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Phones / Re: My Phone's Torch Burnt My Finger. by binary007: 7:50pm On Jul 23, 2017
It is Led light but focused at the source...
First law of thermodynamics.. "Energy can neither be created nor destroyed but can be converted from one source to another"
Putting your finger to cover the light intensity does not reduce the energy, it Only converts about 80% of the light energy into another source of energy which is heat energy therefore burning you in the process.

I hope I was of help.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by binary007: 2:25am On Jul 14, 2017
Teaser4:
Actually, it is "one", initially i thought it was "waa" nothing like dat. "one" we are one, spread it.
if you are stil doubting, ask ur lgi
Arguing in ignorance.. Someone just came up wee.. One on whatsapp and you are here spreading it ignorantly and arguing with pride (Imagine!Ask your LI?? ) . For what it is worth though... It is military alphabet...
Whiskey Echo Echo (Wee)
Whiskey Alpha Alpha (Waa) .

I just hope you have learnt something new.. Confirm from any military personnel.
Car Talk / Re: This N930m Mercedes Silver Arrow Yacht Is A Dream Come True (photos) by binary007: 3:12pm On Jul 05, 2017
thisisayus:
OH!!! Not this time! Nigerian politicians will start stealing in multiples again to purchase this, salaries won't be paid and they'll not pay pension.
Dino and Saraki be like

Saraki: Ah! Abi I should sell Kwara this time and tell them we can't afford to keep financing it cos I must buy this o
Dino: No, we'll sell NASS complex

btw, I wan sell muscle o

07030954022

Your muscle na how much?
Politics / Re: I Will Kill Lots Of People If Kidnapper Evans Is Executed - Igbo Man (Pics) by binary007: 7:09am On Jun 23, 2017
Freedom of speech I cannot deny you, freedom after speech I cannot guarantee you.
Romance / Re: Average girl: I want to know where To Meet Guys Online? by binary007: 7:52pm On Jun 22, 2017
Fresca:
Hello, could anyone please recommend a good dating site to meet guys in Lagos.... down to meeting new people. Nairaland is not doing it for me.

Please if you're here to judge me, just mind your business and pass. I don't want negative comments or holier than thou people to come here and be giving advice.

Just enter the house of coded.
It is a whatsapp group
You would be surprise by the caliber of people you will meet.
Quote me if interested

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NYSC / Re: Nysc Kwara State Rejected Me because I Refused Trouser, Pls Where Can I Redeploy To by binary007: 4:17pm On Jun 14, 2017
It isn't by force.. Defy the nysc year... It is better than going to hell.
#Sarcasm_spotted.

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NYSC / Re: Kwara: Safe Transportation To Yikpata Orientation Camp by binary007: 2:51pm On May 21, 2017
Space still available..
Indicate your interest.. A stress-free bus is available from General roundabout straight to Orientation camp.
Call/whatsapp 08167321676- Corper Ope
NYSC / Re: Kwara: Safe Transportation To Yikpata Orientation Camp by binary007: 2:49pm On May 21, 2017
ogeman1:
thanks Opeyemi
No probs
NYSC / Re: Kwara: Safe Transportation To Yikpata Orientation Camp by binary007: 2:49pm On May 21, 2017
ogeman1:
Pls o, we dey allow us in on Monday, n what Pls o, we dey allow us in on Monday, n what Pls o, we dey allow us in on Monday, n what

Yes they will.
NYSC / Re: 2017 Batch A Stream 1 Kwara State Corpers by binary007: 2:47pm On May 21, 2017
Transportation available From General roundabout straight to yikpata.
Call/whatsapp me on 08167321676 - Corper Ope.

Journey mercies from your various destinations.
NYSC / Re: Kwara: Safe Transportation To Yikpata Orientation Camp by binary007: 1:00pm On May 20, 2017
dupzy05:
Op abeg shey kwara dey pay corpers?
State government no dey pay. Local government no dey pay.
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Introduced "Pin Chat" - See Features by binary007: 9:02am On May 20, 2017
Fresia01:
I'm devastated.. My bf just broke up with me for no reason , I really need emotional help! !!
Check your signature my dear. The reason is written in capital letter, bolded and underlined.
NYSC / Re: Kwara: Safe Transportation To Yikpata Orientation Camp by binary007: 8:45am On May 20, 2017
As per meal...
The state coordinator told us every Corp member is entitled to #500 worth of meal daily I. E. Approximately #170 each section.. Now picture yourself eating rice and meat worth 170 after stress and drilling. It is fun though but mami market always win.
The problem with yikpata is always water but since it is the raining season, I presume coloured water should be available. Pls get original Dettol. Get a bucket so you can have a personal reservoir incase of scarcity.
Good news the last Sunday on Camp, the state coordinator came and surprisingly we ate jollof rice and chicken. Dude! Kitchen full you go think say they dey share money ni.
Prepare your mind to queue.
Queue for food.
Queue to bath.
Queue for water.
Queue for parade.
Queue for drilling.
Queue for everything.

Choose your first friend well. He/She would most likely be your best friend on Camp. Enjoy the experience.
I rep platoon 4.... I rep Mayflower hostel.. Alomo hostel
NYSC / Kwara: Safe Transportation To Yikpata Orientation Camp by binary007: 8:18am On May 20, 2017
Congratulations to all Corps members posted to yikpata camp. I'm also a Corp member serving in the state capital, ilorin. My cds group has organized transportation from ilorin to the orientation camp direct. From any state you are coming from.. Just tell the driver that you will drop at general roundabout ilorin. if you are coming from Lagos,Ogun state or any western state, General roundabout is the default last bustop . We will be there with our nysc crested vest and khaki (under the sun or in the rain) to welcome you dutifully before the bus conveys you to yikpata camp. Tfare is between 1k and 1,200.
Pls whatsapp me on 08167321676 to show your interest . I'm Opeyemi.

