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Crime › Re: Brother ‘sets’ Pregnant Sister Ablaze For ‘slapping’ Mum by Bimpe29(m): 10:04pm On May 24, 2020
What a family!
What a sorrowful moment!
What a nasty end!
Politics › Re: Abike Dabiri And Isa Pantami Clash Over Ejection From Office by Bimpe29(m): 10:00pm On May 24, 2020
This can only happens among Buhari's team.
Politics › Re: Akinwumi Adesina: U.S. Treasury Urges Independent Investigation Into AfDB Head by Bimpe29(m): 9:57pm On May 24, 2020
US and their undue interference.
Politics › Re: EFCC: Rivers Officials Withdrew ₦118 Billion In Cash by Bimpe29(m): 2:49pm On May 24, 2020
Haba!
It shall not be well with corruption.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Eid Celebration At The Aso Rock Villa. by Bimpe29(m): 2:34pm On May 24, 2020
What I don't understand is the physical distancing maintained while praying and the non maintenance of the same while having a family photograph.

If Baba is to have a physical distancing during the prayer, it should not be with Yusuf.

All the same may Allah heal the world of the coronavirus pandemic.

Taqaballahu Minna Wa Minkum Aameen.
Islam › Re: Eid Mubarak To All Muslims by Bimpe29(m): 11:23am On May 24, 2020
Taqaballahu Minna Wa Minkum.

May Allah accept it from us and you.

Eid Mubarak!

Health › Re: Lagos Discharges 45 Coronavirus Patients Today by Bimpe29(m): 8:08pm On May 23, 2020
Alihamdulillahi Rabili Alameen
Politics › Re: Obaseki Runs To Tinubu Ahead Of Edo Governorship Primaries - Dailytimes by Bimpe29(m): 8:03pm On May 23, 2020
Abi ooo.
princdebola201:
But Edo is not Lagos nau.cheesycheesy
Politics › Re: Obasa: 64 Bank Accounts Linked To BVN Of Lagos Assembly Speaker- SaharaReporters by Bimpe29(m): 6:42pm On May 23, 2020
See a co-ordinated stealing. Apparently, Lagos is in wrong hands and public goods are not being delivered sufficiently.
Sports › Re: Spanish Government Okays La Liga To Resume From June 8 by Bimpe29(m): 5:24pm On May 23, 2020
Finally we are exiting the most dreadful and trying moment in the history of life.
Normalcy is in sight.
We shall overcome coronavirus pandemic.
Politics › Re: Governor Akeredolu And Ayodele Adigun In 1976 Vs 2020 (Photos) by Bimpe29(m): 5:19pm On May 23, 2020
kolade560:
guile man not guy man
Guile ke?
Politics › Re: Governor Akeredolu And Ayodele Adigun In 1976 Vs 2020 (Photos) by Bimpe29(m): 3:12pm On May 23, 2020
Adigun is a guy man
Christianity Etc › Re: German Church Opens Doors For Muslim Worshippers During Ramadan by Bimpe29(m): 2:12pm On May 23, 2020
Allahu Waheed
Politics › Re: Churches, Mosques: Buhari, Governors Strike 5-Point Deal by Bimpe29(m): 2:04pm On May 23, 2020
Prayer is really needed during this trying moment, hence the worship houses are to be opened.
Politics › Re: Kyari, Tijjani Yusuf, Others Still Listed As Buhari’s Aides by Bimpe29(m): 2:00pm On May 23, 2020
That's the product of a lazy administration.
Family › Re: I Cause Pain To A Lot Of People by Bimpe29(m): 7:58pm On May 22, 2020
If only you could change the hands of time...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Asks Governors To Reopen Churches & Mosques (Declares Them Essential) by Bimpe29(m): 7:43pm On May 22, 2020
We really need prayers to effectively fight the pandemic head-on.
Politics › Re: APC Adopts Direct Primaries For Edo Governorship Election Candidate by Bimpe29(m): 7:39pm On May 22, 2020
What a polarized house!

It's really going to be a tug of war for Obaseki.
Politics › Re: Imo Assembly Stops Pension For Ex-Governors And Speakers, With The Law by Bimpe29(m): 11:20am On May 22, 2020
May Allah bless everyone involved in the passage of this laudable bill.
I pray the Governor bless the bill with his assent and also wish the same legislative redemption is replicated in all States where that robbery are subsisting.
Kudos!
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Considers Discharging Yet-To-Recover Patients - NCDC DG by Bimpe29(m): 11:16am On May 22, 2020
This disclosure will further increase the suspicious in some minds.
Romance › Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Bimpe29(m): 12:51am On May 22, 2020
Eyaaa!
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
Politics › Re: Governor Akeredolu Reacts As 88 Ghost Workers Receive Car Loan In Ondo by Bimpe29(m): 2:36pm On May 21, 2020
Public sector and ghost workers are like 5 and 6.
Virtually, all levels of government in the whole 36 states and FCT have this menace.
Investment › Re: Investors Rush To Nigeria - Bloomberg by Bimpe29(m): 2:32pm On May 21, 2020
Rush into a country with a perennial security crisis, inadequate electricity supply, poor social amenities and disrespect for human rights.
Politics › Re: Kano Issues Protocols For Eid, Friday Prayers by Bimpe29(m): 1:00pm On May 21, 2020
Then to them the glorious coronavirus is a hoax, otherwise they will not be kidding the way they do.
TV/Movies › Re: NTA Presenter Wearing Canvas And Traditional Attire by Bimpe29(m): 12:54pm On May 21, 2020
What's wrong with that?
Why didn't it go down well with the complainants?
If the same thing is done by expatriate, it will be applauded and considered okay.
Crime › Re: Temitayo Ogunbus Stabs Neighbour To Death Over Electricity Bill (Graphic Photos) by Bimpe29(m): 12:51pm On May 21, 2020
An eye for an eye
Politics › Re: Calling Uzodinma ‘Supreme Court Governor’ Is Derogatory – Imo Elders Warn by Bimpe29(m): 12:46pm On May 21, 2020
How is that derogatory?
It's just saying the obvious.
Crime › Re: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by Bimpe29(m): 9:42pm On May 20, 2020
Don't despair by looking at the world through the dark lens as there is always relief after hardship.
Politics › Re: FEC Approves N1.23bn For Plateau University, Customs by Bimpe29(m): 6:40pm On May 20, 2020
Contract awards for the State institution by the Federal Government is not understandable
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Music Legend, Labaja Turns 60 Today (Pictures) by Bimpe29(m): 10:19pm On May 19, 2020
Crixxx:
This was my man back then
What of now, who is your man now? grin
Sports › Re: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by Bimpe29(m): 10:10pm On May 19, 2020
I disown poverty for life.
Politics › Re: James Kolo Is Dead! Kwara Federal Character Commission Nominee Dies by Bimpe29(m): 4:42pm On May 19, 2020
Such is life!

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