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Politics › Re: Buhari Fires Aliyu Abdulhameed, NIRSAL MD Over N5.6bn Wheat Project Saga by Bimpe29(m): 9:59am On Dec 03, 2022
If we don't kill corruption, it will kill us. It has killed us and it is still killing us.
Politics › Re: RMAFC: Some CBN, NPA Employees Earn More Salaries Than Buhari by Bimpe29(m): 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2022
That goes to show how nasty and lopsided public service has become.
Politics › Re: Aisha's Critic, Aminu Mohammed, To Meet President Buhari After Release by Bimpe29(m): 8:51pm On Dec 02, 2022
Blessings in disguise but absolute power corrupt absolutely.

What would have happened if the poor Aminu had throw something at Aisha Buhari like it happened to King Charles recently?
Sports › Re: Japan Vs Spain FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 1) On 1st December 2022 by Bimpe29(m): 9:19pm On Dec 01, 2022
Is VAR malfunctioning or its referees are under the influence of alcohol?
Japan 2nd goal had gone out of the line for crying out loud.
Travel › Re: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by Bimpe29(m): 10:26am On Dec 01, 2022
QuinModah:
Last Friday, I hugged one of my most impressive colleagues goodbye. He turned away, sobbing. I turned away with voice quaking, realizing what a big loss he would be.

Later that evening, I had another get-together with a second friend who relocates this week. While discussing his massive expense, he suddenly slouched in his chair, stressfully squeezed the empty ragolis bottle in his hands and concluded:

"Oremi, this relocation has cost me almost everything"
"You don’t want to know!" He further sighed "You don’t."

Today, with the help and data from three (3) relocating friends, I compile the rough cost (below) for prospective relocating families (focus on UK) and a poem for my friend and Nigeria:

Cost of Japa from Nigeria for a family of 4= 180k
Renewal of Passport
Official rate 22k
Accelerated rate 45k
Some pay as high as 75k

Transcript 75k
Usually, one parent is a student
30-45k for school runs
25-30k to send

Estimated Tuition fee deposit
11,000-18,000-pound sterling
4.5m most schools want 50% deposit

Proof of fund (In deposit)
Family of 4 need 25m in deposited in an accoun 2-3 months

UK Visa 1.4m
Family of 4 pay 475-pound sterling

NHF
Family of 4 pay 875-pound sterling

Flight ticket 2.8m
Depending on booking
700k person x4
Some have booked as high as 1.2m

Arrival Accommodation 4.4m
1st Month shortlet 200-pound sterling per week
refundable deposit of 250 pound
First 6 months at 750 pounds

Total Cost 19m for family of four to UK not Canada or US. It can be cheaper or more


Oremi, I hope we meet again,
as you japa to find fresh grain,
to return if Nigeria again reigns?
God, will any leader ever end this drain?
But prayers will be in vain,
if in 2023, unwisely we vote again.

God bless everyone who has relocated. God bless everyone staying behind. God bless #Nigeria.
May God bless us wherever we may be at all point in time Aameen.
Politics › Re: Obi And His Obidient Supporters Are Pretending To Be Angry Youths - Keyamo by Bimpe29(m): 10:22am On Dec 01, 2022
Interesting...
Sports › Re: Poland Vs Argentina: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (0 - 2) On 30th Nov 2022 by Bimpe29(m): 10:15pm On Nov 30, 2022
Nasty game plan birthed lackluster performance by ineffective Polish team. Thanks for tenacity of Szczesny
Politics › Re: Bello Turji: N20m Cash Zamfara Community Paid To Bandit Leader To Avoid Attacks by Bimpe29(m): 5:05pm On Nov 30, 2022
LoneWolf212:
They'll still vote for APC again
It's really gone beyond APC or PDP. This menace knows no party, religion or tribe.
Romance › Re: See Chicken Wey Wife Material Fry For Husband To Be by Bimpe29(m): 2:42pm On Nov 30, 2022
The lady is not house material at all grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 'Agrees To A £173 Million-Per-Year Contract With Al Nassr' by Bimpe29(m): 2:27pm On Nov 30, 2022
Super deal for the super player. He will keep setting the pace until it's time to draw the curtain over his iconic and glorious career.
Politics › Re: Adeleke Reverses Self On Sack Of Civil Servants, Monarchs by Bimpe29(m): 2:23pm On Nov 30, 2022
Better for all
Sports › Re: Ecuador Vs Senegal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (1 - 2) On 29th Nov 2022 by Bimpe29(m): 6:45pm On Nov 29, 2022
Congratulations as Senegal qualified for the round of 16.
Politics › Re: Donald Duke Spoke Of His Identity Theft By Tinubu And TVC (Video) by Bimpe29(m): 3:00pm On Nov 29, 2022
Bridget95:
if the picture is not Donald Duke's is it your father's photo?
Haba! Your comment was really insulting, it has nothing to do with his father. You disrespect your parents when you disrespect or insult other person's parents. Learn to be civil and respectful.
Crime › Re: Woman Stabs Her 11-Month And 3-Year-Old Sons To Death In New York (Photo) by Bimpe29(m): 8:50am On Nov 29, 2022
God have mercy
Family › Re: A Mother Referred Her 16 Years Old Daughter To The Family Planning Clinic by Bimpe29(m): 6:02am On Nov 28, 2022
It's really worrisome to see a teenager being referred to a family planning facility. Actually, the immorality of this generation around sex and sexuality has gone haywire. This trajectory portends gloomy tendencies if not controlled appropriately.
Crime › Re: Father 62, And Son Arrested For Gang-Rape, Impregnating Daughter (pics) by Bimpe29(m): 5:04pm On Nov 27, 2022
The heartless father should be stoned to death while her brother is beaten up severely before being sent to jail.
Phones › Re: Settled. Everything has been resolved by Bimpe29(m): 4:34pm On Nov 27, 2022
The importance of due diligence when buying things can't be overemphasized.
Politics › Re: Adeleke Freezes Osun Government Accounts, Reverses State Name by Bimpe29(m): 4:32pm On Nov 27, 2022
It's a welcome development.
Romance › Re: Newly Wedded Nigerian Army Officer In Trouble For Posting Wedding Video by Bimpe29(m): 4:27pm On Nov 27, 2022
To be responsible and obedient means keeping to the rules of the game/duty.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Declare 10-Day Sit-At-Home In Enugu Communities, Order Markets To Shut by Bimpe29(m): 4:19pm On Nov 27, 2022
I still can't phantom reasons for this menace ravaging the Southeastern Nigeria.
Sports › Re: Belgium Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 ( 0 - 2) On 27th Nov 2022 by Bimpe29(m): 4:14pm On Nov 27, 2022
Morocco was an underdog but went away with the maximum point.

