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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Police At His House, Releases Statement by binary007: 9:38pm On Jul 20, 2019
This is a very confidential information containing a policeman phone number and Timi posted it to the whole world.


This guy is just a social media warlord.
He just outrightly accused the police of being bribed "Without evidence".

He talks too much for a man.

Ps: Never show all your cards, be calculative.

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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Police At His House, Releases Statement by binary007: 9:31pm On Jul 20, 2019
adelaja70:

God bless you... NO mind that slowpoke. Women are truly their own problem.

And they should have trekked from the police station abi?
Idiots.
Arguing without logic

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Celebrities / Re: Brown Skin Girl, Iyabo Ojo's Daughter 'Priscilla' Slays In New Pictures by binary007: 6:38pm On Jul 20, 2019
Regina started the same way.

The starting is not the most important... How you end is the koko.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 11:39am On Jul 19, 2019
Tuoyo :It's 7inches
Diane: He no go even do me, He go be like one small Biro inside my Ocean.


You all definitely knows what they are both talking about.
Diane is on heat.

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Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 48th Birthday Today (photos) by binary007: 8:19am On Jul 19, 2019
Did she use the aging app for those pictures?

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Career / Re: Ganiyu Olawunmi Omolabake: BMW Club Nigeria Celebrates Female Mechanic In Ibadan by binary007: 8:18am On Jul 19, 2019
I have nothing to say.
Maybe the guy below has an opinion.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Assessment Test At Workforce by binary007: 5:32pm On Jul 18, 2019
kayodez:



hyzich, hw far nah bruh
? Sup with the academy now it's 6 months now, are u still with Dem?

How much is the proposed monthly allowance at workforce?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Assessment Test At Workforce by binary007: 5:23pm On Jul 18, 2019
Olubusolami:
I got the mail to, how can someone get to the address from Ibadan, mine is 2:00pm

What's the update on your workforce test?
Crime / Re: Man Finds Himself In Ibadan After Answering An Unknown Call In Lagos by binary007: 8:22am On Jul 18, 2019
Who paid his tfare to Ibadan?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 12:06am On Jul 18, 2019
Lauryn41:
Frodd should apologize

And disgrace himself again

What is this fucking toddler talking about

Aunty please carry your permanently bored face and get out

I reject any spirit of Esther around frodd


Frodd greatest mistake was mocking himself by crying in front of Esther.
There is no way, I repeat, no way Esther would give him the full respect he deserves.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 11:50pm On Jul 17, 2019
Why exactly is Esther vexing for frodd?

I heard "he didn't say sorry."
Sorry for what?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 11:13pm On Jul 17, 2019
Tetehjevvels:


I am not your transcriber abi you no get dstv for house? Rewind and listen


I'm sorry.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 11:06pm On Jul 17, 2019
Tetehjevvels:


Listen to her gist with Gedoni right now and you will get the answer to this question of yours because she just said it
I obviously missed it.
What did she say?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 11:02pm On Jul 17, 2019
Tetehjevvels:


Stop always jumping to conclusions. There are people who truly value relationships and will not sleep around unless they are in a relationship with you.

I told you Khafi is loyal ride or die wife material of 1000 yards.

The girl has a strong will when it comes to love or her heart. Leave her alone biko

So you are insinuating that she didn't have anything to do with men for solid 8years, but fell helplessly with a guy in 2weeks on national TV.


Why are people like this Na?

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Forum Games / Re: Answer And Pose An 'ism' Word by binary007: 8:09pm On Jul 17, 2019
kushercain:
.......: the principle of fostering intercommunion and cooperative activities among different religious denominations.



Oloshoism

Oloshoism..... User not found. Error 404

End of thread

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria (SPDC) Graduate Trainee Recruitment, 2019 by binary007: 7:37pm On Jul 17, 2019
fizcoo20:
hello, pple in d house. i don apply since monday morning, but have not get any confirmation from my mail since. did anyone experience that . thanks in anticipation.

Send a mail or reapply with another mail.
Sports / Re: Man City Ranked Best Fooball Team In The World, Man Utd 34th [Top 10] by binary007: 6:04pm On Jul 16, 2019
ainas247:
grin aresenal is no. 404

its only programmer that will know this..

rank your business fast on Google
check my profile for
recent results

Page not found! cheesy grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria (SPDC) Graduate Trainee Recruitment, 2019 by binary007: 12:28pm On Jul 16, 2019
Omotayor123:

Oh! Shoyoye Opeyemi, nice meeting u herecheesy

It's a faceless forum.
Shii...
Don't cast me. (Laughing)

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria (SPDC) Graduate Trainee Recruitment, 2019 by binary007: 7:14pm On Jul 15, 2019
Omotayor123:

No one has gotten to ODVI interview stage yet jare, don't mind those Linus.

