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Otondo! Is part of the series of orientation and teachings packaged for the Scheme.

Am scared of d notorious hijackers and hackers.

Mr Minister, be proactive and better your woeful performance. However, your captain is also ineffective and has lost focus. Things are getting worse than you met them.

Toyin is a professional harlot that loves exhibiting her goodies to attract prospective customers. Good for nothing prostitute.

Behold the Eboras.

Rubbish.

Justice Ngwuta is chronically corrupt. #500M within a period of 9 months!

From the exhibit, the Prof is goner.

A man has strained his penis as he attempted to wear his wedding ring on it.

According to reports in The South African Medical Journal, wife to the 28-year-old unnamed man has just had a baby, and his friends had advised him that in order to put his sexual urge under control, he should wear his wedding ring on his manhood.

The situation soon assumed a gory dimension, as he was taken to the hospital in an emergency.

“His penis was erect and blue and he was in severe pain,” the journal noted.



It was a herculean task before doctors could remove the ring, though; as the ring’s width was rather too small for the circumference of his penis; coupled with the fact that his penis had become excessively swollen in the aftermath of the misadventure.

“The wedding ring got stuck and caused the patient’s penis to swell.

“Doctors even tried using a small surgical saw to remove it, but it got too close to his manhood!

“Deciding otherwise, they, instead, used an injection to drain blood from the penis, by making several punctures with a needle to decrease the swelling.

“This worked quite well, as the swelling went down, allowing them to pull off the wedding ring,” the journal reports.

The man stayed in the hospital for a few days to recuperate, after which he was discharged and given pain killers and antibiotics.

Two wrong will never make a right. I disagree with you. There is unseemly no competition in wrongdoing.

After hardship comes relief. #nigeriagobetter.

Haba! that's white lies, Wine dare not say that rubbish

The Oyo State Government has paid tribute to former Red Devils (now Super Eagles) striker Dejo Fayemi who died at his Ibadan residence on Friday aged 83.

Commissioner for Youth and Sports, Abayomi Oke, described the deceased as a committed sportsman, whose contribution to the development of football in Nigeria would be remembered.

Fayemi, who scored on his debut when Nigeria beat Ghana for the first time, was among the first set of Nigerian footballers who travelled to England in 1961 to play professional football.



In 1961, he scored as Nigeria beat their hosts in an invitational match to mark Sierra Leone’s Independence Day celebration. He scored a goal when the Liberty Stadium (now Obafemi Awolowo Stadium) was officially opened in 1958. He was the best player in the game.

In a telephone interview with our correspondent on Sunday, Oke said the state government would miss the departed, adding that the government had informed the NFF about Fayemi’s demise.

He said, “I knew the late Fayemi personally. From my meeting with him, I realised what Nigeria was missing in our legends. We need the experience of such a committed legend who selflessly laid the foundation of football in this country. Oyo State will continue to mourn him for his contribution to the development of the game in the state and in Nigeria.

“I have directed that the NFF should be notified of his demise. We appreciate him but we have to submit to the will of God.”

The deceased’s eldest daughter, Kemi, said her father did not show any sign of ailment days before he breathed his last.

She said, “My father ate the amala I prepared for him on the night before he died and he joked with his grandchildren before he went to bed. We expected him to come out of his room in the morning but he did not. When we got inside, we discovered that he was dead. We shall miss him.”

Thunderstorms

So sorry about the scam. People are really being proactive in a bad ways in order to overcome economic hardship currently bedeviling our dear nation. However, we all need to be circumspect about our relationship with strangers and strange circumstances.

what a landmark achievement! She is simply an heroine.

Payment of workers' salary in advance by Ayade is not too good, and sheer overzealousness on his part. Majority will really suffer come December ending although January 2017.

Happy married life in advance.

Politics is a dirty and messy game. Plots upon plots, schemes upon schemes and permutations upon permutations all at the expense of the masses.
Majority of them are out there for their selfish and personal interest, not for the betterment of all and sundry.

Man-made law is always deficient. Let the affected section be amended accordingly.

Even God Almighty will not forgive them, as well as posterity.

It is barbaric.

May her sins be forgiven and her soul be granted eternal peace Ameen.