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Please i want to know if there is any 3g or 3.5g service of any of the networks i mentioned above in Wuse 2? If not, where can i find 3g or 3.5g service in Abuja.
Thanks

Fashrola shut up and carry your useless screenshot commot for here. What proof have you to show that its mtn afterall zain rocks! Abi who no fit paste screenshots. Nonsense!
Thegr8ola, u still dey wait for the 4k?
Na 20 naira i get now o, once i save reach 4k i go tell you. Baboon

Pls can someone tell this slowpoke called thegr8ola to wake up, becos its only someone who is sleeping that will ask me to bring 4k for eF.Bee.Tee!
Na me you wan take buy new phone, idiot!

I had a fierce argument with a friend, we placed a bet, and i lost!!
Because of Michael Essien! I'm sure most of you have seen the mtn advert where Essien comes out of a hotel and is giving the ball to sign by one of the guards. He does and goes ahead to show a bit of skill with the ball, but the move breaks down and he is asked to remove his shoe.
The camera now zooms out and 'Essien' is shown juggling and showing off all types of skills after which the camera zooms in and he hands the ball back to the guard.
The guy juggling the ball is not michael essien.
For God sake why didnt they use someone with some skill or better still ask essien to learn some for the advert. Now i've lost money!

Its no secret that MTN has b.l.o.c.k.e.d the ch**ts for browsing. For the past two days, no show on opera and pc. It seems they must have been very thirsty becos right now they are drinking my credit like "kunu"!
Pls anyone with a way out should help! God bless

We all know how naija radio commentators want to drive someone crazy with their inaccurate and intermittent screams of this and that. But i also listen to spanish radio commentary, and in yesterdays game between Madrid and Xerez, The commentator shouted ronaldo's name up to a 100 times and screamed PENALTY! more than 10 times!

Nigeria is beginning to look like a somalia wannabe

FASHROLA You Too Much!
Thank You na serious understatement!
The stuff fast die. Men thanx a lot. Your genius is greatly appreciated here.

I already have 2 goal keepers, 5 defenders, 5 midfielders and 3 strikers. If i attempt to substitute a defender for a striker, a pop-up tells me i have exceeded my no of strikers! All i want to do is change from my 4-4-2 to a 3-4-3! I want more strikers! I want more goals! I want more points! I want to unseat DAVID! Help!

I registered a team but they gave me a 4-4-2 formation. I want a 3-4-3 formation. Answers please i need to join in game week 3. And another thing, wats with the crap players you all are buying? Is there something i dont know?

To a certain extent i agree with him. Anybody could be a victim to this dubious tactic and it should be looked into, but if the community shield is wats on his mind,Then Screw Him!!!

I think the EPL will be interesting to watch this season altho i know it still wont measure up to the la liga.
Man City sent out a strong message when they beat Blackburn on their own turf, but arsenal sent out an even stronger message by thrashing the hell out of Everton in their own backyard.
Maybe its still to early to judge them but we are watching keenly.
After Man U and Liverpools match, we'll now analyse the top 4, or is it top 5?

Why dont y'all shut up and wait till next week. Sheesh!

Yuck!
I thought they said this thread was locked? WTF!
Please mod enable words like Sauron and numbers like 417 to be recognised as spam!

I dont see anything wrong in it. If you both trust each other then why not. You're welcome anyday so its not unannounced.

Thanks y'all folks for your contributions so far. But my efforts may have hit a brickwall. I've contacted his parents and was shocked to know they know he's roaming the streets. My efforts to know how he "got there" was met with coldmess so i didnt want to probe further.
On my own i cant organise all these things you guys are suggesting and even if i could, without his parents approval it could be termed criminal. Young boy. Poor boy

I'm not a psychologist, but if i was this would be d advice i'd give to couples to help counter infidelity in marriage.
Truth be told, infidelity occurs in marriage mainly because of couples getting fed up of seeing each other.
Make or Buy facemasks (those types you would wear and resemble a different person), about 3 or so and give 'em different names (johnny, luca, spencer) or (genny, sandra, lucia) - These all sound like flirtatious names!
You could wear these masks from time to time when ever you feel like making love to some one "other" than your husband or wife. That way everyone is happy.

A dear friend, closer than a brother who i lost contact with for some time now, was spotted by me patrolling the streets naked, and unfortunately Mad. I could not believe it. I cried for a long time.
Now i want to take him off the streets. How do i go about it? I dont want to be lynched by people who may think i want to use him for ritual purposes.

Soccer!
On a more serious note players of cricket and baseball should be rounded up and shot!
Cricket more especially.
You hit a ball and run away like a thief that has been spotted.
Someone else runs about, cap in his hand like a begger.
The ref, unfazed raises his hands slowly with remarkable indifference. 200 all out!
Chei! Na wa o

So what would you do if she confides in you? Beat the hubby? I tongue-lashed my sisters husband once for hitting her and she hated me for that. Dunno why. At least i'll keep my gob shut next time.

Ok is that the way it is? All of a sudden my post is now amusing abi? Instead of helping me post a simple link you all are laughing at me. It ok. Its not like i asked for something extraordinary. Or is it the hardship in naija that has thwarted your mentality.
In developed countries browsing is not luxury, its a necessity. If you dont help me, someone else will

@zig,
I did not see jap there. Whats your plan?
Nairaland help me out now? Why do you all have to be so mean and selfish? If i typed "how to download with opera" now everyone will jump in and start begging, posting their emails. But if it is a request you all just shut up. Why does it have to be so? Where are all the people shouting jap, jap. Na wa oh!

Please i have been looking for the jap tunneling software online for browsing and have so far been unsuccesful. Please can someone post a link for me. Those who are currently using the software to browse should please do me a favor and post a link.
Thanks

Money 30 lmao!

As an aggressive kid Lord knows that i would have bitten off a chunk of something. YUCK!

Could be her drink was tainted with the "truth drug"
I'm a go get me some of that!

Hey chineke! I wont read this epistle to save my life. Its too long