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that guy with beard wey open mouth like kingkong shld b nominated to act d next hercules.

which buhari again?i thought nnamdi kanu & ipob said buhari is death & cannot resurate again,y is he gvn him nightmare?

charlie boy want her back so that d like of ozekhome,riki tafa will make her escape justice abi?e b like say charlie don get another mouth watering contract.

oooo!why shld rats do this to us!d rats hav cross d red line!!we shall not take it anymore,arise oh compatriot,let us all join hands destroy evil vermins with atomic energy,nuclear weapons, & Icbm.

i won ask abati is this rats part of d demons abati talk about that dey walk upside down in aso rock?

this man still alive i thought he iz dead 30yrs ago.

kai!this is very painful,cnt anything b done to revive him?

omo see collabo this iz d only matter ipob & afonja will cooperate.imagine d big horse cock whe deflower this 13yrs.

where iz d pfuckin nudeness,i saw no labias.

A terrible speech indeed!they want him to b apologetic like a drunkard.even a otuokeian drunk said in national broadcast that ;i dnt giv a damn!

How can someone apologise for been sick?are some pple sane atall?

indeed ipob are descendants of oduduwa.

kai!d father shld hav snatched d vigilantee machete & take off infanyi dike's head frm his shoulder.

she dey look 4 who go take her labias play guitar.

so even his letter to nass to resume was written in 2014.useless shahara.

buhari only threaten miscrants & troublemakers like fkk,no lionking will close his eyez & allow pigs & hyenas to disturb d peace of his kingdom.

AutoJoshNG:
Some old cars are just like old wine, they get more expensive as they age... and this 1980 BMW M1 is not an exception. Who would have thought it could cost N275million ($745,000)? That's what a seller is currently asking.

Thanks to the fact that only 453 units were made, making the remaining survivors very expensive. This is the first M car from BMW and a real super car for that matter.

This car was built with help from Lamborghini and styling by Giorgetto Giugiaro.. Right from the start the BMW M1 was the fastest road-going sports car built in Germany.

People have even paid similar amount to purchase the same car in the past. But would you?

https://autojosh.com/will-you-buy-this-1980-bmw-m1-for-n275million/

Tufiakwa!

Partnerbiz2:
Pls wat about 406 and 2.2 camry?

camry2.2 problematic?e b like say u no fit maintain bathroom slippers oo!

sydlak:
Thank you o! I have used all accord from allah to bullet to baby boy and discussion continues, my wife even drive the 2010 at the moment. No single issue till date. Not even a pulled leg. In fact I used my baby boy for 7 years. No single issue. No pulled leg for once. It's a very simple maintenance with Honda. Honda has the lower and upper arms unlike Toyotas. Nigerian road is bad, change both whenever you notice any squeaking sound and don't let mukaila to tell you there is nothing wrong with it. I change both arms Every year.

if u cannot care 4 a demanding babe like buying her fried turkey,chicken,eggs,geisha,suya,redo her hair,manicure every week,expensive dress & shoes forget honda it is a demanding car giv it to her b4 she ask & she(honda) will screw u well.

pedrilo:
I plan to buy a direct belgium SUV soon and I have the following as options;
Lexus RX330
Ford Edge
VW Tuareg
Nissan Murano
Kindly advise.

my frd!flee frm tuareg like shakau dey purshue u.

kingreign:
1990 Toyota Carina ii 2.0 GLi 4sp auto lift back.


When i returned from India, I decided to buy a small lift back which I could use to move around. I got myself a brown/gold coloured 1990 model Toyota carina ii 2.0 GLi for 450k, brown seats and brown dashboard, heated side mirrors, heated seats, I had to construct the A/C as there was none. It had alloy wheels and looked good it was a German market carina ii. I bought it, from a woman and took it home. Next day, I started the engine and it roared to life. Pushed the lever to R, the car surged backwards with speed, I slammed the brakes only to hear a groaning sound. Pushed to D, nothing R, nothing. I packed the car there. I travelled again and came back after 2months. I inspected the shafts and noticed balls on the tyre area (that time I was a novice with capital "L" who couldn't handle a spanner). I called a mechanic who checked it and told me shaft is bad, I have to replace both shafts as they were fake elcheapo eltawain shaft. I parted with 12K that day, he came with beljium shaft and installed them. He told me to shift R and D to check if they're working, I depressed the brakes and did that, on releasing the brakes, the flexible brake line on the driver's front tyre bursted. Spilling contents. 3k went out for brake pipes again.

