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Hello Uncle Sam,
Please i need unlocking of this modem

Model: E156G
IMEI: 357133038253066

Thanks a million and God bless!

Abeg make una helep me oooooo!
i want to download an mtn proxy prov file for my s40, but sharemobile don drink paraga, it doesnt display anything when i search for proxy file
does anyone know where i can download the latest working prov file? or can anyone be kind enough to upload it for me? Thanks
i still dey online dey wait oooo!

I dont really support any club
I'm a Ronaldo supporter (da lima)
I supported Barcelona, Inter, AC, Madrid while he toured europe
But now he's in corinthians and i cant watch him, i just enjoy football.
I'm a NEUTRAL

I really didnt know the section to post this, so the moderator should feel free to move it if he doesnt deem it fit here
I have been having constant electricity supply over the last one week.
CONSTANT as in the accumulative power outage over the past week should be about 1 hour
I really dont know what is wrong. IS it restricted to my area, or has the '6000megawatts' been implemented and i didnt hear about it?
I'm worried 

Fhemmmy:
Can people that [b]has father like doesnt have [/b]sign up as well?

I heard over the news a couple of days ago that a certain Galadima died while on his way to watch the eagles in Niamey.
But i was surprised that the news didnt even make it here on nairaland.
My question is, Which of the Galadimas died? Is it the Infamous Ibrahim Galadima (Former NFA chairman) or someone else?

There is something weird. . .something occultic about this thread.
Platnk is . . .

Omo my people, mtn don strike again o!
which way nairaland?

Who gives a phuck?
Avatar sold out!

This aloyemeka is a very useless boy,
always chatting rubbish just to keep an otherwise stupid thread alive. . .
f o o l

No shaking
He will be impeached at the speed of light!

Madness!
Just when we were beginning to settle down. . .
Well lets see

Gosh is dis d bst in nairaland .den i shld b made ruler cos i measure up 2 standard.u al aint got punchlines .ual r quotin lines 4rm vanguard

Gosh is dis d bst in nairaland .den i shld b made ruler cos i measure up 2 standard.u al aint got punchlines .ual r quotin lines 4rm vanguard

@ibime dats tite kip it up

@ibime dats tite kip it up

Got a black chic look lik michael jackson got a white chic luk lik michael jackson

Heres my team Goal keepers -Enyeama,Aiyenugba,Ejiogu. Defenders-C Odiah.Emeragha.Yobo.Shittu.Nwaneri.apam.echejile.taiwo. MILDFIELDERS-etuhu.mikel.ayila.ibrahim.k uche.obiefule. STRIKERS-martins.i uche.osaze.nsofor.c ogbuke.v moses. Formation 4-3-3 startin line up enyeama c.odia yobo nwaneri t.taiwo/emeragha etuhu mikel u kalu i uche martins osaze believe me dis guys wuld defeat any team

Song Mikel comparism is a close one really song is just more versatile good defender play in front of d back 4 can venture foward 2 score goals but his passin is crap dats wat mikel is wold class at i think a mikel kind of defensive(4) mildfielder is beta suited to la liga where d 4 is usually creative and is very self expressive den u l c d best in mikel doubt me just watch s.busquet y toure l diarra m senna e banega f.gago x alonso unlike preimiership where d 4 has 2 be a leg cutter i.e palacios mascherano essien

Na wa!
boys don dey run mouth anyhow, after dem go start to lament
Nonsense!

i know quite a handful of people you cannot catch dead without trouser lines (I mean the one put while ironing)
My uncle for one cannot wear his trousers without a line, and would deal severely with anyone who does not iron his trousers so.
Me i think its old-fashioned. Infact i dont wear trousers with a line, i iron them out.
What do you think. Which looks more presentable and trendy, or does it make any difference?

Guru's abeg help me, i just booted my laptop to find that the toolbar which was normally and which is normally at the bottom of the screen is now positioned at the top! (as the screenshot shows)
I've tried everything to bring it down but cant. i know it must be simple to do but i cant.
Please help. Its making work awkward and difficult for me.
Thanks

Niceeeee thread!
Mushin?
And i been dey plan to go see my pali for mushin on tuesday, stay for one week. Na im be say download go yanfu be dat. I go download plus their mast

I'm not trying to be sexist but do you know the stress a guy goes through to find a 'wife'?
A successful young man trying to settle down and has to go through the laborous task of sifting through the enormous junk out there.
Fhemmy you say it goes both ways but i tell you, when it comes to marriage ladies run out of time, men dont. So at the end of the day, the lady doesnt have much choice. My 2 cent

Far too many hoes you mean. Wives are as scarce as hell. Too many 'men' in search of very few 'wives'

I dint know wat section to post this, so mod use your discretion.
There's this girl i met at a computer school in abj here where we both take programming lessons.
I liked her and we got talking. We became close. I made out i was a courageous guy (which i think i am, and a trait she liked)and i'd planned to take it a step further. On friday i left the computer school to deliver a message and could not make it back in time before they closed so i asked her to take my laptop to her house from where i'd collect it.
I went there yesterday (sat) and on reaching there went in through the gate. There was no one in sight. I was about making my way round the house when i got the shock of my life!!
At first i thought it was a lion, then i realised it was a dog!!!
Without wasting time (i was not thinking again) i went down on my knees and raised my hands.
The dog just came and was looking at me, head cocked to one side as if "who and wat is wrong with this foolish boy". My mouth was dry. Even if it was not, i wont have dared uttered a word.
We were in this look-me-i-look-you position for almost a minute (the longest in my life)
Then i heard sound of laughing behind me, and looked around to see a woman who later turned out to be the girls mother. She told me to get up and called the dog to her.
I told her my mission, and her younger brother who later came out gave me the laptop as his sister had gone to make her hair.
The mother was trying her best not to laugh some more, and i felt really ashamed.
She (the girl) has been calling me, but i havent had the nerve to pick.
Wallahi, my runs don scuttle be that. I no fit yarn this girl again because of one stupid dog, abi anything spoil

Manny how far? you don finally get d koko?
THANK GOD 4 U!
Oya share with us, abi share with me. Abeg

Wow. Thats really cool
Thanx

This is serious o!
This is probably the longest nigerians have stayed without a new mtn c.h.e.a.t!
Does it mean mtn has finally put the lid on the coffin of ef-bee-tee?
Chei!