Journey mercies from everywhere you are coming from.

NYSC / Re: For Those Posted To Kwara State- Let's Meet Here by binary007: 12:06am On May 20, 2017
08167321676
I'm a Corps member in kwara.. You can add me.. I will be most willing to help you out with basic needs.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Call-Up Letter Updates by binary007: 11:40am On May 18, 2017
stillwendy:
Yikpata here I come. If you are in port harcourt and your place of deployment is kwara, let's go hookup and go together
I'm also a corps member in Ilorin.
08167321676
Beep me for any help or enquires.
All the best.
Romance / Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by binary007: 10:44pm On May 14, 2017
You are still a learner in wrong relationship
Ask Taylor Swift
Politics / Re: Lagos Police Armourer Sells Arms To Militants, Attempts Suicide by binary007: 9:04am On May 14, 2017
Why is the auditing not a consistent thing?
Maybe monthly before salaries are paid.
That way it is easier to track thieves like Odu.
Crime / Re: Security Guard On N25,000 Salary Steals N24.4m, Threatens Boss With Whistle-blow by binary007: 6:32pm On May 13, 2017
I presume andrews was just given a certificate of attendance in whosoever institution he attended.
1. You have been stealing small small nobody catch you.
2. You stepped up your game badly, no body catches you. (your boss didn't even suspect you cos he never checked your room)
3. I'm very sure andrews was chatting with that phone on duty for his boss who is not always around to have noticed.
4. You don get 24milla and your best excuse be say your Oga wife no give you food?? Some people are destined to remain poor forever.
5. At 40, I presume you have wife and probably kids somewhere but the money was traced to your girlfriend, iPhone and expensive clothes. No investment! I weep...
6. 24m and you are still in the house, thinking Oga won't notice. Even CBN would notice if 24m vanish.
7. "I would have blown whistle but I don't know who to contact". Dude! The iPhone with you is for what?? Have you heard of Google. Efcc has a website..
8. Infact! Sue andrews for lying, he never graduated. He is a scam.
9. Andrews fall we hustlers hand big time. Hustling Continues though.

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Before this money, I'm sure andrews was part of the people that says "if I can just see 5m, I will never be poor yet you saw 24m and still led your generation to poverty"

Know your mark, know when to stop.
Greed brought you here.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by binary007: 9:54pm On May 12, 2017
Caringguy:
The match is not over yet angry
When was the last time Chelsea lost or drew from winning position this season?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by binary007: 9:42pm On May 12, 2017
Blue is the colour!!!
Wey that guy wey dey destined to walk naked this night?

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Romance / Re: 26-Year-Old Virgin Lady Decides To Remain So Till Marriage (Photos) by binary007: 9:11pm On May 12, 2017
Is the absence of hymen the only criteria for virginity now? I will rather we scrap this word and respect celibacy instead.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by binary007: 8:35pm On May 12, 2017
sekem:


Oga win this one first before you start mastürbating on Arsenal matter angry

Arsenal matter na beans.... Small matter.
Health / Re: Ebola Outbreak In Congo, Three Killed - World Health Organization by binary007: 8:32pm On May 12, 2017
Anytime Ebola is mentioned I dof my hat for the bravery of Late Dr. Ameyo Adadevoh. That was woman literally saved Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: How Broke Have You Ever Been? by binary007: 8:23pm On May 12, 2017
Merryglad:
i was suprised when they called me for an interview, thats where i work at the moment..
I'm shocked! Really
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by binary007: 8:21pm On May 12, 2017
Let's win the league today so we can rest players for FA cup against those 4th contender. It would be ridiculous to lose the most competitive match against Arsenal. Not forgetting they beat us to the community shield few seasons ago.
Romance / Re: How Broke Have You Ever Been? by binary007: 2:06pm On May 11, 2017
oluwafreshkid:
I went to sch (Unilorin) to write test hoping to withdraw my last 1k for transport back home. I got to school and got alert for sms debit alert 89 naira.
Na so 1k spoil. I had to trek from campus to oko Erin sawmill garage. For those who know Unilorin well. Couldn't go to school for 2 days. Legs were damn weak!

You did what?
Tanke to sawmill garage??
Romance / Re: How Broke Have You Ever Been? by binary007: 2:04pm On May 11, 2017
Venica:
i was so broke, that i become jealous of two kids who were using 100# to buy sweets n popcorn.
Damn!
Romance / Re: How Broke Have You Ever Been? by binary007: 2:03pm On May 11, 2017
Merryglad:
I submitted my CV without envelope,I didn't want to beg or borrow... I have written exams for three days without food....in all this I know it is well even in the well because God is aware.

Submitting CV without envelope is the height, you could have just borrowed to get an envelope.. You know what I mean? It is well though
Politics / Re: FG To Drop Babachir Lawal & Oke Over $43.4m Contract Scam, Shops For Replacement by binary007: 12:48pm On May 11, 2017
200m to clear weed?



And all you wanna do is to drop him and replace him with another who would probably award the same project for 500m knowing all you would do if you find out is to drop him.


Wait! Who banished firing squad?

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