2weeks later, I went to install a CD system LG 1 DIN with pioneer speakers and was feeling funky. I went to Suleja to flex my old babe. coming back, I started hearing a strange noise on the rear driver side tyre. I got to mechanic workshop, tie rod broke. No more steering control tyres were wobbling. 8K to purchase new tie rods, 2k for rubber booths, and 3K for one of the multilink arm on the rear (the previous arm was bent and the previous owner used dunlop slippers cut to act as rubber boot hence the noise and uneven driving).
I was back on the road again. I went to APO to flex with my guys, as per I don show Naija na, night came I was returning home, I couldn't see my front. Hmmm. I managed to get home. Called my mechanic. He said reflectors in Headlamp is faded, we should get another one. 11k for one tokunbo 7k brand new taiwan, I picked 2 tokunbo for 22k. He installed it, it was out of alignment. He adjusted it but it was only slightly brighter than the previous units, he called a re-wire who installed a relay, the headlamp worked at last, I was glad. Hehehehe Night movement started again, lol! Only for rains to come and I discovered no wipers, they were wornout and producing noise. 1,200 naira a pair in front and 300naira for long piece on the rear. Nothing's gonna stop me from 'wakaing'. I discovered the motor started drinking fuel. Chai, called my mecho again, he removed sparkplugs, installed new ones 8K (2k a piece X 4), removed airfilter and bought another one 1500, then bought injector CRC cleaner, cleaned the intake butterfly valves. Poured some in the Vacuum line. Started the car to idle a while, then change oil, 3k oil filter 1k total 4K. Economy improved a bit. But still high consumption. Came back to him, he checked and discovered the Airflowmeter is bad. 15K for belgium part. Finally, it worked. My power windows acts as if they've got a mind of their own when rains come, they may not go up. But I had to manage them, I also found the wires on the power moonroof which was detached (the moonroof was sealed with mechanic's trademark black gum which I peeled off). Suddenly, my steering became stiff. I called my mecho, he said pump is failed. Bought tokumbo pump 7k it worked, I went to AMAC. On the road going, it became stiff again. I called him, he said 'when coming home branch my workshop'. On my way home I was doing 140km/hr on berger-nicon junction expressway, suddenly I slowed down to negotiate katampe bridge, steering locked, slammed the brakes, car swerved off the road, tipped over the bridge and landed face down into the deep gutter below. All the contents in the boot fell inside the passenger cabin. I had seatbelt so i wasn't hurt, I climbed down and called my mechanic. He went to find a hiab truck they said 70k to lift the damn car out of the gutter and place it on the road side. I said NO. I quarrelled with the mechanic, I told him I am no more working with him (beef mode active). Luckily, a blue hiab of FRSC was passing by, I waved him to stop, he helped me freely, I was glad. Someone came, with a knife, cut my rear seatbelt and used it as a tow rope tied to his car and towed mine to another mechanic shop. Headlamp broken, grille broken, front driver side suspension broken, brake cable cut, bumper broken, windscreen developed a line from top to bottom, fenders bent, transaxle broken, steering bad. Over 100K to replace them, new strut bought and yet it failed a week later due to a leak thus giving out the pressurized fluid, I opted for tokumbo struts 12k. I was foolishly determined and no one's gonna let me down. I got on the way from AMAC and drove to go see my babe in Bida poly smiley I never knew it was gonna be another epic wrong move filled the tank up and fired, on highspeed in excess of 160km/hr on kubwa-zuba expressway. Damn speed was sweet
I was dusting all other cars on the road when suddenly I hit a pothole (Suleja, Lapai, to Bida was pothole infested then, I don't know of now) suddenly, my suspension gave way again, but I was not deterred, I must love up. Suddenly, a pre-facelift Honda Accord EOD (2003-2005) swept past, this act bruised my ego, in trying to catch up, the driver suddenly stepped on his brake and a petrol truck was coming ahead, I hit another pothole, my brakepad flew out, this gave me no room to maneuver, I rear ended that car and it was totaled. The boot, to the rear passenger was deformed badly. My front end again went bad. Another crack on my new windscreen, broken headlamp, broken grille, bumper. Suddenly another lorry from behind side swiped my Right side, a piece of sharp metal from the truck sank into my car's rear quarter slicing the metallic body work all thru the rear door area. the alhaji came out and looked at his car, looked at mine, and told me to go repair mine, he'll fix his. shocked smiley I was shocked and happy. I continued my mumu journey to Bida poly, stopped at the gate, called the babe, she say she was busy, can't attend to me. chai!

