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Thats what it is. A classic.The World's No.1 against The World's Number 2. Rafael Nadal Braved all odds going into the final having to deal with a Ferocious Fernando Verdasco in a match dat lasted for over 5 hours. Federer on the other hand had little trouble dealing with his opponent Juan Del potro. Now Federer is seeking a fourth aussie title and a record 14 grand slams, while Nadal on the other hand is yet to win on this very unfamiliar terrain. Everything is at stake, or wat do u think?

Fed must be shivering whereva he is at d moment. He seems to have lost a huge chunk of his confidence. Fed fans just have to live wid dat

Fed must be shivering whereva he is at d moment. He seems to have lost a huge chunk of his confidence. Fed fans just have to live wid dat

I dunno if verdasco can go past fed if he gets into d finals. I dont just trust him. I'd prefer a Nadal - Fed final. And by d way, this guy has a very dangerous serve! o:

Damn this poncho verdasco just wont lie down!

Georgio ur phone does not have any problem. Its not every wlan u can access. Some are restricted. If it gives u dat message just know u cant use it. Check for another one.

thats not true cristiano apart from on the pitch is not a very good example we all no of his excapades with prostitutes his also very proud on the other hand kaka is a christain from what i can see oh . and is not proud pls robinho wanted to leave madrid chelsea wanted to buy him chelsea sold his shirts b4 his arrival dat angered madrid they refused to sell him to chelsea man city came up on the last day rememba he wanted to leave madrid so he joined em

im an up comin footballer im 16 at the moment any of u ladies wanna hook up

who be dis pomade sef

marcelo lippi carlo ancellotti fabio capello ortzman hitsfield jose mourinho are far beta coaches than wenger pls wenger doesnt make unknown young stars become players over nite the the only useful graduates of arsenal academy are hoyte brothers pennant diaby bently . players like cesc merida vela ramsey van persie eboue were stolen from other clubs yeah stolen wat do u cal hovering around youth teams of other clubs and promisin them playin time and pls arsenal dont play themost atractive football onearth it has always been barcelona

after losing and drawin deir first 2 matches in la liga they have simply torn every other team apart except shaktar scored an outrageous 59 goals in 19 matches and have 50 points from possible 57 points obtainable the highest ever for a la liga team in 19 matches topin deir league wit 12 points and breezed thru second round championsleague qualification scorin 18 goals in 6 matches conceding 8.

10, VAN PERSIE (ARSENAL)
9, ANELKA(CHELSEA)
8, HIGUAIN(MADRID)
7, AGUERO(ATHLETICOMADRID)
6, BENZEMA(LYON)
5, DEL PIERO(JUVENTUS)
4, IBRAHIMOVIC(INTER MILAN)
3, VILLA(VALENCIA)
2, IBISEVIC(HOFFENHIEM)
1, SAMUEL ETO (BARCELONA)

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.
The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that." the man replied, "Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener."
The man was really sobbing now, "I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison , "             




                                                                                                                                                          2,   A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she Mess (farts) loudly(GboooooooooN!!!!!!!!!!!) with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop that!" To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?" A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your privates is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'




  3, One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

oh grizzly is dis u my lost son im so glad to find u

grizzly dont get so upset ur a funny guy i can vouch for dat zuwo

dat joke is 2 childish bet u heard it from ur younger sister

Since wen did Burrows become sexy? Duh

so much noise about nothing u guys are so blind to see that he didnt even include himself kaka torres ibrahimovic casilias etc

send me the number make i tidy theruns for u

sep nna gi dia dis post is for highly intelligent people not owo's like u hw far i dey fall in on 10th oh send me mary ann number

i really dont know why u ladies enjoy decieving ur selves ive done it several times actually ive been doing it for 8 yrs now and none of u has complained i do it in 14wheel sit at the back seat pass my hand thru the back and squueze the bum using elbow to squeeze boobs or rushing for molue only when its time for standing only closely making a victim u notice and dont say anything ive even fingered one in the night thou back seat we were the only once left in the bus along with the driver. some of u in nairaland might even be my victims

which song do u think is the most played nigerian songs in clubs

bros  na wah oh na just hw i dey see am sha or did i miss out any thing messi was very unfortunate last season its realistic to say he was playing for the wrong team last season if he was playing for d team that won the champions league he would be world best no contest 42 goals including championsleague league and fa cup goals is not just enough to be world best luca toni scored 34 in only league 2 seasons ago and he didnt even get a nomination C ronaldo is the likely winner thou

im thinkin liverpool inter barca juventus

all teams have captains but some are outstandin by their display looks etc who are ur best i.e raul madrid
totti roma gerard liverpool terry chelsea puyol barcelona delpiero juventus ferdinand man u tamudo espanyol maldini ac milan zannetti intermilan casilias spain henry france terry england yobo nigeria drogba cotedivoire e.tc

right backs alves(barcelona) maicon(inter milan )ramos (madrid)rafinha(schalke) miguel (valencia)zambrotta(milan) sagna(arsenal )bosingwa(chelsea 0brown (Manchester United) left backs aurelio(liverpool) clichy(arsenal) evra(Manchester United) abidal(barcelona) adriano(sevilla)maxwell(inter milan )zhirkov (locomotive moscow)grosso(lyon)jankulovski(milan)philip lahm(bayern munich)

please do really have to sleep with any body to become a renouned actor in nigeria

The year has finally drawn its curtain on us with Nigerian football having its good and bad moments some people have stood out with some outstanding performance who are they
osaze odemwingie obinna nsofor mikel obi ikechukwu and kalu uche yobo yakubu ogbuke kanu etc

does hot favourite c ronaldo actually deserve to b named world footballer of the year in a year as winger he scored 42 goals for winger but even wayne rooney had more assists than him he missed 2 crucial penalties enroute to champions league victory and was always absent in big matches.and heard a terribly dissapointing euro. lionel messi who finished last season with 11 league goals was injured 6weeks twice second higest goals scorer in championsleague with 6 missed 3 key matches due to injury olympic winner joint higest goal scorer inthe champions league this season with 5 joint highest assist this season. 10 goals in la liga out of 16 matches. a classy goal in a big match el classico.fernando torres 26 goals in his first season in the premiership very average euro with only a goal but some good assist thou. david villa highest goal scorer in euro and 12 goals in laliga this season was disapointing in the 2 big matches he has played this season against barcelona and real madrid spains highest goal scorer in world cup qualifiers iker casilias won laliga lat year captain spain to euro glory but disssapointing start to this seasson conceded a basket full of goals xavi hernandes best player in euros joint highest asisst in the champions league this year

well dude last season man u didnt meet mourinho in the championsleaague and really most champions league winners dont get to do well the next year arsenal well nobody is expecting anything from them are without there best player against roma then chelsea have only won one big match dis season out of 5 they have played only beat roma home lost roma away drew manu home lost arsenal home lost liverpool home so the old lady aint gonna b different then liverpool dear liver thats englands omly real hope teams like barcelona bayern intermilan juventus can tear any english team apart