen other interesting movies... Let me know.
. Check toxic wap.com
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Mum The Truth Or Not ? by Billyddude: 4:45pm On Jun 04, 2020
daboy18:
Sorry I created this account because I have been following this forum as a guest. Something has been bothering me. I am a boy of 18 yers last year I travelled from ekiti to Abuja to visit my uncle it was my first time to go to Abuja , I was very excited and couldn’t wait to see the place myself because I was getting jealous of my parents and older siblings talking about the place after visiting my uncle. My uncle was aware of my arrival because he paid for my transport fare. On my way to his place we was chatting via Facebook messenger he told me that he was busy at work and he will be home late but his wife and kids are at home they will take care of me . After a long journey i
Arrive safely to his house it was around 7 in the evening , I knocked and a man came a security guy , I introduced myself but the guy refuse to allow me to go inside. He locked me out, i taught maybe I was in the wrong house but when I took my diary to check the address again and it was correct , I just don’t know why he refuse to allow me inside , I don’t know if it was his wife who told him not to , I was confuse , I was tired , hungry my last meal was 2 in the afternoon and desperately needed to use toilet my head was spinning and hurting me bad . My phone was dead low battery and I couldn’t call my uncle to inform him of what was happening , I was in tears because I didn’t know what else to do , in a big city like Abuja and the only people I knows abandon me. Because it was dark and people were not passing around , i desperately needed toilet I had to pee outside there compound and I sat there with my luggage for almost long time then the guy came again and opened the door and ask me to follow him. He took me inside the house where my uncle’s wife and another wife I didn’t know who she was were watching tv , I greeted them and his wife said why I can’t I phone her to let her know that I was outside , I explained that my battery was dead but she wasn’t interested , she then asked her maid to show me the room and the bathroom so I could have my bath. I was very angry my entire body was shaking , I wanted to ask her if I could eat first but I was shy to ask and I went and had my bath and all I could think of was foods. I taught after my bath I will go downstairs and my food will be ready of which I went downstairs to eat and my uncle was also back , I greeted him then he went to have his bath while the maid was preparing food for me , I taught it was for both of us but I was wrong, few mins later his wife told me to go sleep because I had a long tiring day I should rest. I obeyed but deep in me I was like how could this woman be this wicked , first of al she locked me outside for 2 hours and again she deprived me of food , i was in tears again I am a boy but I very emotional, I cry anytime I am pained . I went to bed angry something I never did before even taught my parents are not rich but we never sleep angry. I cried a lot that night I soaked my pillow with tears and I just couldn’t wait for sun to come so I could eat. In the morning I woke up very early but I had to wait for my cousins to wake so we could all eat together and we had a great breakfast together with both parents but what I noticed for one week I had spend with them is his wife only treated me well when my uncle was around and when is not around is hell. She wouldn’t let me eat in the same table with her kids or touched her children PlayStation games , she will keep my cousins away from me , I will be all alone but I have never told my uncle anything because I don’t want to cause problems. Till now I have also never had told my parents about what his wife did to me. My mum is a no nonsense woman if I told her she would have go all the way to Abuja to fight her so I decided to keep it to myself. The issue on ground is my mum want my 14 years old little sister to go and live with my uncle so my uncle could train her but I don’t like the idea because his wife will abuse her the same way she did with me , mine was only for a week it was hell and what about my sister who will be with them for years , I am scared that She will die of anger and I will not see her again but I don’t know how to tell my mum not to send her because if I said what happened to me there , it will cause a lot of trouble because my mum will revenge . I just don’t know what to tell her or should I let her go and wait for her to speak for herself when she will start abusing her. What should I do please


grin. Most of our Nigerian women are just like that,even nairaland women too..

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Billyddude: 9:50pm On Jun 03, 2020
Abeg if u get car for rental or HP
...abeg whatsapp. 0816 665 5055... .ejigbo / Buckner .
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Billyddude: 12:31pm On Jun 03, 2020
donjazet:

I didn't really understand the ending of pappilon, did the rich friend(remi malik) succeed in escaping the prison too?
no he didn't ...