Ego bruised again, I kuku enter my kabu kabu jalopy, manage enter zuba, police check point. Them men in black wanted to start their story again. I vex tell them say make dem leave me, I need to go rest joor. Out of pity one of them met others and they let me go with my jalopy. Got to my old mechanic, he said, 'you don come again with your wahala'? I no fit answer. We fixed the car, 80K went from my pocket. Toks bumper (blue colour), toks struts, toks headlamps, toks grille, brake lines, pads, calipers, booster, disc and master (remember my brake pad fell off, I had to ride the car like that). welding and panelbeating the rear quarter and door area sliced thru. Immediately I fixed it, I put it up for sale, some dudes came, paid 300k cash, took it and travelled lol, wahala removed finally When they got to their destination, they started calling me. Fear no gree let me pick I finally summoned courage to pick after many missed calls from them only for them to tell me I don't know what I sold to them for such a cheap amount. If only I knew, I won't had sold it so cheaply. Mumu people

Mehn, because of that car I learn mechanic by force, and all the chukuwdi, nonso and spareparts dealers for kubwa and zuba come know me as customer.

I posted this when I was using Lomomike moniker here:
https://www.nairaland.com/150189/worst-car-youve-driven-been#30719947

mehn!money no b yur problem but wher to spend it,u b money miss road ooo!to spend such on a jalopy,it is like increasing d cost u bought d jalopy,& to d 160km on a sick car with faulty steering devil nearly pick yur call.

Bmedels26:
Some of us know the story, but for the uninitiated, here’s the abridged version. Old man Ferruccio Lamborghini was responsible for Lamborghini Trattori, a tractor company founded in 1948 that built agricultural vehicles from surplus military hardware, and Lamborghini Bruciatori, which made oil-powered heaters and air conditioning. He celebrated his success in the expanding postwar Italian economy by buying a Ferrari in 1958, but he wasn’t satisfied with it, because of its fragile clutch and poor road manners. When Enzo Ferrari snubbed his complaints, Lamborghini decided he was having none of that, and after what we presume was one hell of a bender, decided he’d start his own car company, with blackjack… The rest you know.

As for the tractor company? Well, tractors are still sold today with Lamborghini badges, though Automobili Lamborghini and Lamborghini Trattori have been wholly separate entities for decades now, as the car company was originally sold off in 1972 when money became an issue.

Late Wednesday, an auction listing was posted toBring A Trailer, offering up a 1960 Lamborghini 5C Cingolato, a tractor from before the days of the Automobili. After a restoration, this tractor was imported to the United Kingdom, where it resides today. It may just be the cheapest way to own a Lamborghini vehicle you ever come across, even factoring in the potential cost of shipping it overseas.

Don’t expect supercar performance just because of the badge, or the Gulf Racing paint scheme. This tractor is powered by an agriculture-grade 2.2 liter diesel inline three cylinder engine, which made an estimated 40 horsepower when new. In the 5,279 hours of operating time accrued since, we suspect it may have lost a few.

For those who seek an off-the-wall farmland toy, and have a way to get this piece of history home, the current high bid stands at $3,200 USD, and is expected to increase before the auction’s end next Wednesday.

http://carfreaksng.com/2017/08/20/nows-chance-vintage-lamborghini/

bros,stay off oshogbo weed!

attackgat:
Is it Kanu doing the shooting? Who is doing the shooting?

oh oh..is it buhari that is doing d shooting?using d same logic u ipob need 2 giv buhari a break.

Fondlebreast:
The dream is about the demise of your albino father and hunch-back mother including your frustrated self

go ahead & fulfil yur dream(demise).

Josephjnr:
Death everywhere. Explanation of likely way of departure: punctured injury as a result of force from the front to the chest, in turn puncturing the lower segment of the right lung. As a result of injured blood vessels, blood filled the lung causing its collapse and obstructing breathing. The blood may be too much thereby flowing from the right lung into the trachea and left lung aided by the lying position of the man which may cause complete airway obstruction. And the bleeding of this magnitude will consequently cause extreme reduction in circulating fluid(total fall in blood pressure), body compensation failed and death occurred within a short time. #Traditional ME#

Haba!u b physiologist analysis cause of death like that instead of mourning.

am pfucking sure he just put solar panel over a china made keke to power radio,music box & that small fan my eyez is seeing.

Quote me b4 d yr runs out igbos will over take afonja as d most skillful skull miners in 9jeria.

Nwodosis:
Abeg, save us that sermon! Such story would've been better before 2015 election, we are hungry and angry now. All we ask of him is to reduce the hunger in the society, he should be intolerant to the suffering of the masses.

u dey cry like tata say u dey hungry bad bad ask hungry sef has buhari ever fed u b4?

Fondlebreast:
Please pray for Buhari. I dreamt he went to a public function , collapsed and died.

Please pray for him

Pray 4 yur self that dream is indirectly about yur demise.

That iz a good 1 BAT may allah bless u 4 yur loyalty!

welcome sai baba!a cat with 9 lives,meanwhile breaking news:fayose & fkk commit suicide this evening..suicide notes;reads ;we cant take this anymore!!