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Being a step father is a thankless job.


May God direct your path

BAT recruitment..

See as this 3k olosho made the Nigeria dalies.
Being a man requires that you have a functioning brain, that's why oluwalagos left.

Your whatsapp number isn't delivering

If only they are this intelligent.
But 'Lol" and "kk" do not let them have any sense.

Engine pix.
And this looks like a 2003 Es300 to Me boss.

kemcity:
Direct posting
No interview

Thanks Man

I got the invite for a test.
Mechanical Engineering.
After the test, (If successful) Would there be any interview or direct posting to place of primary assignment?

Anyone?

So?

I'm only interested in the shot on target

Ighalo to score brace.
30 points on bet9ja.

I didn't send anyone to carry it oooo before you start quoting me when match ends

Next!

Chi59:
Brainless dickhead.

Alaye, Swerve!
Iru E kan lo n so.

So I bought Flower for Seun in my Year 2 during Val. I strolled to her hostel off campus only to meet her absence. I came home thinking she went to fellowship cos baE is Semi - Spirikoko type.
Well, I was seeing a movie when my roommate burst inside the room. You will think he was being chased my thieves.
Guy, what's happening na.
He said he saw Seun with a married man at Chicken Rep Futa junction.
I carry cloth, Jamuth!
Start running to Futa junction, I actually do not know why I was running there. I guess it's because I wanted to see for myself.
Low and behold, I saw babe grinning and smiling with a man obviously richer than I am and Ridiculously older than I and Seun 's age combined.

* 556 #
Balance : #7:52

Calls Seun :
ME : Hey Babe, Happy Valentine.
Her : Same to you too.
ME : Are you at home, I'm coming over to your place.
HER: No I am not at home.
ME: oh! So where are you?
HER: I went to ETF to read. I will soon be going home sah.

At that moment, All I heard was your account is too low for the destination you are calling, please recharge as soon as possible and try again later.
I was pretty sure MTN was referring to my Emotional and Financial account towards Seun.

Can someone pass me a drink?
I'm emotionally drained.

Chi59:
I owe you nothing
I seek no validation from you.

You will get no validation even if you pay for it.
See teeth like Ceramic jug.

Is pharmacy by Force?

OkoAmarashy:
God would punish Perpetual Nkwocha in this life.

If Perpetual reincarnates, God would punish her again.

What did she do wrong?

They aren't selling the water I presume.
They are selling the 24- karat gold.

112m?
Just picture the length of Marakana stadium on water.

It's Better to be rich and unhappy than to be broke and unhappy (Little - 2019)

How come 75% of its teeth had fallen off?
Even monkey kingdom has Malians.

Kirikiri??

Did they "Jo Soapy"?

Went on A date with a lady as an undergraduate.
I was so nervous AF!
We were chatting and and gisting.
I thought I was doing well, at the least leave this date with a 4/10 until babe asked if I drum in church.
I asked why?
And she replied "Because you have been tapping the table with your fingers for about 10mins now "

Brethren, there and there! I knew I have bleeped up.


For those expecting a massive twist of event. No twist of event! I bleeped up. Margaret is a US now and I'm with you guys in Nigeria. (lol)

What's the minimum wage again?

Who on earth wants to keep up with Tasha?

Ok