Watch ......22 july.
Crime / Re: Is Nigeria Really A Cursed Country? Please Read My Write Up by Billyddude: 12:24pm On Jun 03, 2020
RaymondFantasy:
it all over social media naaaa, it trending online take a case study of UWA omozuwa and Tina #justice4uwa #justice4Tina even Top Celebrity reacted to it, even the president (Buhari) reacted to it.


Every body is always reacting,after 2 weeks story will die,,yet no solution,,,after some time another case will surface again, every body will react on twitter,facebook and nairaland..cycle continues
angry grin this country sef
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Billyddude: 11:57am On Jun 03, 2020
Ghost1994:
So my experience today.

Got the request from Ozone Yaba, on Uber.

Me: hello got ur request I'm on my way to pick you up
R. Okay no p I'm waiting
Me. Zooom... arrived "A.c. off" waiting for her to come out. After 2 mins waiting, she's finally out.
R. I'm going to Cele hope no traffic.
Me. Okay I'm starting the trip and I'll check if there's traffic or not.
While checking gmap, I was telling her to put face mask on and fasten her seatbelt.

She fasten her belt put her face mask on her lap.

Me. I'm already driving towards murtala way. Naso I noticed she didn't put her face mask on.

I was like with due respect young lady, kindly help me wear your face mask even if you can't wear it, just hang it on ur jaw.

R. Haha oga what's this nonsense you be novice on this job abi you don't know say while you're in the car, you don't need face mask.

Me. In my mind I was like "ewo tun leleyi" which kind witch be this wey village people and uber send come meet me for Wednesday morning?

R. Oga have never used face mask since beginning of covid19 and nobody try to arrest or say anything to questioning me even I took uber yesterday I didn't wear it. "Oga please stop correcting me and drive"

Me. Just kukuma turn back! On heading to her pick up point she started saying shit I never respond so far I didn't ask you to pay no wahala.

Me. As i reached the coded hotel where I picked her at the back of ozone naso mallam security been asked wetting happen? Aunty just be on phone saying check the number I sent you you've to do something with your drivers.

I don write uber before I dropped her so make she even call buhari which I obviously knows say na saka call she dey make I no send her mama.

So my question is that why some driver thinks only about money and not their safety? How's she doing it without wearing face mask and entering uber/bolt.

Please let's keep necessary precautions na who dey alive go pay HP and Rental.

#Stay safe
angry grin grin. Trip from yaba to Cele wey no reach 7 hun,,if police hold u for road she go shake nyansh lik tolo tolo ,find another driver wey she go put for problem

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Crime / Re: How God Saved Me From A Girl Who falsely Accused Me Of Rape by Billyddude: 6:38pm On Jun 02, 2020
Always pray for that ur monarch ,,I no know say some monarch dey pay school feees

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Billyddude: 6:31pm On Jun 02, 2020
grin angry angry take a break from series. Watch these movies


Unbroken
Heist. Starting Robert de niro
Escape from Pretoria
Pappillon
22 July
13 hours



I assure u ,u will love em

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Business / Invest 50k Or by Billyddude: 4:03am On May 30, 2020
invest 50k to get 100k in one week.......invest 100k to get 200k in a week//// is all I see these days..

Na scam?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Billyddude: 9:55pm On May 27, 2020
lexylexy:



What I'll like to know is......what later happened to the cake? undecided cool
grin grin I go ask am, I go giv u feed back
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Billyddude: 9:51pm On May 27, 2020
[quote author=Babadee1900 post=90029270]So he didn’t get paid for the trip and still sent 4K to the rider, maybe it was a card trip sha.

I imagined it was me. So I will take cake home grin, or drive down to where beggars are and drop it in their midst grin[/quote grin grin[center][/center]]

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