Football is becoming highly erratic these days.

Congratulations to us!
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Sworn-in As 6th Elected Osun Governor by Bimpe29(m): 4:12pm On Nov 27, 2022
Congratulations Dancing Senator!
Politics › Re: World’s Longest-serving President Wins Re-election by Bimpe29(m): 12:34pm On Nov 27, 2022
An epitome of selfishness
Education › Re: University Admission: UK To Crack Down On Nigerians by Bimpe29(m): 7:15pm On Nov 26, 2022
Primus123:
Abeg they should calm down make some of us enter there next year before they start talking about any restrictions.
Please increase the volume as we're intensifying the efforts to JAPA.
Politics › Re: CJN Ariwoola's Comment On Makinde, G5 Govs Was Twisted - Supreme Court by Bimpe29(m): 7:08pm On Nov 26, 2022
The media outfits will always come up with sensational news/headlines to earn more profits.
Phones › Re: Someone Commented On My Status Without Showing On View by Bimpe29(m): 12:52pm On Nov 26, 2022
Nairalander248:
It's done using FMwhatspp Mods or GBwhatsapp mods settings
You have answered the question appropriately.
Politics › Re: Pictures From APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Lagos by Bimpe29(m): 12:36pm On Nov 26, 2022
alizma:
Tinubu will win the election.
By the special grace of God
Politics › Re: Adeleke To Directors: Accept Permanent Secretary Appointment And Get Fired by Bimpe29(m): 8:07pm On Nov 24, 2022
The dancing senator should take it easy nah. Permanent Secretaries are civil servants not political appointees. Hence, they can't be fired any how, Civil/Public Service Rules are guiding their service not whim and caprices.
Crime › Re: Wife Stabs Husband To Death In Oyo Over Sexual Demand (pic) by Bimpe29(m): 8:00pm On Nov 24, 2022
Another gory occurrence
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The First Player To Score In Five World Cups by Bimpe29(m): 7:56pm On Nov 24, 2022
GOAT!

Travel › Re: Lonely Part Of Canada No One Bothers To Tell by Bimpe29(m): 10:46am On Nov 24, 2022
Aareona:
Earlier this year, I went back in time to few years back when I was doing so well in Nigeria. The noises from friends and all nurtured the decision to move abroad inside of me. I became so restless till I finally leave. The first day in Canada was the day I knew this place isn't where I can be forever. Most of us would have come back before the time we had in mind except for the fact that I don't still have enough. If I want to travel to naija for vacation now, I will need up to $4k. If I take that away from my savings, I don't know how I can recover.

No one tells about the downside of this place. I feel lonely, depressed and empty most times. Because no one to talk to, just everyone in my workplace goin about their business. If I make attempt to talk to them, they just waive it with a smile. It's been 3years here and the people I still talk to on video call are friends from Nigeria. It's been 3years and my savings is still Short of $20k despite how much my friends in Nigeria do tell me how easy it is for me to make money abroad but I never tell them my situation. I can't wait to make enough and leave Canada for good. I know a lot will come at me with the usuall "come back to Nigeria na", please this is not an attempt to denigrate your abroad heaven, just for me to rant out and be fine
The truth of the matter is that no human can or will have it all.
Sports › Re: Lobi Stars Rule Out Move To Sign Cristiano Ronaldo by Bimpe29(m): 10:35am On Nov 24, 2022
Ayam laughing in Swahili

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