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....u just made my day....

brutal1:
There was ds girl I had a crush on in secondary school , she joined our school in JSS2 and in SS1 d feeling was so strong and I wrote my letter ..d days of ditto... She promised to give me an answer the next Monday. I ironed my uniform and added "blue" we call it aro kiun, the thing sparkle well and I poured moms powder on my uniform to form perfume only for our principal to ask us all to recite the 2nd stanza of national anthem (Oh God of creation) and d whole school fumbled and it was a beating galore. All those agric, geography, maths and fine art teachers that can beat for states. They ruined my day. I cried my eye balls out..even my crush cried and I hated d way she couldn't hold it. Her mouth was so wide as she was crying and that ended all the feelings. The crushed and d crusher sat with half of our nyansh because d other part was hell.

08093144618....Engr Toyin

Is your seed planter the usual one attached to a tractor or yours is different? Pls elaborate even with picture if you wouldn't mind...thanks a lot. Have about 20hecters of maize farm and actually spent above 160k for planting it.... Seed planter would have bin oreverable cause I still pay for replanting even after germination....

stagger:
Searched on Alibaba. Connected with the company on Whatsapp. They sent me pics and videos demonstrating the product as well as product catalogues, all within 2 hours. Cost of shipping was prohibitive, so I liaised with a company that ships goods from China to Nigeria (internet search revealed several and I picked one). Paid the supplier and the shipper the agreed prices, and within a week, my product was in my hands.

I have bought cars from the US, so this one was not a problem for me at all.

Interesting peace! 4.7tonnes isn't a bad income...

fison:
thank you so much for this. I have some questions :
-when do you spray?
-did you use seed planter?
-at what point did you apply fertilizer?
-have you harvested? If so what was your yield?

-I sprayed with glyphosate the day of planting the maize, and subsequent spraying when weeds starts sprouting. In all, i sprayed thrice before harvesting and once against pest.
- Manual planting of two to three seeds per hole
-I applied fertilizer exactly a month after planting
- I harvested April with a total of 4.7tonnes

Hi Nairalanders.. pls I need someone to guild me through a difficult situation I found myslef, ordered for a 51 inches Skyrun Led Tv and paid a friend for both the TV and as well for the logistics, instead of paying for the logistic he felt the money was too much and he went for a cheaper means of transporting the TV to my base here in Jalingo, Taraba state. Now the screen is broken in the course of transporting and I Dont know how to go about repairing or changing the screen..... Pls I need a professional adivice and solution... Don't wanna loose my money for nothing sake.

[quote author=ClassCaptain post=52126225]Episode Five
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I was just imagining the various scenarios that we play out in the room that night...I could imagine Theo Groping and handling our sanctuary keeper with immense aggressiveness and smashing her sanctuary with reckless abandon while she screams "oh my God "... This was someone that speaks in tongues oohh. Jesus indeed wept !!!

Ahahahahahahaa.....thanks for breaking the glass Cup i was holding while reading this....

[quote author=ClassCaptain post=52126225]Episode Five

I was just imagining the various scenarios that we play out in the room that night...I could imagine Theo Groping and handling our sanctuary keeper with immense aggressiveness and smashing her sanctuary with reckless abandon while she screams "oh my God "... This was someone that speaks in tongues oohh. Jesus indeed wept !!!

Ahahahahahahaa.....thanks for breaking the glass Cup i was holding while reading this....

ibabkr:
Why displaying ur ignorance

freely to Nairalanders? That's not a portion from the Qur'an, it's actually an Arabic way of saying' Victory is from God alone'
Come to think of this: why is there a cross on red cross logo?
Why is there a cross on Nigerian navy's logo? Are they meant for Christians?

Totally agreed with you but why must those inscriptions be in Arabic language? I mean why can't we even use the three dominants language in Nigeria as the inscription? Theres still So many things to be learn from the Chinese........#Justthinkingloud..

Is this necessary?

Ehn!!!! Lobatan!!! What a work.

nellyelitz:
i saw this on BBC and i believe what Rueben Abatic said about demons in Aso Rock causing confusion

I think you've said it all, he just show how egocentric he could be a times... That woman raised issues, national issues, questions which are not far fetch from the lips of the masses and all he could do is to refer to women as some sort of used television which u keep in the store and of all places he choose a country that have a sitting president as a woman.... #So clueless........

razortruth:
Unfortunately, he is damn wrong. That's the mindset of the average Northerners hence the use and dump manner they mete to women. Indeed, nothing can replace education. So Bubu, the Angella you went to meet in Germany belongs to the kitchen? Just pray she doesn't read this your reply else you will be trashed live right there in Germany. What of Hillary Clinton? What about the queen of England? Kitchen materials? It would have been better if you didn't respond

Actually I've bin supportive of the APC merger even before the election, after the election a lot has happened and indeed the masses are loosing fate in the present government everyday. I think in my opinion the president should have tackle his wifes allegations and opinion rather than demonstrating his ignorance even in the presence of a female world leader by reffering and reminding us that all women carriers end in the kitchen or at home... In my opinion i think Aisha buhari demonstrated her role indeed as a lover of the masses and loyal wife, trust me when I say not many northerner Muslims wife's can stand against many of their husband's reckless and stupid decisions... This incident has actually portrayed the president as clueless, uniformed and uneducated with his manner of approach to issues.... He could choose a state visit to any other country so as to voice his stupid, egocentric and idiotic statement about his wife and of course womenhood but not in Germany.... #Clueless.

In my opinion?, I think does at the helm of afairs of this country as at then made it 40% cause of their personal grativication, they might have thought the money will be realease before the expiration of their tenure then the original indoor and ofcourse unofficial agreement will be brought to the table. No reasonable government or sane/literate person will sign such an agreement..
More reason why Buhari government must not use all the power at his disposal to fight the previous government cause there's still a lot to uncover and without them they can't accomplish that...
Government should invite those in government who handled the case as at then to ascertain what trully transpired, They must have put thier own cut from such a huge money and to the said lawyer, someone should please tell him that #Changebeginwithus.... Proudly Nigeria!!

Comparing Fayose and Mimiko to Ambode clearly shows the kind of weed this Taofeek araparegangan is smoking! Mimikos style of governance is thuggery while Fayose styles is ........ No words to described that tout cause when u feel u know him too well, he comes out of no where to dissapoint u with his big mouth. Fayose only rule in Ekiti Tru his Mouth. More reasons whily he has not paid salaries since December last year.

Nigerians never fail to surprise me anyways! Bunch of Jobless wailers criticising somebody's wife dress Code. What are ur wife's wearing at ur individual homes?

Arabinrin yi ti fe ya were patapata....

You actually quite my mind.... Blessed Sunday.

MissGdope:
☆The Glory - Gil Joe
☆I no fit shout - Frank Edwards
☆Mighty God - Joe Praize
☆Overtake - Frank Edwards
☆Oghene doh - Frank Edwards

Not thatvim disputing or trying to rubbish the work our gallant and patriotic solders are doing but this picture has been uploaded a thousand time, I've been seeing this particular pictures of those guys arrested since 2014, Nairaland should stop confusing us. Is not necessary you should attached a picture to your news if youre not provided one...God bless our gallant solder and God bless Nigeria.

I was born and brought up in publishing, there's nothing about his book that can't be publish or printed here in NAIJA, Stop making excuses for his failures.

MissingBudget:
If you know anything about publishing, you will know that our publishing houses here are not up to standard. He wants the best for his book. Get over it. Maybe when he needs quality medical attention he should also go to Nigerian hospitals and die abi?