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One sunny day in late January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window , ?"

A manager was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect.

Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone placed a sign on top of it, it says:

"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

NA ONE LADY GET PROBLEM WITH HER MOTHER INLWA.

THE MOTHER INLAW DON FRATSRATE THIS LADY TOO MUCH AND THE LADY SAID, I CANT CONTINUE TO BEAR THIS ANYMORE, SHE STARTED CRYING IN PRESENT OF THE MOTHER INLAW. AFTER SOME WHILE, THE MOTHER INLAW FEALT PITTY FOR HER AND SAID.

Angel: I can't be everywhere so I created a Mother.
Devil: I can't be everywhere, so I created a , Mother in Law.

With due respect to all mothers in law including me. All are not the same but those who give trouble to their children and children in law, must think about it.

LOL

SORRY IF MY TORI TOO LONG OOOOOO

NA ONE PERSON TELL ME SAY MY TORI TOO LONG IS LIKE THREE SEASON, BUT NOW I AM GOING TO SEASON 24.



An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN

'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Israelis weren't there then.'
The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
Thanks

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.

Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.

He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" – says the man.

"Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.)

Now think about this:

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188
(Statistics courtesy of the FBI)

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST
ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, we have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

ibra is better.

but not in the first leg.

the blues are the winners


we are the champion.

o boy,


na me dey win this money ooooooooo

men my prediction is just too tight.i made my prediction based on proper studying the game but madrid Bleep up.

lol

this guy way say my tori na like 3 season, may be i will get to season break b that.

i am coming to season 24.

oya watch

Thanks for your contribution.

I do understand what u mean.

and about the point u just gave,i really appreciate it, but i have already included this point in my essay already. i no of it, infact that is the first point i discussed. but i need more to complete my essay still, that is why i create a thread for it maybe i can still get other points to discuss.

but since i could not, i guess i will submit it like that. or what do u think?

Cheers.

no be small thing oooo

as far as i no,


u can give ur child two islamic names.

one from the names of Allah and another from the name of the prophet.

one samson 4 my area too dey womanize.

na him one guy tell samson say
heeeeeeeeeeee samson na woman go kill u, sam say if woman kill me na new thing, even the samson 4 bible na woman kill am too.
and even if woman kill me e better now, no be person motor kill 4 road.

my guy i guess u want make motor kill u abi?

i think if all the anti nigerians consider nigerian to have nio good, then, they ahve to rethink.

because to me, the very best good thing a country can offer its citizen is bringing him or her into existence.

so if no other country can bring u into existance apart from our great country Nigeria, then u need to celebrate that country. and if u think u dont still see any good thing from it.

plz can u change ur country of origin? no.

there is an organization now trying to raise and fight for Nigeria.

the organization is us, the Nigerian, u can be part of it by pointing out one good thing u have ever done for this country and also u have done for ur fellow nigerian.

it is time u guys join the Nigerian Developemnt Movement and we all fight for change.

www.ndm..com

get involved.

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cheers

any how now

u guys are wonderful,

lol

thanks.

any other idea?

still waiting

i just need an accurate meaning of the word romance.

if i think u no the best meaning for that word, feel free to post ur meaning

the nigerian league fixtures and score are always on brilafm website.

if truely u want to open a thread, u have a place of getting the info.

y will i open the thread when am not opening for english league? it is the same moderator who created all for english league that will create nigerian league thread.

so what.

the nigerian league is getting back on track

just watch

what is tori tori?

are u ready to pay 4 it?

and wat do u want to do with it

still waiting to hear from u guys

just post it still.

the fixtures and the score.

cheers

it is not dying, it is about putting the post on the first list. where by everyone coming to the sport section will see it first
when people see it conatnt with update of upcoming matches and results,

it will draw interest a little and from there get more attention

i think he is on drug.

if not, we are talking abt new artist and he is talking abt nice

thanks.

plz which type of black soap.

may be u should send me ur email.

thanks