For the meantime, let's keep our fingers crossed m

How are you doing sweetheart?
It's Ope from ICHS.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria (SPDC) Graduate Trainee Recruitment, 2019 by binary007: 7:13pm On Jul 15, 2019
Foreigners:
Why did I get regret mail. Why?

No!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by binary007: 3:20pm On Jul 15, 2019
During my Nysc in ilorin, I thought it would be nice to work for extra pay so I went to a tutorial and offer to teach the students. Ssce/jamb/ijmb.
He said the pay is #400 per period. I said no wahala.
I was in my full khaki regalia.
Next he said where is my CV?
I said CV for what??
He said they always review CV for any new teacher joining the tutorial.
Review my CV that I prepared for shell/chevron for #400 per hour.
I told him its ridiculous.
To my utmost surprise, he opened one drawer.... Mehn! See CV's like final year project. He gave them to me and told me those are the "Recent" submission.

Mehn and brethren, I went through the CV's and saw a guy, Graduate of Mathematics from Uniben, 2:1. He finished his NYSC 4years before the year I started serving. 4fucking years!!!!! I just handpicked his CV and told him to give this guy the job.

#400 per hour.
That Year, On that day, at that hour, I strolled home jejely.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria (SPDC) Graduate Trainee Recruitment, 2019 by binary007: 10:54am On Jul 14, 2019
mrbrams:
Please how do I see my working style result? I see people writing that they have 3 six, 1 four, and others.. How did you check? Thanks

You would get a mail few hours after the exam.
Follow the link and download the attached PDF file.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out That You're Being Cheated On? by binary007: 10:05am On Jul 14, 2019
binary007:
I will try to keep this short and concise.
Babe: I want to come visit you For the weekend.

Me: It's OK. We will go out and finally spend quality time together. (Bla, Bla, Bla, Bla)

Me: we will be together for 3days, Are you sure you are "Ready"?

Babe: Don't worry Sweetheart,I Gave my virginity out to a guy in my lodge just last month. We are OK.

Me: (In high pitched voice) You and who is OK? Why on earth did you do such?

Babe: Because I don't want you to have any resistance when I come over.


I have never been so dumbfounded my entire life like I was that day.

My brain was calculating if I was the side-guy OR the lodge guy OR several other guys.

PS : Only fear of death should surpass your fear of women.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out That You're Being Cheated On? by binary007: 10:04am On Jul 14, 2019
lemme park here
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria (SPDC) Graduate Trainee Recruitment, 2019 by binary007: 4:27pm On Jul 13, 2019
OsamBrain:

Keep hope alive bro..
Verbal - 22/24
Numeric - 15/16
Logical - 7/10.

I have received my love letter tho

I'm sorry.
Better days ahead
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria (SPDC) Graduate Trainee Recruitment, 2019 by binary007: 1:09pm On Jul 13, 2019
Questions are cheap, time is limited.
Verbal got 15/24 right.
Numeric: 11/16
Logical reasoning: 9/10

And for the cubik....
3(Seven) - Creativity, Dependability, Drive
1(Six) - Supportiveness
2(Five) - Adaptability, Assertiveness

If I get a regret mail, it would only mean there are people who did far better than myself.
Fingers crossed.
#No_love_lost
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 6:15pm On Jul 10, 2019
Ninja enter house just dey serve themselves food.
Tasha said "what if I poisoned it"


I'm so cracked up

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 5:36pm On Jul 10, 2019
Kaffy seems the best so far.
Babe is acting so naturally.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by binary007: 10:06pm On Jul 07, 2019
oshe11:
Read that statement again

U'd understand

I hate if when one have to explain sarcastic comments due to the other person's inability to understand.

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Family / Re: World Shortest Married Couple In Brazil (Photos) by binary007: 1:03pm On Jun 23, 2019
They should be allowed to use their full picture as passport.

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Phones / Re: Here's More Bad News For Hauwei, Facebook Will No Longer Support Hauwei Phones by binary007: 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2019
Just buy the phone and download the app.
Life is not this difficult.
Pre-installed apps that you still have to update after you buy the phone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Transmission Engineer In Telecommunication Is Desperately In Need Of Job by binary007: 10:28pm On May 30, 2019
tymat:


Thanks sir.Please he doesn't know anyone in huawei.No matter how good you are in Telecom, You will have to know someone before you can get in. Please kindly assist if you know anyone.Thanks

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